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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My mom told the aide who came to be with her this afternoon, “this is my youngest son. The only way I remember his name is Jeffrey is because he’s my youngest son.” Makes me wonder about the likelihood of her forgetting who I am. She has asked me recently what my middle name is…

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I revisit this meme every year at this time of the year. Unfortunately I feel bad posting it if it’s not the first day of fall as I’m some type of slacker

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometime on a Friday you need to pick up your banjo and play some Jackson 5

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The worst part about complicated sleep apnea is you find yourself wondering, “is this extreme fatigue really that different from how I normally feel or am I dehydrated from having diarrhea for 48 hours” in other news, I really miss coffee

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Tkkra Ugh

ALT: Tkkra Ugh

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My mom just asked me what year my dad (her husband) died. I promptly answered 2019. She asked me how I remembered that so easily. Wasn’t sure if I should respond that it’s the same year my ex and I separated or because I have it tattooed on my body, but I just said it’s hard to forget

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Two doctor’s appointments in the next three weeks. Hopefully one of them will be a magic bullet to make me feel more human.

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Struggle Cat

ALT: Struggle Cat

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Can we please take Christianity off the market and send it back to its maker for a reconfiguration because “WHAT. THE. FUCK” "If I could literally kill her and not go to hell, I would do it in a heartbeat." www.wlwt.com/article/cale...

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Former 'American Idol' contestant's murder trial opens with emotional 911 call

The murder trial of Caleb Flynn, a former "American Idol" contestant, began with emotional testimony, including his 911 call and revelations about an affair that prosecutors allege is key to the case.

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In the past two days I have cleaned up throw up twice and one massive poop explosion. So glad I am taking Monday as a mental health day from work because who knows what the weekend will hold.

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Holly Stallcup (she/her) @hollystallcup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We have a beautiful woman getting married next week & one of her best friends (who is also a part of Rise) is, as of right now, going to have to miss the wedding because of finances. Is there anyone who has airline miles who might be able to make their dream of sharing this day together possible?

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I applied for a job today. Not even sure if it’s a job that I want. Even if my hands were made of super glue I don’t think I’d be able to catch a break. Just more reasons to hate my life.

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Alright, I'm Gonna Go Cry

ALT: Alright, I'm Gonna Go Cry

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So far this football season I am 0-2 when it comes to staying awake during prime time NFL games. Get your wager in now about if I’ll finally beat sleep or if I will once again snooze on the couch

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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I love that cat people love every cat. I love your cat. You love my cat. Every cat is perfect.

Jinx the greeen eyed tabby bobtail cat staring at the camera from her window tower.

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Something really tragic during my trip to the ER with my mom. My kindle died. I don’t mean battery died. I mean backlight comes on, but no words appear for me to consume as if I will get rewarded with a free pizza for each book I finish. Is this what it’s like people try to quit smoking?

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Tobey Maguire Spider-Man Crying with Phone Meme

ALT: Tobey Maguire Spider-Man Crying with Phone Meme

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We were able to dodge making a trip to the ER last weekend, but in the bob and weave of my mom’s health we were hit with a swift upper cut today and now find ourselves at the ER. Send memes and other happy thoughts.

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Some days when I am caring for my mom she thinks she can out stubborn me. Even though she has been stubborn a lot longer than I have been. I have mastered the art of stubbornness from the one who taught it to me.

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I went on a date on Monday. Afterwards I sent her a text saying I had fun and think we should do it again. She didn’t respond back, so I’m thinking that is a sign she wants me to pursue her since she didn’t say no…

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Thor: I Have No Idea What's Going On

ALT: Thor: I Have No Idea What's Going On

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m tired of living life in survival mode. It’s gotten so bad that last night I had a dream about doing laundry (and i’m not even that behind on laundry). Why cant i have relaxing dreams, like sipping mai tai’s on the beach while reading a book?

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Milton's Mai Tai Mix-Up

ALT: Milton's Mai Tai Mix-Up

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

File this one under comics, the sovereignty of God and my dating woes

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Smoking a cigar while drinking a Cutwater on the backdeck. I guess you could say I know how to have a good time.

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Some thoughts about the Lindsay Clancy trial that have been rattling around in my mind

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In case anyone is curious what it looks like for me to get ready for a date

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

In 71 and a half hours I have a FaceTime date. Plenty of time to overthink EVERYTHING!

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Omg Omg Omg Oh God

ALT: Omg Omg Omg Oh God

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Juggling all the things and hoping/crossing fingers that it will all work out is so annoying

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Joyce EM 🌊🇺🇦 @jempoetry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A poet friend is headed to Alaska for a writing residency! I’d love to see our community help send this incredible Black woman poet/singer north well-equipped. 💛 She has an Amazon list of residency needs at all price points. Buy something or share the list. Every bit helps! Please share!

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I was out and about when I saw this and immediately thought of @justamyzing.bsky.social

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Post a meme made by you (you = me)

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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Some days I wonder what amount of sadness is normal for a life I didn’t choose. The level of grief in buried dreams and an uncertain future is off the charts. You can be anything you want to be, except for when you are the caretaker for a loved one. Then you can be anything, but free.

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Sadness from Inside Out Crying Profusely

ALT: Sadness from Inside Out Crying Profusely

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/08/2026

Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Some after midnight thoughts on love

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Been running around crazy all day and just realized that it’s 4 pm and I never took my morning medicine Is the darkness this gif is referencing to how everyone is dependent on me FOR EVERYTHING or me forgetting to take my Cymbalta (could it secretly be door #3, both!)

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Ben Affleck: Hello Darkness My Old Friend

ALT: Ben Affleck: Hello Darkness My Old Friend

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I need to get upstairs and go to bed, but the couch is so comfy

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My first time spending all day at the office since February, maybe January, and I forgot how hard it is to be separated from my cats all day. At least I had yummy sushi for lunch

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

One of the best parts about having a teenage daughter is conversations like this Her: ya know how I thought I had the explosive diarrhea parasite Me: yeah Her: turns out it was just my period on the way Me: yay for not being pregnant! Reason #391 why I’m glad I’m a guy

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This made me laugh tonight and maybe it will make you laugh too (because heaven knows we all need more laughter)

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Some people may call @merofthemeadow.bsky.social an influencer (some people is me)

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I feel stuck in My sadness Like a kid at the beach When the waves tumble him Over and over again Until someone comes to the rescue Although now there is no one, But just me, gasping for air As these emotions suffocate me And stifle my joy

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Powerful Ocean Waves

ALT: Powerful Ocean Waves

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I sometimes wonder if happily married couples send each other random text messages that say, “when I think about you I touch myself,” because my marriage was never happy and that text message was never sent or received…

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Mawwiage: Peter Cook in The Princess Bride

ALT: Mawwiage: Peter Cook in The Princess Bride

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KootenayRubyGirl @kootenaygirl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You might be GenX if......

An image with a black background showing five colorful Flintstones character-shaped chewable vitamins lined up horizontally.Above the vitamins, white text reads: "They should make flintstones shaped tums for all of us now"

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The thing about working from home is that there are times where you think, “I’m going to lay down for ten minutes to clear my overwhelmed mind” and then the next thing you know you are waking up from an hour long nap.

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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If anyone is feeling like helping a teacher who had to start over, my sister’s Amazon teacher wishlist is below. It would be a blessing even if you could just reshare it. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Many days I can’t imagine what thriving looks like, but i can see putting what foot in front of the other. So I just keep moving with hopes that brighter days are ahead. I may not be able to picture what it looks like past the storm clouds, but I know the journey isn’t for nothing.

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

One of the worst parts about waking up at 2 AM to take my mother to the bathroom is when I am wide awake and can’t fall back asleep again.

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Golden Girls Sing Mr. Sandman

ALT: Golden Girls Sing Mr. Sandman

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Sometimes my kids suffer from sibling rivalry and their intense conflicts make me feel like the worst parent ever

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Prempdr Fc Mobile: Man Crying on Couch

ALT: Prempdr Fc Mobile: Man Crying on Couch

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Banjo man @banjoman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

How badly did I want contacts when I was younger? That’s a great question, thanks for asking! In high school I fed my glasses to the dog and told my parents, “my glasses keep breaking. I guess the only solution is for me to get contacts.”

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