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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's really nice. The printer is the copies' mum.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Clearly in an emotionally tender place - the big copier at work has a couple of little arms on the output trays, once they finish a job, they give the copies a little double tap, as if patting them, wishing them goodbye and sending them out into the world. Finding it very sweet.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Catching de Saussure headlining the Monsters of Language tour
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NOW EATING: 'Apple' by Tree
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi Alasdair, I hope you don't mind the unsolicited approach - I'm a consultant for London's no. 1 nincompoop recruitment agency and I'd love to share the CVs of some of my candidates
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Received an email from 'an AI powered software platform, authorised and regulated as a law firm by the Solicitors Regulation Authority, that recovers debts on behalf of my users'. Very difficult to take seriously as the platform is called Garfield and signs off its emails 'Yours sincerely, Garfield'
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New Sherlock but instead of taking drugs, Holmes reads manga.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This whole thread makes me want to go straight down to generative AI headquarters with a hammer.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd say so! Time in the hide is always worth it.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice day at Rainham Marshes
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A trifling concern, but there's something wrong with the machine that seals the bags of the Asda Fruit & Fibre cereal at the moment.
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John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is hilarious. I am one of two people nominated for best host, and the other person is Louis Theroux. It's done by public vote. Vote for me! We can do this!
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any Fawlty Towers reboot should follow a similar line to Audrey Horne's scenes in The Return.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: Counter-terrorism police reveal that RAF Fairford operation was 'social experiment'
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Up the Kent. 🐎
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My bingo card's a fucking mess. Smells, batting averages, weather systems, award ceremony outcomes, mass transit outages due to errant bird migration.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This 'Danny Tommo' character has a real writers' strike feel to him
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He did, he did. We're just getting the dominance of his Glamorgan form!
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great to see Milnes back. From a perhaps more sentimental than results perspective, it's been lovely to see Northeast back in a Kent shirt as well.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love explaining in detail the vagaries of my sporting interests to my flatmate who couldn't give a fuck - Kent's county cricket push for Division 1 and the Detroit Lions early issues in the secondary have been a god-send.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello Bond, I'm Girl Q, you cunt
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stacey Dooley uncovers a strange "Zone"
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn't have Gordon Brown and Mr Beast becoming trapped in the backrooms on my 2026 bingo card. I had numbers, like most others.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As someone from Fork Stoan, I love Riddley Walker
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BOOK CORNER: A Canticle for Leibowitz - absolutely fantastic. BOOK CORNER ENDS
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One additional plug for the A.M. crowd...
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A fourth (4th) substack, comprised of one (1) short story from yours truly: andybarrcomedy.substack.com/p/the-pump
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: Bibbsy Bobbins says he would "kick" Guzzle-man and "make him fall over"
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A fourth (4th) substack, comprised of one (1) short story from yours truly: andybarrcomedy.substack.com/p/the-pump
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kent County Cricket Club fans, myself included, are presently obsessively studying the Northants v Derbyshire livestream to make sure it's still raining. I love it.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just been blessed with a first - and last - look at Bill Murray's golfing travelogue
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Academics on In Our Time love to find new, fucked up ways to say 'poem'
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Went for a walk in Edinburgh today with the express intention of seeing a dipper. Finally saw one after two hours of searching, solely because I was accosted by a JW precisely where the bird happened to be.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Old boys in the cafe not waxing as lyrical about David Gray as they were Karen Carpenter
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
White boy stuns Rick Stein by issuing death sentence in perfect Kernowek
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some of you aren't listening to Tortoise's 1998 album TNT and spiralling at 4am and it shows.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vaguely interesting: just realised I have two bits of material in which I pretend to be Argentinian.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If getting destroyed by AI becomes an inevitability, I'm taking myself to North Sentinel island and letting those guys fuck me up instead.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, guess who got to do a bit of light crowdwork with a saffer about Swakopmund
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To be a truly great writer, one must do one thing: absolutely fucking slam at writing sentences.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP Charlie Kirk. 1 year gone.
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Done. What now?
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you sean - what we need more than anything now is courage
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Perhaps you would like some flash fiction or a poem or two. Some are provided in my 'substack'
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Lead Mojo @leadmojo.co.uk · 07/09/2026
NEW SOUND HEAP NEW SOUND HEAP NEW SOUND HEAP With @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @barrstard.bsky.social @athenakugblenu.bsky.social Tom Mayo @jonathanoldfield.bsky.social & @lornarosetreen.bsky.social
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Sound Heap with John-Luke Roberts
John-Luke Roberts, the CEO and Fun Captain of Sound Heap, Inc., welcomes you to the Sound Heap podcast – the podcast of podcasts. It will give you a taste of shows from across the Sound Heap network, ...
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm back with little bits and pieces. Read them, subscribe, share here: andybarrcomedy.substack.com/p/missive-th...
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Out with Two-Tier Policing, in with Three Cheer Policing - saying a great big 'hurrah' for our brave beating bobbies
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shit or get off the pot? Motherfucker, I've been shitting the whole time
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[Gazing glumly into my Mystickal Device]: I had been hoping for the Venerable Bede The Execrable Bede: You'll take what you're given
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