Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Let’s cancel all welcomes shall we? Get rid of the signs, they’re too divisive. 010
Reposted by Anthony BartonRoxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you. 372182013441
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 03/12/2025@davehooper.com this you? 🤣 Did I just find your theme song? youtu.be/V9aZObVSmlE?...youtu.beGimmie some DimmiesYouTube video by Grindhouse 131
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Here I was thinking Cracker Barrel was just a brand of cheese 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 13/08/2025One day I would like to return to the US but that day seems to be getting further and further away 😔 110
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 12/08/2025With Snoop playing the AFL grand final, I wonder if they will call him antisemitic for the line “from the depths of the sea, back to the block.” 000
Reposted by Anthony BartonAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/08/2025Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!” 12094301212177
Reposted by Anthony Bartonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service 423601467
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Hey America, who’s the greatest country in the world now? 010
Reposted by Anthony BartonDave Hooper @davehooper.com · 01/07/2025Gwyneth Paltrow had a candle that smelled like a vagina. This just makes you smell like a cunt. 3336
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 21/06/2025He must look out the window each day and say, “what can I fuck up today?” 020
Reposted by Anthony BartonDana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings 379189143004
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 14/06/2025If the ‘No Kings’ rallies were here in Australia I really hope we’d call them the “No Cunts Rallies” because that’s essentially what they are. The US would be a much better place if they embraced the use of the C-bomb more regularly. 030
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 14/06/2025You know you have parent of infant brain when you make up a bottle for the baby and pour a beer for yourself, and you go to drink the bottle 😅 020
Reposted by Anthony BartonThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/06/2025NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“ 10804422910940
Reposted by Anthony BartonDavid Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 05/06/2025It's anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't unload machine guns at starving people in cages. It's anti-Semitic to suggest these camps, filled with death, are Death Camps. And it's certainly anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't missile Greta Thunberg and a boat full of medicine. Get the special envoy on the case 681452352
Reposted by Anthony BartonDavid Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Two things 1. Lizz Truss has gone proper whackjob 2. Even people on the far-right think they need more Joe Rogans. What the fuck is with this bipartisan idea? No one needs more Joe Rogans. One is heaps, arguably too many already. 4119830
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 17/05/2025“We’re going to ban music. Music is for losers and stoners who don’t have anything else to do with their lives. Let’s make silence great again.” - Trump (probably) 030
Reposted by Anthony BartonDave Hooper @davehooper.com · 18/04/2025I may not be a spinal surgeon but at least I’m not a complete fuckwit. 920213
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 13/04/2025iPhone night mode doesn’t do justice to how fucking dark it was during my hour long hike home 030
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 07/04/2025This is now the third flier I’ve received from the Libs and every one of them has been an attack rather than telling me why I should vote for them. What a fucking waste of paper! #auspol 120
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Sitting exactly where I thought I would #AusPol #AusVotes share.votecompass.com/Sjv0KqP6jKC4...share.votecompass.comMy Vote Compass Results - 2025 Australian ElectionVote Compass calculated my alignment with the candidates running in the 2025 Australian election. Try it for yourself! 010
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 27/03/2025It’s been one year since I got my Tesla battery installed so they asked me to fill out a survey. Overall I gave good scores but when asked if I would recommend to others I said, “not until you get rid of Elon.” Was a sticking point when we bought it but it was the best battery for our solar panels 000
Reposted by Anthony BartonDavid Milner @davemilbo.bsky.social · 21/03/2025We're getting fascist propaganda from the Washington Post and unvarnished truth telling from Bill S. Preston Esquire. Time for Wyld Stallyns to write that song, bro. 1449
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Saw probably the best rainbow I’ve ever seen yesterday evening 🌈 in these moments I feel very lucky to live where I do 2212
Reposted by Anthony BartonAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 17/03/2025We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us! 12358181114826
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Toddler is melting down because he doesn’t want dinner, he wants food 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Reposted by Anthony BartonThe Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 20/02/2025“We have political leaders who insist that mining & forestry underwrite Australian prosperity. Those who believe this nonsense cannot be trusted with the wellbeing of future generations.” “Mining & native forest logging industries, collectively, employ only ~2% of the labour force." – Ken Henry 10650322
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 12/02/2025This is my electorate and all I’ve seen from the current liberal member is finger pointing without any answers. At least Claire here is focussed on the important things that matter (echidnas). This immediately piqued my interest so will be looking deeper into her policies. 110
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Question posed by my son that I cannot answer, “does Iron Man wear shorts?” 110
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 07/02/2025In times of absurdity it’s time to rewatch Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace. Somehow this feels more normal than real life at the moment youtu.be/K9veOumGnuU?...youtu.beRichard Ayoade RAPS in Matt Berry’s 80s Synth Song ‘One Track Lover’?! | Garth Marenghi’s DarkplaceYouTube video by Channel 4 Comedy 020
Reposted by Anthony BartonLady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Hey folks, if you want to remove paywalls just go here: removepaywalls.com If you have iPhone you can add the shortcut to “shortcuts” app. So you click icon paste html and it’ll give you the full textremovepaywalls.comRemove Paywalls - Read full articles behind a paywall, for free! Works on Bloomberg, NYTimes, the Atlantic, hundreds more.Bypass the paywall and read full articles for free. Works on NYTimes, Bloomberg, the Atlantic, the Economist 158720
Reposted by Anthony BartonThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United Statestheonion.comFBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United StatesWASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an... 10646837815825
Anthony Barton @bartonez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Looks at this gaggle of c***s (I don’t know who the guy is in the middle but I’m sure he’s a c*** too) 040
Reposted by Anthony BartonJennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Just call it like you see it motherfuckers. The time for politeness has well passed. 😊🤞🦋 #auspol. 1318922
Reposted by Anthony BartonDave Hooper @davehooper.com · 24/01/2025So here are some updates on what is happening around all of this. Firstly, let's start naming names. The company responsible for this absolute calamitous fuckup is called TeamKids. Their Founding Director is a bloke called Sam Hoath and their CEO is James Taylor 169837