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@baphomars.bsky.social
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it/its, 20s, 18+ answers to mars/moxie/morgan/mouse/dirk so take your pick or switch it up for fun there is a little bit of me in every animal ever and unfortunately in a couple homestuck characters cringe and fag sick ass yote drawn by @rwbandit

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Aika @plushy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@youmou.bsky.social conversation
(Calvin's dad meme:)

Browsing kink art? I'll tell you something interesting.

There's two types of kinks: squeezing, and lack of responsibility.
Vore? Squeezing. Hypno? Responsibility.

"Yeah..."

Inflation? Squeezing. Petrified? Responsibility.
Bondage is both.
AB/DL is one part responsibility and one part squeezing.
Counterintuitively, maids are lack of responsibility.
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heyyyy
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sweeties zone🔞 @breastimages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
next time won't be an accident
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🔞Succboi the Suckubus @jettswole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott Steiner telling whoever it may concern that the numbers don't lie (and that they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice)
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fucking oomf and loving oomf is important and necessary
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Penny Drowned @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Penny Drowned @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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SarcoButter! @sarcobutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(PUBLIC RELEASE!) "Saw a BIG Nightstalker out on patrol once, looked like it had a second mutated mouth on the end of its tail. Wonder if it's useful for anything."
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NightFox @nightfox67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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raw maw @rawmaw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wolfwalkers (2020)
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sensitive pervert 🔞 @cowcollar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[ livestock play, milking, ponyplay gear ] treat your girl to some nice tack! you'd be surprised at the kind of difference it makes... commission for kiroa on FA!
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like furry stuff but I'm not a cool hacker furry who's smart at programming I'm just a weirdo who likes cat girls & dog women
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Ribby'd For Her Pleasure™ @ribbymoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cows when you miss their milking time by 0.02 seconds:
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS?
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lrp i love the it but also "swirly glasses boy" boy??? when you put the swirly glasses on that's your gender now
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dracprt🐀 @ratprt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
swirly glasses pervert boy.
swirly glasses pervert boy. text reads: thighs are the most fuckable boy part. want to come to a weird goopy science lap with me?swirly glasses pervert boy 2. big sketch of tentacles touching him. small sketch of him fullbody. bust of him talking garbage. text reads: armpit is kinda pussy if you think about it.
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
stop the car STOP THE FUCKING CAR STOP THE CAR
home. bimbo store and toys
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🐮 Doodle Dip 🐶 @doodledipart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gwaa
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sensitive pervert 🔞 @cowcollar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[ repost from twitt ] this café's dress code sure is... uh... loose commission for @/dio_proto!
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spzi 🌸 @spzi.net · 28/08/2026
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Andras @andrasdragon37.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
it’s like this
poker night at the inventory featuring 3 rena ryuugus and 1 travis fouchdown
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 23/08/2025
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Violet🏳️‍⚧️Elf drawer @ysolt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Aullamiel and Sybil captured by kobolds, b/w sketch comm
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is how i find out one of my earliest exposure to furriness and wanting to be a furry girl is still going??? goddamn i guess i have a trillion years to catch up on
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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#transtuesday Tech trouble 😵‍💫 (1/2)
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#touhou #東方Project
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no one is ever going to draw a better picture than this for the rest of our species existence
the original aisha from neopets
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Comm for @skywatcher887.bsky.social. Thank you! #VGenComm #nsfwart
Commissioned illustration of Skywatcher's cow girl (holstair?) OCs Imara and Aeliana, both horned and horny and very large-breasted. Aeliana is giving Imara's massive equine gock (cw hyper penis, horse cock) a titjob with her even more massive chest (cw hyper boobs) while pressing her face against the shaft.Cum alt version of the same drawing where Imara is shooting large fat ropes wahoo
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fun Music Fact 206! BDSM was invented by The Beatles when they ran out of song ideas and started beating the shit out of Ringo Starr (pictured, third from the right) with a riding crop for entertainment!
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Minzemilk @minzemilk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cait sith's fat cock
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Laffodile @laffodile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous
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⛓𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖊⛓️ @satanicbimbo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
forced make out
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Schmutzo @schmutzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
overwhelmed
anthro hyena boy sits on a larger male's lap, making a bulge in his tummy. he cums hands-free from feeling it moveanthro hyena boy sits on a larger male's lap, making a bulge in his tummy. he cums hands-free from feeling it move
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Princess Kiwi @brynkiwi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dana really needs better people to smoke with.
A comic of Dana and Vivi smoking together 

vivi says “I’m kinda glad Columbo isn’t real.”
Dana responds exasperated “W-what? Why!?”
“He’d get me.”
“What”

Dana with her head in her hand “I don’t even know where to start to explain how stupid that is.”
“No like… he’s even from LA. Im in his jurisdictionz”
“Vivian you are a supervillain. A mass murderer. There are already warrants out for your arrest”
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
shes just like me fr fr f
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sweet, frilly nonsense @meltyautumn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
everybody shut up and look at my cat so pleased with her bows,,,,,,
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
baby deer i think being bathed with text below it saying: "she was initially formed out of pottery clay but came to life because it was her true hearts wish to be friends with everybody in the world"
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i wish i was an evil scientist toying with the limits of natural creation shunned by the whole of modern society and i had a grubby little lab assistant that believed in even the most nightmarish of my ambitions and also thought i was the most beautiful genius in all the world
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Evelyn 2026
Digital art, my work. A monstrous wolf women
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sweeties zone🔞 @breastimages.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RPG Heroine who is shy and hypersexual and goes into the dungeon solo to fuck monsters
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Nife (commission OPEN) @knifesart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Moo
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[Kabula] @kabula-actn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just some doodles of my rat thief Marigold
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fuck. first disgustingfilm post that actually got me before i checked the username. coming off sony's gaming branch continuing to piss in their own mouth while falling down the stairs i really truly just believed this was par for the course
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