god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It’s really funny that I love seeing people dressing electically/maximalist and then I just keep buying this outfit over and over 010
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Listen I don’t have 4 pairs of Birkenstocks bc they’re trendy or I think they’re cute or any of that. I have 4 pairs of Birkenstocks bc my feet are two double wide trailers and Birkenstocks are some of the only shoes on the market that can accommodate them. So I dont need to see things like this thx 111
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My husband is so deeply not a sports guy that when he heard me listening to a drag queen podcast from the other room he thought I was watching sports bc he said, in his words, the two extremely gay men talking had “the vocal cadence of sports guys.” 150
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My dad (worked in movies for 40+ years but does not see anything in theaters ever, probably ND but was born in 1948 so obvs never diagnosed) texted me before I even woke up to ask if I got an IMAX popcorn bucket at the showing of The Odyssey I went to last night and included this image for reference 130
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Friends I’ve done it, goodbye outside world this is my life now. 120
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I mean the doctor told me there’s a fetus in here somewhere 220
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Anyway I bought these this weekend and now no one can tell me anything because I’m so tall I can’t hear them all the way up here 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 07/09/2025uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/... Did this fucking quiz just call me old 220
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Sorry here’s all my favorite Midnight Mass memes sorry to flood your timeline but I’m having a hyperfixation and it has to go somewhere sorry 100
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I missed the bloom but here’s Green Boy post bloom… I actually feel like maybe it’s a little disrespectful for me to post this. 010
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 16/02/2025What is this monstrosity. I thought this was supposed to be an owl with a beak but it appears to in fact be a gremlin of some kind with a nose and a mouth? 010
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Never doubt my commitment to sapphic redheads thanks. 120
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 13/11/2024“How would you dress if men didn’t exist” 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 13/10/2024I have a $50 Target giftcard burning a hole in my pocket 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 23/01/2024This is our valentine snoopy I think he’s kind of whimsical 110
god’s favorite mistake @barfbabe.bsky.social · 23/10/2023Oh! Yeah I don’t like the seeds that much, but I meant like the actual root, the white part. Also I had this image already bc I had to send it to my bff bc she thought I meant the herby green part lol 110