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Barbara Fernandez

@barbarasvoices.bsky.social
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Comedian. Singer. Voiceover artist. Cat cuddler. I joke/sing about cult-loving exes, delectable therapists and a chest that some think I grew on purpose. Spiritual audiobook narrator, cause the universe has a sense of humor. Advocate for BPD

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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Buxton Fringe here I come! This Saturday and Sunday at @undergroundvenues.bsky.social #buxtonfringe #uv26 Ticket link in comments
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Heyyyy I'm very psyched to be bringing my madcap musical mayhem comedy to @undergroundvenues.bsky.social for @buxtonfringe.bsky.social ! Here's a snippet of what awaits #uv26 #buxtonfringe
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
For anyone who needs cheering up today. Best reason I can think of for going into a wheat field (ahem - ok 2nd best 😉)
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I'm not half as smart, gifted or talented as many of my friends with autism. Guess I didn't take enough Tylenol 😆🙄
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I don't normally post political stuff but if you still live in my country of birth and you want practical advice on dealing with current and future dumpster fires: crimethinc.com/2025/09/18/m...
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Make Ready: Safeguarding Our Movements against Repression
Donald Trump has declared that he is designating “Antifa” a “terrorist organization.” What does that mean? How can we prepare to weather the storm?
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Yup. Just call me Stephen M
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Yeah, I had to try three sites to cancel Disney+ but the runaround only made me more determined to do it.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
If anyone needs me, I’ll be sleeping in the weirdest fucking position possible to ensure my cats have plenty of room
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I hope you all read this from me.
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I've completed my therapy (beat the final boss, BPD), but somehow I'm only around people who need some. Which says something about me...just not sure what
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Mrs Margaret Waldemar-Spoon @jadisnoir.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If you’re still on FB, you may want to change this in your settings.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
That was awkward. Went to high five a friend and we missed and now our neighbours think we're Nazis.
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This is...quite the one-stop shop
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I'm reposting this so I can read it again and again
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
My new fave quote for my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging!
Quote reads: "Imagine Ethel Merman in a Squid Game death match with Liza Minelli and Debbie Reynolds - with Ariana Grande unceremoniously booted off the stage" - Steve H, One4Review
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
All packed for Edinburgh Fringe!
A cat in a packed suitcase
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I was so happy to participate in this today with friends. Lots of sensational placards!
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
In addition to my solo show, Singing, Sagging and Shagging, I'm also running a compilation show, different weird and wonderful acts each day - from drag kings and queens to musical comedy to oddball characters and more... basically, anything that isn't traditional standup but that's just as funny!
A picture of a woman next to text that reads Everything But StandUp
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I love this show promo video SO much! An idea from my fabulous sister-from-another-mother, Corinne - you can hear her cueing people with her gorgeous French accent :-) Bloopers at the end! And link to info and tix in the comments :-)
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Here's why bigger isn't always better...as described in my show Singing, Sagging and Shagging #parody #megantraynor #singer #bigger #comedy #irreverent #QuickFlyer #EdFringe
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The art of Not Taking Life (and the publishing industry) too seriously. Well done, author [Your Name] (!)
The back cover of a book The Art of Not Taking Life Too Seriously has author [Your Name]
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Now why didn't I think of that?
Headline reads: Female Frogs fake death to avoid mating with males they don't find attractive
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Tank has gotta be the most brilliant name ever for a tortoise
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Can't believe it's edinburgh fringe in 5 weeks! Here's why I'm excited about my new venue (you'll never guess!)
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Major palet cleanser
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Tooooo funny!
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Gigged tonight in Petts Wood... spent most of my time looking for pets
A woman in front of a train station sign that says Petts Wood
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
If they were featuring crazy stories I think I coulda made Vogue...cause...I've got cult-loving husbands, French hypnotists, even zombies in my show www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This is when I'm grateful for social media - for pointing out a (now) obvious need that I can't believe I didn't think about before
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I love starting my comedy sets like this...a sneak peek into my solo show which features all the weird stuff I get up to when I'm not on BlueSky...
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
By the time Momma cat got to the last kitten, she'd run out of ink
A grey mother cat nursing 3 kittens colored from all grey to all white
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Time to brick it...The Edinburgh Fringe brochure is out...and I'm in it twice! It begins...
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
My new bra looks at my chest and bursts into song...a tiny preview from my Edinburgh Fringe show, Singing, Sagging and Shagging
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I bet most comedians don't start their set like this...
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Am about to do my last solo show of #brightonfringe 2025, but more importantly... my eyelashes are staying on despite my walk of shame to the tube this morning!
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I loved watching Mr Rogers as a kid. Not funny, just true
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Am sharing this because a) it's a palet cleanser and b) it'll be on my feed to make me smile You're welcome
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I definitely need an angry cat to watch over my melons
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A conversation with a friend when I shared my show review with her...
I tell my friend I got a glowing review for my solo show. She replies: 'That's brilliant!'I say: 'Right? I was gobsmacked'
She says 'No don't be. YOU deserve this. You've worked your tits off!!!'
I reply: 'Thank you!!! And yet...they're still there'
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I just got a rave review for my solo musical standup comedy show. Can I gush about it? Thank you sussex.news/sussex-news/...
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Exclusive Review: Singing, Sagging and Shagging — A Hilarious, Unfiltered Ode to Aging and Audacity
By Richard James It’s not often a show comes along that boldly wears its wrinkles like battle scars, belts out tunes with unapologetic vibrato, and treats
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Here's what you can sing at the funeral of an ex who's put you on a starvation diet...an ex record producer (my case), an ex partner, ex boss...the possibilities are endless! Part of my Brighton Fringe and Edinburgh Fringe show, Singing Sagging and Shagging. First 2 are obvious here - the 3rd...hmm
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My response to my dad when he didn't recognise me at the airport...and (gulp) checked me out! Aaaand...2 more sleeps till my show in London! 7pm Aces and Eights, Tufnell Park
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My Hamburger Helper hasn't been very helpful
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a person is holding a box of hamburger helper
Alt: a person is holding a box of hamburger helper
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Get ready to meet Jesus... now why do I feel threatened to see this on a moving vehicle?
A car with writing saying Get Ready to Meet Jesus
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
When my (ex) record producer put me on a starvation diet for a record deal (sigh) The things we do when we're young and desperate
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
For the rest of my days I will never see a bidet the same way
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Soooo cute! I need a Bella to protect me from spiders
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This made me cry. People in the US could really learn something here
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This is so funny cause it's true. No matter how long I live here, I'll probably never be polite enough to be British
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Barbara Fernandez @barbarasvoices.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Palate cleanser
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