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@baphomars.bsky.social
140 followers 542 following 460 posts

it/its, 20s, 18+ answers to mars/moxie/morgan/mouse/dirk so take your pick or switch it up for fun there is a little bit of me in every animal ever and unfortunately in a couple homestuck characters cringe and fag sick ass yote drawn by @rwbandit

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Carro1001🇧🇷 🔞 @carro3dsculpts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this video is so comforting i love roingus
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WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!) @wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · 14h
// hyper tits, lactation Did you know? You can suck your tits at work yourself if your breasts are fat enough and no one's looking
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
finding out the hard way that two and a half inches is just the right size of dick to wuxi finger hold someone's asshole and hard cutting to the sub crumpled like a dead spider
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nobody can judge you but i can compliment your taste
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Welwraith @welwraith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you gotta train that damn thing
paige and silver from deadlock, silver grabbin her titty like woah nice
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The unsurpassed hedonism of being in a pile of girls, feeling lips on your cock, and not knowing who they belong to
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 5 of Octobeni! Today's Kobeni has her contemplating her life choices. #SantanaelArt #Octobeni #Kobeni #ChainsawMan
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cornfrosty 🔞 @cornfrosty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
need to lick a butch werewolf girls happy trail
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
are you a Spermit the Frog girl or a Cumit the Frog woman
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
posting this without alt text to force brainworms onto tgirls is a power move thank you john tobyfox
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Aika @plushy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@youmou.bsky.social conversation
(Calvin's dad meme:)

Browsing kink art? I'll tell you something interesting.

There's two types of kinks: squeezing, and lack of responsibility.
Vore? Squeezing. Hypno? Responsibility.

"Yeah..."

Inflation? Squeezing. Petrified? Responsibility.
Bondage is both.
AB/DL is one part responsibility and one part squeezing.
Counterintuitively, maids are lack of responsibility.
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
k9 sex werewolf!!!
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah they don't have them here to my understanding and they've always just seemed. designed to group the worst kinds of men together??
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this fucking rules and it's such a shame it's being wasted on american beer
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they either don't believe a fucking word of it and are trying to convince people it's that smart so they'll buy into the scam, or they do believe ai agents are people and they're gleefully engaging in human trafficking, and either option sounds like a good reason to get shot in the street
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heyyyy
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sweeties zone🔞 @breastimages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
next time won't be an accident
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🔞Succboi the Suckubus @jettswole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott Steiner telling whoever it may concern that the numbers don't lie (and that they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice)
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i have an obligation to do so but also i am far from the only one i've seen
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lookin tuffin with the puffin
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
believing in cryptids: you can fuck the mothman not believing in cryptids: you can fuck a normal guy i guess....
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ALL YOU NEED IS KURARARA @houraisan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dude, does anyone else remember when he said this!!!!!!!!!! #epic #leftism #juchethought
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fucking oomf and loving oomf is important and necessary
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Penny Drowned @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Penny Drowned @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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SarcoButter! @sarcobutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(PUBLIC RELEASE!) "Saw a BIG Nightstalker out on patrol once, looked like it had a second mutated mouth on the end of its tail. Wonder if it's useful for anything."
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NightFox @nightfox67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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raw maw @rawmaw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wolfwalkers (2020)
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you can say literally anything negative about him (i will too) but getting a long ass time to listen to his fight theme is a plus in my books
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well i wasnt on board with it and then you said that last bit
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and also licking liliths cheek
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i dont care what as long as my soul is transplanted into princess immediatedly
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i know what this says but the way the d and a are written made me blur them into a b and i was like who is toby and why are they blowing puppygirls
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sensitive pervert 🔞 @cowcollar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[ livestock play, milking, ponyplay gear ] treat your girl to some nice tack! you'd be surprised at the kind of difference it makes... commission for kiroa on FA!
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like furry stuff but I'm not a cool hacker furry who's smart at programming I'm just a weirdo who likes cat girls & dog women
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Ribby'd For Her Pleasure™ @ribbymoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cows when you miss their milking time by 0.02 seconds:
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS?
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lrp i love the it but also "swirly glasses boy" boy??? when you put the swirly glasses on that's your gender now
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dracprt🐀 @ratprt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
swirly glasses pervert boy.
swirly glasses pervert boy. text reads: thighs are the most fuckable boy part. want to come to a weird goopy science lap with me?swirly glasses pervert boy 2. big sketch of tentacles touching him. small sketch of him fullbody. bust of him talking garbage. text reads: armpit is kinda pussy if you think about it.
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i need this but also i need him to be slutty as hell, For Me
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
stop the car STOP THE FUCKING CAR STOP THE CAR
home. bimbo store and toys
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🐮 Doodle Dip 🐶 @doodledipart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gwaa
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certified mars moment @baphomars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how many calories is it
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sensitive pervert 🔞 @cowcollar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[ repost from twitt ] this café's dress code sure is... uh... loose commission for @/dio_proto!
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spzi 🌸 @spzi.net · 28/08/2026
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Andras @andrasdragon37.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
it’s like this
poker night at the inventory featuring 3 rena ryuugus and 1 travis fouchdown
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