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Anthony Barton

@bartonez.bsky.social
357 followers 747 following 203 posts

I work in events, ex-Video/Record store cliché and love a good craft beer and a gig. “Be the best version of you, unless you're an arsehole. Don't be a better arsehole.”

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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Let’s cancel all welcomes shall we? Get rid of the signs, they’re too divisive.
Welcome to Victoria sign
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We are all Tucker and Dale now
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We've Had A Doozy Of A Day
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
As an avid music collector in the 90s and 00s, these albums were my go to when I only had $10 in my pocket. For whatever reason they were always super cheap and meant I could always get a music fix when I was down to my last dollar.
Punkorama Vol 5 album cover
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
@davehooper.com this you? 🤣 Did I just find your theme song? youtu.be/V9aZObVSmlE?...
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Gimmie some Dimmies
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Would love to see the stats on Americans killing Americans vs immigrants killing Americans.
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Maybe Sussssssan is growing “trees”
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a greenhouse filled with lots of plants with the sun shining through the roof
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Great stuff! Would also like some decent spring rolls direct to my door please 😜 best of luck!
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Will keep an eye out mate
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I prefer mine medium rare
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
There’s Something About Gary
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Here I was thinking Cracker Barrel was just a brand of cheese 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
This prick doesn’t deserve good music
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
One day I would like to return to the US but that day seems to be getting further and further away 😔
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
With Snoop playing the AFL grand final, I wonder if they will call him antisemitic for the line “from the depths of the sea, back to the block.”
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
youtu.be/tdhf7GYWecM?...
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You're not an Aussie if ya don't like dimmies!
YouTube video by Tales with Vega
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
What a cunt
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/08/2025
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I’m surprised they needed to go as far as analysing it. Just chuck any left wing idea into a tweet and the bots come running. Hell, post the word ‘shroom’ into Twitter and you’d get inundated (wonder if that works here too 😅)
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service
Pitchfork headline: “King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Leave Spotity”
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I get so hungry watching Alone and revel in the fact I can just go to the pantry for a snack. Suckers!
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Hey America, who’s the greatest country in the world now?
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Dave Hooper @davehooper.com · 01/07/2025
Gwyneth Paltrow had a candle that smelled like a vagina. This just makes you smell like a cunt.
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
My wife and I do this so I was about to suggest it.
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
He must look out the window each day and say, “what can I fuck up today?”
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Yeasterday
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
If the ‘No Kings’ rallies were here in Australia I really hope we’d call them the “No Cunts Rallies” because that’s essentially what they are. The US would be a much better place if they embraced the use of the C-bomb more regularly.
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
You know you have parent of infant brain when you make up a bottle for the baby and pour a beer for yourself, and you go to drink the bottle 😅
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
That beer isn’t safely perched enough for my liking 😟
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It's anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't unload machine guns at starving people in cages. It's anti-Semitic to suggest these camps, filled with death, are Death Camps. And it's certainly anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't missile Greta Thunberg and a boat full of medicine. Get the special envoy on the case
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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David Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Two things 1. Lizz Truss has gone proper whackjob 2. Even people on the far-right think they need more Joe Rogans. What the fuck is with this bipartisan idea? No one needs more Joe Rogans. One is heaps, arguably too many already.
Liz Truss post alleging a globalist left-wing conspiracy
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The Good, the Bad and the Fugly
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Or feta cheese and sriracha and you have a god tier smashed avo
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Chuck some red onion and coriander in there and you have yourself a bowl of guacamole
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Coalition? More like noalition 🥁
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
My claps are more like
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a woman is smiling while sitting at a table with a glass of beer and flowers .
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
“We’re going to ban music. Music is for losers and stoners who don’t have anything else to do with their lives. Let’s make silence great again.” - Trump (probably)
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
He’s just butt hurt that 1. He is not known as “The Boss” and 2. That “The Boss” wouldn’t let Trump use his song on the campaign trail
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Enjoy mate! They were definitely my highlight from Riverboats.
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
He’s such a dead shit! We would’ve all forgotten about him but he keeps coming back to defame himself time and time again. He needs to shut up and fade away
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
That solo tour was so special. One of the best gigs I’ve seen in years!
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Can this guy fuck off already?
Peter Dutton being a cunt
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Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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