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Barter Loch Monster

@barterloch.bsky.social
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Fear me, for I am the eater of hype and woo. Occasionally takes human form to turn upstanding citizens into degenerate bagpipers. Posts are not legal, financial, or psychiatric advice. No reed-making relationship is implied by engaging with this account

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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wild. I mean, it’s definitely “up” in elevation compared to downtown, but it’s still pretty far from “town”
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Zoning aside, how dare you omit Herkimer 😝
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does Seattle even *HAVE* an “uptown?” Apart from my friend Yu-Mei’s restaurant, pretty much every neighborhood has its own “uptown” district 😝
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Luigi Intensifies Meme - Luigi Mangione
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No kidding. The opportunity to do good for someone can be as valuable as receiving it.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hatch act already exists
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YEAH GET REKT
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jarred garlic is preserved in a way that inherently deprives it of flavor and aroma.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Top tip, buy flash-frozen pureed garlic blocks. Often available in freezer sections. Super fresh and next best thing to an actual bulb.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I designed almost exactly this back when Minecraft was new. Basically an archeological tomb excavation with clues as to why monsters spawn in the dark, who the endermen are etc But Minecraft updated too often and broke everything so I stopped 😭
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need to chisel every ounce of Trump branding from our national monuments. We need to disappear this guy like Akhenaten.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just tone deaf to brag about legislation for people who own MULTIPLE cars let alone classic ones
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why the fuck did she admit to setting him free when she could have been like “he legged it and I’m not paid to chase him”
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I cannot wait until Abdul El-Sayed calls KP by his porn account handle “SpiderKash”
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A+ John Prine sticker
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any Pedro Almodovár film. They’re insane and amazing in the best possible way.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not enough people are talking about the deep societal and psychological damage the pandemic has left on us
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You had me frantically looking up “is he dead?!” 😭
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can swallow it, but people often choose to spit it out. There’s a hilarious video from Sorted where the lads try them out!
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POKER FACE "Exotic Fruits & Roots" Food Challenge | Sorted Food
YouTube video by Sorted Food
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh yikes I bet that want pleasant! Apparently borage cress acts like an antidote.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*same numbing compound as Sichuan pepper.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ever heard of the “toothache plant” aka “Sichuan bud”? It’s a flower with the same numbing compound. Sometimes served at fancy cocktail bars as an amuse-bouche. Tastes like nine volts lol
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I worked for a dental industry business and the conversations dentists have are 95% business, 5% medicine, and a generous sprinkling of casual racism.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
General dentistry is the rocks-for-jocks of medicine. It’s not particularly difficult and tends to attract people who want to make a lot of money running their own business rather than people dedicated to patient care.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
European model knocking it out of the park today
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re great. A good friend of mine is a ham operator here in WA, idk her callsign but is the coolest person I know.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that’s every day for the past decade 🤣😭
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
While drinking an overpriced, burnt latte from the “first” 🙄 Starbucks
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Esteemed” 🤣
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell of an opening sentence
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is imperative the corncob not be damaged
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Diaper bag in tow
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How is he STILL not in jail for CryptoZoo etc? Oh, right, crime is legal now if you’re rich.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sounds like she needs a comms team
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The star tribune is a deeply weird split between absolute shit and solid gold journalism
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not that treaties mean anything these days, but I recall from history class some big agreement against the “weaponization of space.” When did that expire?
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't have to worry about whether I'm wrong because I intimately understand how these algorithms work, Will. They are machines for producing statistical predictions by constructing a series of n-dimensional lines of best fit on the training data. That's all they are. bsky.app/profile/whst...
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy Pelosi comments on the Iran War: "Our country is at war. We always root for our country under any circumstance. So let's get this done, Mr. President."
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We all live in Brisbyland
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
VC getting jealous of that Flock model. Collecting surveillance and biometric data for private enterprise is the new Facebook.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean both the book and the movie are about on the same historical level as National Treasure
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You won’t see another sale like this until at least next Truckuary or Trarch #iykyk
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The US secretly flew an American diplomat out of the UK after he was found with child abuse images during a dawn raid, reportedly without notifying British police beforehand. mol.im/a/16127415
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US flew diplomat out of UK after he was found with child abuse images
The ex US serviceman, who was working at the American Embassy in Nine Elms, south London, was allegedly taken from his flat in Putney on August 25.
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Barter Loch Monster @barterloch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God I love cassette futurism
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