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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 13h
How much about Canada do you understand? Did the accent confuse you? When do you think you'll learn to speak Canadian? Movie Review: The Stunt Driver (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Movie Review: The Stunt Driver (2026) — Banned Library
You never know when your life will end. Few think of it, really digest what it means to no longer be. Even fewer run toward it, chased by the dream of living on by doing one great thing that will ceme...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 19h
Bryan is facing a hard choice during the course of the movie. Have you ever continued doing a job for extra money even though you should have ran away? Movie Review: Resident Evil (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Movie Review: Resident Evil (2026) — Banned Library
When I say I understand how Bryan the medical courier feels trying to escape a plague of mutant zombies, you get what I mean. The new Resident Evil by Zach Cregger is a visceral splash of gore and ten...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 29/09/2026
The library remembers when they sold Mountain Dew in glass bottles, children. Flee from our wisdom.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 29/09/2026
Do you believe in the Hogfather? Does he believe in you? Terry Pratchett Book Club: Hogfather www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Terry Pratchett Book Club: Hogfather — Banned Library
Terry Pratchett wrote several books on belief but in this one he tackles the biggest aspect of belief: Hope. What else can come from a crazy assassin with a baby face and an evil heart being hired to ...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 28/09/2026
Cooking with Mothman Our Tech Services Librarian Marge will be on hand to show you the best recipes for a happy Mothman and tell stories about all the times she has spent with the creature in the dark cold backroom of the library. Newsletter: Mothman Cometh! www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Newsletter: Mothman Cometh! — Banned Library
Cryptids come and go in the library. The Book Wyrm. Purple Paper Eater. Magazine Guy. But none is more mysterious than THE MOTHMAN. All this week we celebrate the Mothman with programming to bring you...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 28/09/2026
If you were invited by someone over the internet to their home, would you go? Would you, you freak? Would you bring sausage for the barbeque? Or would a sick bastard like you bring hot dogs? Movie Review: Primetime (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Movie Review: Primetime (2026) — Banned Library
Walking into this movie, I had only heard Robert Pattinson's performance was top notch. Otherwise, I had little interest in the story of Chris Hanson, award winning journalist and host of To Catch a P...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 27/09/2026
Science is hard. Talk about a time you tried to do science and it led to a global catastrophe. www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Movie Review: Resident Evil (2026) — Banned Library
When I say I understand how Bryan the medical courier feels trying to escape a plague of mutant zombies, you get what I mean. The new Resident Evil by Zach Cregger is a visceral splash of gore and ten...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 26/09/2026
Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance — Banned Library
Twice a year mankind is forced to reckon with balance. The day and the night meet in perfect unison as the sun sits right over the equator. Summer ends and everything falls into autumn. The trees feel...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 25/09/2026
The new Resident Evil by Zach Cregger is a visceral splash of gore and tentacles right out of H.P. Lovecraft's dreams minus all the cats and puritanical racism. www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Movie Review: Resident Evil (2026) — Banned Library
When I say I understand how Bryan the medical courier feels trying to escape a plague of mutant zombies, you get what I mean. The new Resident Evil by Zach Cregger is a visceral splash of gore and ten...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 24/09/2026
All things being equal, I never liked olives. Just slimy little things with a taste like a boiled shoe soaked in wet hair. But I realize that's just me. Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance — Banned Library
Twice a year mankind is forced to reckon with balance. The day and the night meet in perfect unison as the sun sits right over the equator. Summer ends and everything falls into autumn. The trees feel...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 24/09/2026
Discussion Question: If you could meet Death, what would you ask him? When? Terry Pratchett Book Club: Hogfather www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Terry Pratchett Book Club: Hogfather — Banned Library
Terry Pratchett wrote several books on belief but in this one he tackles the biggest aspect of belief: Hope. What else can come from a crazy assassin with a baby face and an evil heart being hired to ...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 23/09/2026
We went from Rome to Milan and up to Switzerland a few months ago and they were everywhere. It's a thing.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 23/09/2026
Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance — Banned Library
Twice a year mankind is forced to reckon with balance. The day and the night meet in perfect unison as the sun sits right over the equator. Summer ends and everything falls into autumn. The trees feel...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 22/09/2026
What asshole at Microsoft designed the new folder panel for online outlook? Fucking clown shoes trying to get organized this morning.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 21/09/2026
Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance — Banned Library
Twice a year mankind is forced to reckon with balance. The day and the night meet in perfect unison as the sun sits right over the equator. Summer ends and everything falls into autumn. The trees feel...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 21/09/2026
The library can totally see how our feud with the post office could come off as one-sided. They are obsessed with us. It's kinda sad. We should help them.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 21/09/2026
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Scavengers — Banned Library
They came in the library like locusts into a cornfield. Sheets were torn from the hands of librarians. They ran through the stacks with wild abandon. The library scavenger hunt began in a fury.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 20/09/2026
Kids in the Library www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Kids in the Library — Banned Library
Students going back to school means after the final bell rings our stacks get full. For some, they've been coming for years but others this is their first time in the library. Dumped off by parents, w...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 19/09/2026
Scavengers www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Scavengers — Banned Library
They came in the library like locusts into a cornfield. Sheets were torn from the hands of librarians. They ran through the stacks with wild abandon. The library scavenger hunt began in a fury.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 18/09/2026
Newsletter: Happy Birthday to the Library www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Newsletter: Happy Birthday to the Library — Banned Library
A newsletter for the Banned Library’s birthday! The Banned Library opened many years ago. Some say it sprang forth fully formed from the head of a god, but those people are confusing the library with ...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 16/09/2026
Anybody who claims to talk about anything for 24 hours is lying or making shit up for 23 of those hours.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 16/09/2026
Don't look at the date that was written
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 16/09/2026
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Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to "organize the world’s information," announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 16/09/2026
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Movie Review: Onslaught (2026) — Banned Library
You had me at "set in the world of The Guest (2014)." Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett have been favorites of mine (and everyone who likes horror) since You're Next (2011), so to have them back agai...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Still from movie That Thing You Do, a band dressed as sailors playing in front of a shrimp shack.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 15/09/2026
Happy "The End" to one of the library's favorite internet things of all time! 19 years of storytelling. May the force be with y'all and shit. www.darthsanddroids.net
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Darths & Droids
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 15/09/2026
The library will be renaming everything we love in the library "Dolly" but this is unofficial because she would not want us to fight over which things particularly to rename.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 14/09/2026
Newsletter: Happy Birthday to the Library www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Newsletter: Happy Birthday to the Library — Banned Library
A newsletter for the Banned Library’s birthday! The Banned Library opened many years ago. Some say it sprang forth fully formed from the head of a god, but those people are confusing the library with ...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 14/09/2026
The library scavenger hunt for our 16th anniversary starts today! Can you find an autobiography, a cookbook by a local author, three articles proving the health decay of Western civilization is due to large corporations and the wealthy hoarding resources, and a children's book with a hippo?
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 13/09/2026
The library summer slam book sale is in its last days! Come down to crazy prices and crazy items! You've never seen stacks of National Geographic like this! The library book sale, buy something or f**k off!
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 12/09/2026
Faculty are just self-published authors on staff.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 12/09/2026
The library Friends group is not a cult. Find out more during our annual chanting circle and drug orgy. Refreshments will be served.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 12/09/2026
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Movie Review: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026) — Banned Library
I've made it a personal mission to never meet my heroes. The few times I have have been awkward as hell, from musicians to artists to comedians except the very rare times I never realized who I was ta...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 11/09/2026
Movie Review: Buddy (2026) loves your insides www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Movie Review: Buddy (2026) loves your insides — Banned Library
By the time Barney the dinosaur rose to prominence, I was well into lighting fires in the back yard and wondering why Kelly Jo Cochrane looked so good in her bathing suit. The dancing purple love mach...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 11/09/2026
The library commemorates 25 years of me not waking up to live news ever again.
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 10/09/2026
🎶Mamas, don't let your introverts grow up to be public librarians 'Cause they'll want to rush home, and they're always trying to be alone Even with someone they need to help cause there's questions all day long.🎶
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 10/09/2026
Mama's don't let your introverts grow up to be public librarians... Don't let 'em pick reading lists or drive them book trucks Let 'em be archivists and academics and such🎶
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 10/09/2026
For all those in distress and for Rob and Jamie and all the others I've known. Someone cares. Please text or call 988 if you are thinking of harming yourself.
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World Suicide Prevention Day
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 10/09/2026
The library has some light construction going on for this week for the new bus stop. If the noise bothers you, please send your complaints to anyone but our lowest paid staff manning the desks and shelving books.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 09/09/2026
Elmore Leonard Book Club: Swag (1976) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Elmore Leonard Book Club: Swag (1976) — Banned Library
Swag, published in 1976 by Delacorte Press, begins the modern version of Leonard's bibliography. Before now, he'd written westerns and a few crime novels (I've been reading them the last few years). S...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 09/09/2026
Movie Review: Finding Emily (2026) finds a heart www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
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Movie Review: Finding Emily (2026) finds a heart — Banned Library
I went to the theater and paid good money to watch people fall in love and, dammit, that's what I got. Finding Emily is a generic title for a right down the middle romcom in the style of She's All Th...
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 09/09/2026
The library is made of star stuff. Wait, no, children's spilled the "glitter bin" again.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 09/09/2026
From our website analytics. As long as they find us. The library salutes you, Pirahna 3D.
Image from analytics report says "how do people find you?" Top result is "piranha 3d boobs"
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 09/09/2026
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Send a Postcard: Support and Expand Dolly Parton's Imagination Library!
We're donating $1 of every postcard sent to the Imagination Library! There are some things that simply bring people together. Dolly Parton's Imagination Library is one of them. But in the last y
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 08/09/2026
Adults are just kids with experience. Depending on the experience, that can be a good thing.
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 08/09/2026
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Newsletter: Student Loan Forgiveness and Raccoons — Banned Library
The library newsletter includes movie and book recommendations, upcoming children’s and reference events, and calls for revolution!
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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 08/09/2026
The library has been closed all day. Thank you for rattling the doors and checking. We are not hiding inside reading your holds.
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