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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 16/09/2026

Breaking: Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Still from movie That Thing You Do, a band dressed as sailors playing in front of a shrimp shack.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 09/09/2026

From our website analytics. As long as they find us. The library salutes you, Pirahna 3D.

Image from analytics report says "how do people find you?" Top result is "piranha 3d boobs"

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 15/08/2026

Warming up where I am, get some water and caffeine and treat yourself to a baked good or two

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 14/08/2026

Warm day today where I am, drink water and find a beautiful thing

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 13/08/2026

The little lock made me happy. Warm day where I am. Hope you all are finding small joys.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 13/08/2026

The library has been traveling. Can someone sum up the news?

Sunrise, 2026/08/12, Paradiso, Switzerland

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 09/08/2026

Holy hell, airport book display going hard with "Books That Saw It Coming"

"Books that saw it coming" display in an airport featuring 1984, Fahrenheit 451, and others

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 11/07/2026

The library has seen the memes and we're still sure that the next time we see McConnell he'll have a hand up... Oh, the sex den thing. A sex library, not a den. Play Clue, assholes. And it's not an infestation if you bring them with you.

Fox News saying libraries are turning into drug-infested, sex dens

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 25/05/2026

One of the best nights of theater. So damn funny www.ohmaryplay.com

Poster for Broadway pay "Oh Mary"starting Maya Rudolph

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 23/05/2026

They got a big ass park here

That place with the fountain and stuff in Central Park. Like a tunnel and toilets. You'd know it if you see it.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 23/05/2026

The library tried to visit NYPL but they were closed so we wandered.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 22/05/2026

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap (or Wyld Stallions)

Teenage Irish band from Sing Street (2016)

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 30/04/2026

It's halfway to Halloween season, so the librarian was looking up kids horror stories, something light. Bailey School Kids came up. Found ourselves in the wiki and ahahahaha Happy Beltane, kids.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 14/04/2026

The library has been sitting beside a large body of water for days not reading the news. How's everyone else been?

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 22/03/2026

The library knows spring has arrived when the wild cats start making sweet love sounds in the middle of the day.

Two wild cats next to a chain link fence.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 11/03/2026

Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 10/01/2026

The library might convince the love in his life to watch horror tonight. Probably not, but hey, dreams ha. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Picture of a television showing a countdown to Joe Bob

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 03/01/2026

The library gonna get some sugar. Or just more sweet tea.

Jackson Square in New Orleans with holiday decorations

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 10/12/2025

Saw Wake Up Dead Man last night in the theater and it's great. Fuck Netflix, this should have a bigger, wider theatrical run.

Poster for movie Wake Up Dead Man featuring Daniel Craig and others looking down at the camera that is inside a grave.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 04/11/2025

The library added a sticker to our notebook. Go vote!

Black notebook with three stickers, one says I voted King County, one says PBS is punk, and one's a skull saying Grapefruit Apocalypse

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 15/10/2025

The library reference department is complete. Hell yeah @therealjoebob123.bsky.social

Cover of "Joe Bob Guess to the Drive-In" by Joe Bob Briggs

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 30/09/2025

Playing from "Halloween Hits"

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 10/09/2025

The library is still smiling when thinking about Freaky Tales and we saw it months ago.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 09/09/2025

Not gonna "recommend" this one, but if you like pitch black dark humor... Jesus hell. Just got to the "sorry, here's another one" part and struggled not to say "holy fuck" and have to explain to my office mates why.

Cover of audiobook "Victorian Psycho" by Virginia Feito.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 01/07/2025

The library will be closed the rest of the week due to travel and we don't want to hear your shit.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 11/05/2025

Anybody else think this is a weak ass chimney? Like, there's some impressive stuff at the Vatican but to announce the Pope they use this weekend stepdad Home Depot looking shit?

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 03/05/2025

🎵 I'mmmm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the Nazis I see 🎵

Still from Sound of Music with a white lady on a grass lawn singing to three kids

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 14/03/2025

"Big money is big power and big power gets used wrong. It's the system." Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler (1953) Things have always run the same way.

Quote from The Long Goodbye "There ain't no clean way to make a hundred million bucks," Ohls said. "Maybe the head man thinks his hands are clean but somewhere along the line guys got pushed to the wall, nice little businesses got the ground cut from under them and had to sell out for nickels, decent people lost their jobs, stocks got rigged on the market, proxies got bought up like pennyweight of old gold, and the five per centers and the big law firms got paid hundred-grand fees for beating some law the people wanted but the rich guys didn't, on account of it cut into their profits. Big money is big power and big power gets used wrong. It's the system. Maybe it's the best we can get, but it still ain't any Ivory Soap deal."

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 25/02/2025

The power company went with a "Domino's Pizza tracker" form of repair progression. Power is currently being assessed, will be in the oven and on the way soon.

Sliding progression meter reading "Outage reported," "Assessing damage," highlighted, "Crew assigned," and "Repair crew onsite." Not pictured: me in the dark.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 15/02/2025

The library saw fish. Happy Valentine's to all the ships at sea.

An aquarium of fish. I didn't know fish, but they are blue and orange or some shit.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 20/09/2024

Sticker placement is an art form.

Image of the novel "Pink Glass Houses" by Asha Elias with a library sticker covering the "g" and "l" in the word "glass"

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 17/09/2024

The library will now have this as a banner in front of the reference desk.

An image of Bluesky celebrating 10 million users. Number 264,900, first 10%, joined July 6, 2023

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 10/08/2024

The library is getting stoned and watching Aladdin, paying respects this weekend to Robin Williams. 10 years gone. What's your favorite of his movies, and what should we watch next?

Robin Williams with the collar of a black shirt over his head, white text of his quote: "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 11/06/2024

The library has made a friend in Gemini.

Screenshot of a conversation with Google Gemini about the sphinx with reciprocal motherfuckers.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 19/04/2024

I can't wait until Gen Z discovers 1998's Wild Things.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 19/04/2024

The library ain't feelin it, so we're just gonna play Mad Max Fury Road on repeat on every screen we can control. Happy Friday, what a lovely day! Oh HAPPY DAY!

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 29/03/2024

He was the best. GNU Louis Gossett Jr.

Poster for Iron Eagle: On The Attack featuring the late Louis Gossett, Jr.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 18/03/2024

The Crow 1994 is on Hoopla. For no particular reason.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 28/02/2024

And now deer. The hell is up with today?

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 27/02/2024

The library is having the kind of day where you go for a walk in a populated area and a coyote strolls by.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 01/02/2024

It's Feb 1st in Seattle and I wanna punch that politician who brought a snowball in the Senate in the dick.

Small bud of fresh leaves on a tree in the middle of fucking winter.

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Banned Library @bannedlibrary.com · 18/01/2024

The library is about to see the Seattle Symphony do "The Music of Twin Peaks and Angelo Badalamenti" with host Kyle Maclachlan. Yeah, living the dream.

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