Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026how do you even synchronize clocks in like HFT or over networks and shit 540
Reposted by Jessica Paquetteiximeow @there.is.no.aarch64.mov · 19/01/2026github.com/apple-oss-di... is one of my all-time favoritesgithub.com 031
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 19/01/2026today is my birthday send me your favourite program 11140
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 12/01/2026it’s 2026 why aren’t you going to the gym and getting hotter you dumb bitch 2180
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 02/12/2025MY MOTHER JUST REALIZED MY FAMILY HAS ADHD 0210
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 01/12/2025the difference between compiler engineers and normie engineers is compiler engineers have resigned themselves to the fact that they have no control over the code that people write 3313
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 13/11/2025i need more than caffeine i need caffeine 2 0120
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteMatt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 12/11/2025ah yes, the well-known "branch on [incoherent sputtering noise]" instruction 0304
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025offices should impose mandatory daily yoga on employees 250
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 30/09/2025i was walking in my neighbourhood and saw a dude who i regularly see at my gym and it kind of bothered me. you’re not supposed to exist outside the gym. why are you outside of your room. this isn’t right 1111
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 29/09/2025i think my doctor is just experimenting on me 180
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteJana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 22/09/2025a work of art is a creature that wants to destroy you and replace you with something else. it is in your interest that you allow this to happen, sometimes 07530
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025i’ve become hopelessly obsessed with doing the laundry 130
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 23/09/2025i recommend stretching daily life is better as a piece of limp spaghetti 070
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 22/09/2025bought uniqlo trousers and borax today. i’m dead inside 050
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025the horse girl fandom is so funny like a retired racehorse dies irl and these people draw sad fanart of the horse girl version of the horse fucking dying 140
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteLaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Everyone knows that the x86 ISA is big. Modern CPUs have ~1000+ mnemonics. Guess how many make up 90% of compiled C/C++ code? TWELVE. I'm not kidding. The question is…what if we shrank it? 311123
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteAdrian's Digital Basement @adriansdigitalbasement.com · 17/09/2025Happy birthday to the MOS 6502! It was 50 years ago today that people were able to buy their first samples of the chip from a jar in a hotel room at WESCON. Here's my oldest 6502 from the 52nd week of 1975. Still works perfectly! 16511116
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 16/09/2025people say the fish grill in japanese houses/apts instead of a full oven is lame but ngl i fuck with the fish grill 030
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 09/09/2025when people ask me why i do pull ups i tell them it’s so that if i fall into a 6ft hole i’ll be able to pull myself out and not die of starvation and it makes them really mad for some reason 1160
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 08/09/2025i tried to have type 3 fun but it didn’t work out 220
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 05/09/2025wait so i am currently being told that on x64 windows you simply do not get frame pointers why 450
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 05/09/2025i looked up the shittiest neighbourhoods in tokyo because i thought it would be funny to go to all the gyms but actually it’s just all the places i hang out, and apparently the place where i live 0220
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 04/09/2025i’m not sure what it is but there’s something that must be posted through 040
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 01/09/2025ozempic is a drug that changes permabulkers into hardgainers 080
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 28/08/2025you look kinda soft bro you look like your entire life might be some sort of performance 020
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 28/08/2025something underrated about living in tokyo is that there are like 500 massage places in every neighbourhood so you can get unfucked whenever you want 2131
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 28/08/2025i should be a performative male for halloween 280
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 20/08/2025i went to the beach the other day and accidentally started a push up contest and now i have some sort of push up nemesis 3170
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteMatt Godbolt @matt.godbolt.org · 17/08/2025If you're like me and can't remember if it's RCX or R8 for the fourth parameter... Get the Compiler Explorer ABI Mug: actual calling conventions for x86-64 System V, Windows, and ARM64. Support @godbolt.org: grab yours here -> shop.compiler-explorer.com/collections/... 916031
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 17/08/2025welcome to Voting, your choices are * evil * evil (woke) 090
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 17/08/2025dreamt of a person with pet frogs calling themselves a “pondcel” 0110
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteTobias Hieta @hieta.se · 12/08/2025Reverse Birthday Present - Here is LLVM 21.1.0-rc3 for you to test on my birthday! discourse.llvm.org/t/llvm-21-1-...discourse.llvm.orgLLVM 21.1.0-rc3 Released!We are happy to announce that LLVM 21.1.0-rc3 is now released! This includes the main LLVM project, and its subprojects including clang, lld, libc++, and MLIR. Download Find sources on GitHub. A not... 072
Jessica Paquette @barrelshifter.bsky.social · 12/08/2025reference textbooks are kinda like spellbooks 2234
Reposted by Jessica PaquetteLLVM Weekly @llvmweekly.org · 11/08/2025LLVM Weekly - #606, August 11th 2025. Constant-time selection in Clang for crypto algorithms, tail folding by default for RVV, clangd doxygen parser, WasmSSA MLIR dialect, and more llvmweekly.org/issue/606llvmweekly.orgLLVM Weekly - #606, August 11th 2025 083
