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@bashattack.com
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Sysadmin by day. Twitch streamer by night (twitch.tv/bashattack). Parent all the time.

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bashattack @bashattack.com · 15/09/2026
Discord is down. I opened it on mobile and tried sending a DM which looked like it went through until I noticed the giant "Waiting for network..." banner at the bottom. And while I was waiting to see if it connected I got an ad. Glad to see the connection priorities are right.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 14/09/2026
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 29/08/2026
Shoutout to the kid walking through Lambeau after a preseason win chanting “SUPER BOWL! SUPER BOWL!” as if we just won a pivotal playoff game.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 29/08/2026
It is halftime. Cant stop this unauthorized transmission, NFL.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 21/07/2026
It's so weird to be at a point in my career where I'm dismantling projects that I once considered pivotal earlier in my career.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 26/06/2026
Getting my ears rinsed might be one of my favorite feelings.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 25/06/2026
Not that everything needs to be straight… I’ll be honest. Kinda messed up I’d tweet that during Pride Month.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 25/06/2026
I realized today the worst part about being a grown up is that I have opinions about all sorts of weird stuff. For example: the monitor arm in the doctor’s office isn’t mounted to the table straight.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 24/06/2026
I ordered from Popeyes tonight and they shorted me a 5pc chicken strip entree and a Large Drink. Their automated assistant only refunded me $8. The meal was $15. What a marvelous scam.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 10/06/2026
Why is there no place that lets me build my own bowl of frozen custard like frozen yogurt?
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 10/06/2026
What is spinning off MSNBC into a shell company called Versant?
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.
Baseball is for everyone subject to regional blackout restrictions
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 01/06/2026
I had a moment this afternoon where I just sat in a tent in the backyard watching my wife and son and just appreciated how good life is.
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News 3 Now / Channel3000 @channel3000.com · 23/05/2026
More than 60 Wisconsin groups, including churches, businesses and community organizations, are urging Children’s Wisconsin and UW Health to restart gender-affirming care for minors.
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Wisconsin groups urge hospitals to restart gender-affirming care for minors
MADISON, Wis. — More than 60 Wisconsin groups, including churches, businesses and community organizations, are urging Children’s Wisconsin and UW Health to restart gender-affirming care for minors after both systems
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 20/05/2026
we didn't forget about you though
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 13/05/2026
It would be cool if you could follow the same color schemes as the NWS for these maps. I was concerned this was a larger threat until seeing the text at the top.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 27/04/2026
Here’s to the next chapter, whatever it brings.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 12/04/2026
I appreciate that you are sharing your forecast in front of the French flag
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 11/04/2026
Do you think one of the astronauts stood up to get their luggage as soon as Artemis II touched the water, while the other astronauts rolled their eyes?
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 01/04/2026
We got an “attack ad” in our mailbox today about a dangerous liberal and I went “oh cool. They’ve got my vote!”
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 23/03/2026
We want visibility into all our metrics with PowerBI. Wait, no, not the ones that make my department look bad.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 21/03/2026
I finally hit the credits on Pokopia today. What a great game. I didn’t get the hype when it was announced last year. I get it now.
The most vague photo of a Switch 2 in handheld mode with a single credit showing.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 18/03/2026
This was my entire experience with Ocarina of Time. "I can't hit A to jump? I'm out."
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 10/03/2026
Really going to miss your interactions with the rest of the crew. Good luck! P.S. Hope you're going to continue playing Minecraft and GTA on your own channels, because that's the best/only content worth watching online in this, the year 2016.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 10/03/2026
That was yesterday. I'm still feeling it 24 hours after getting home.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 10/03/2026
If I could go back in time, I would tell past me that a 5:30am flight that required me to be at the airport at 4:30am, which required me to leave at 3:30am, which required me to wake up at 2:30am the day after Daylight Savings with a 30 minute layover window and a cranky 4-Year-Old was a bad idea.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 10/03/2026
I used to work with a guy that would come back with trunk fulls of this stuff when he’d travel to a state that sold it.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 06/03/2026
Im driving through the Waco TV market right now and I’m yet to see a billboard announcing the arrival of Thomas Patrick to the market’s screens. Missed opportunity tbh.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 02/03/2026
For legal reasons: this is a joke.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 02/03/2026
Duct tape works too.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 02/03/2026
Does your mainboard have a second empty M.2 slot?
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 26/02/2026
I miss the old Trillian/Gaim/Adium that combined AIM, ICQ, MSN, Yahoo, and IRC into one chat program. If there was something out there that could combine iMessage, Teams, Discord, and maybe even email I would be so happy.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 20/02/2026
I had the same thing at my old home, a fixer-upper castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. I eventually gave up and moved to a block shaped world where I built an entirely new house from scratch using trees I cut down with an axe I built from stone I pickaxed.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 17/02/2026
Today is Fat Tuesday, or as I, an overweight person, like to call it: Tuesday.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 16/02/2026
"Oh, hey I have a new follower!" *checks notification* *sees AI agent builder* *clicks block* "Welp. Good riddance."
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 05/02/2026
You've got my vote!
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 28/01/2026
Can’t decide if it’s a good or bad thing that my child has no hesitation about running into gymnastics & doesn’t turn around to say goodbye.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 19/01/2026
Hey, just a heads up: The video is saying "Video not found" for me.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 15/01/2026
Oh hey look, I'm now @bashattack.com on here!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/01/2026
DHS Releases List Of Mothers Driving Cars
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s important for ICE officers to wear masks to stop people like … [checks note] … the DHS secretary from doxxing them.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 08/01/2026
Time of first scream today? 7:44am.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 02/01/2026
I now fully understand the parents who say "I can't wait for the kids to go back to school after $break ends" and am one of them. I look forward to also telling kids to get off my lawn.
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bashattack @bashattack.com · 02/01/2026
I look forward to receiving this response
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