god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 12hChronicles of Narnia was my fucking jam as a kid and I need an adaptation that’s GOOD for ONCE 010
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 17hI don’t think she’s ever been so mad about anything as she was about that 010
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 17hMy husband poked our baby with his beard by accident and wherever you are I assume you also heard the level of crying that ensued 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 18hNot me though I showered and got dressed and pumped and NOW I’m staring at my phone 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 18h(Me with caffeine free Coke Zero in my fridge currently) damn 120
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 18hIt’s so cold today (61 F) I’m wearing full length leggings and a pair of socks 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 19hThe thing about being a new parent is once your baby finally goes down for a nap you are paralyzed by indecision. Do I use this time to shower? To do laundry? To wash bottles? To pump? To exercise? To make the bed? To eat something? And mostly you end up using it to stare at your phone. 100
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 19hApparently the trick to getting my baby to nap this morning was to get fed up and just put her down in the bassinet and run out of the room because now she’s been asleep for about half an hour 🙄 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Like girl why you screaming just close your eyes and your problem will be solved 010
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Baby is refusing to nap during the day so by the time we get to bedtime she’s overtired and screaming bloody murder and I just got her to fall asleep on the changing table bc for some reason that’s her favorite place but now I’m terrified to move her so I’m just standing here trapped 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If my baby looks like me and her double chin is cute then my double chin must also be cute 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It’s actually feminist to call your daughter peepee 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’m like what if I dyed my hair today. What if I went out and got a pedicure. What if I took the baby to a cafe. What if I put on jeans today. My fantasies feel within grasp! 020
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I slept a normal amount of sleep last night and I feel invincible. 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I have already established an unfortunate nickname for my baby which is Squirmy Wormy 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Trying to romanticize this shit ass weather by pretending it’s chilly and rainy outside instead of just humid and overcast and that I’m having a cozy day inside instead of yearning to go on a walk in the sun 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Acting like I didn’t walk around my house feeling completely dead inside yesterday because today my bff is coming over to watch my baby aaaall night so I can sleep like a normal person!!!!!!! PPD WHO 020
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You can get a ghost hunting kit from my local library 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My mental health is directly tied to how long my baby naps now 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Watching my husband doing who knows what on his phone instead of getting dressed when we have 7 minutes left before we need to leave the house and trying not to scream 100
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Using my cracked breast pump because I can’t stand the other non broken breast pump and this is my version of living on the edge now 120
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My husband will bring a pint glass of cold brew in the car and it makes me want to call 911 120
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I spent most of this year making a baby for everyone so I don’t have to buy Christmas gifts right 120
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ALSO I bought softer flanges for the non wearable pump in an effort to make it more comfortable and THOSE aren’t here yet EITHER 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My wearable breast pump got cracked and my husband ordered the wrong replacement part and now the correct part isn’t coming til Sunday and the second secondary pump I bought doesn’t come til Wednesday so now I’m just stuck with the pump that isn’t wearable which I hate bc I can’t do anything 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Idk why I got so heated abt this writing it out after the fact I see it was really a non issue lol, hormones b crazy 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I just said “it’s my $200 and [the thing I bought] is making my life easier” and he said “oh okay” yeah dude don’t question me ever again how dare u 100
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yesterday I ate sour gummies and tuna with so much mayo and Pepperoncini and I was FINE 🎉🩷🍾🥳✨💖🪩 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Okay so far my favorite part about being not pregnant and also breastfeeding is that my acid reflux is gone and I can eat anything I want 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026How come according to my husband everything I buy is “so expensive” but everything my husband buys isn’t 😒 100
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My siblings in Christ I walked a mile yesterday and today??? 030
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I want to brag about something my baby has been doing but I’m terrified of jinxing it so I’ll just say it has to do with sleep and you can draw your own conclusions 010
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Heatwave straight into RAIN???? Are you fucking with me??? 010
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have a headache and I’m about to head into a dental appointment so this might be the end for me 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Important stuff I need to report to my husband when he wakes up: -our baby did a fat poop -I saw a truly enormous spider outside -that’s it I guess 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Having a newborn is mostly about wishing your baby was asleep when they’re awake and wishing they were awake when they’re asleep 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Need to return to this post in a few hours when we’re both having a mid morning crash out 010
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Baby is curled up in my arms GIGGLING in her sleep and I should transition her to the bassinet but how am I supposed to do that when she’s being the cutest creature to ever exist???? 100
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s like 2pm-8pm every day so about 6 hours actually 000
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Silver lining: at least it’s not all day I guess 100
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s fun to feel like nothing around you is real for 4-5 hours every day amirite 100
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Where my derealization disorder bitches at 100
