Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026how do you even synchronize clocks in like HFT or over networks and shit 540
Reposted by Jessica Paquetteiximeow @there.is.no.aarch64.mov · 19/01/2026github.com/apple-oss-di... is one of my all-time favoritesgithub.com 031
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 19/01/2026today is my birthday send me your favourite program 11140
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 12/01/2026it’s 2026 why aren’t you going to the gym and getting hotter you dumb bitch 2180
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 02/12/2025MY MOTHER JUST REALIZED MY FAMILY HAS ADHD 0210
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 01/12/2025it’s the job of the compiler engineer to make writing shit code possible 2163
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 01/12/2025the difference between compiler engineers and normie engineers is compiler engineers have resigned themselves to the fact that they have no control over the code that people write 3313
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 13/11/2025i need more than caffeine i need caffeine 2 0120
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteMatt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 12/11/2025ah yes, the well-known "branch on [incoherent sputtering noise]" instruction 0304
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025i’ve been working on my nerd posture and honestly you’d be surprised at how fucked up your body gets from leering at a screen with your grubby little claws tapping at a keyboard all day 1160
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025offices should impose mandatory daily yoga on employees 250
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 30/09/2025i was walking in my neighbourhood and saw a dude who i regularly see at my gym and it kind of bothered me. you’re not supposed to exist outside the gym. why are you outside of your room. this isn’t right 1111
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 29/09/2025i think my doctor is just experimenting on me 180
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 24/09/2025i haven’t seen an increase in it in japan but maybe there’s more english language corn recommendation content because it’s popular to visit japan, korea, china, etc rn 100
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 22/09/2025a work of art is a creature that wants to destroy you and replace you with something else. it is in your interest that you allow this to happen, sometimes 07530
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025i’ve purchased citric acid, sodium borate, clarified that my detergent contains lipase, and i hate cold water now 030
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025i’ve become hopelessly obsessed with doing the laundry 130
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025i recommend stretching daily life is better as a piece of limp spaghetti 070
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 22/09/2025bought uniqlo trousers and borax today. i’m dead inside 050
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025i think today i should go find some grass to touch 040
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025man i should not be allowed this much time to myself 120
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025i’d put this in the same bucket as emotional 9/11 hetalia fanart by american weebs 120
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025the horse girl fandom is so funny like a retired racehorse dies irl and these people draw sad fanart of the horse girl version of the horse fucking dying 140
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteLaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Everyone knows that the x86 ISA is big. Modern CPUs have ~1000+ mnemonics. Guess how many make up 90% of compiled C/C++ code? TWELVE. I'm not kidding. The question is…what if we shrank it? 311123
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteAdrian's Digital Basement @adriansdigitalbasement.com · 17/09/2025Happy birthday to the MOS 6502! It was 50 years ago today that people were able to buy their first samples of the chip from a jar in a hotel room at WESCON. Here's my oldest 6502 from the 52nd week of 1975. Still works perfectly! 16511116
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 16/09/2025people say the fish grill in japanese houses/apts instead of a full oven is lame but ngl i fuck with the fish grill 030
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 09/09/2025when people ask me why i do pull ups i tell them it’s so that if i fall into a 6ft hole i’ll be able to pull myself out and not die of starvation and it makes them really mad for some reason 1160
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025i used to be really good at type 3 fun but it seems i’ve lost my aptitude for it 030
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025awful experiences that make great stories later 200
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025i tried to have type 3 fun but it didn’t work out 220
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 05/09/2025my preference is to say x86_64 but i have been outvoted 001
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 05/09/2025wait so i am currently being told that on x64 windows you simply do not get frame pointers why 450
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 05/09/2025i looked up the shittiest neighbourhoods in tokyo because i thought it would be funny to go to all the gyms but actually it’s just all the places i hang out, and apparently the place where i live 0220
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 04/09/2025i’m not sure what it is but there’s something that must be posted through 040
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 01/09/2025ozempic is a drug that changes permabulkers into hardgainers 080
