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Bandit

@banditpossumking.bsky.social
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He/him. Resident rat bastard, non-practicing archaeologist, first of the new-school transsexuals.

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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 25/02/2025
The stiff armed salutes? You mean the sieg heils? They indicate a bold rebel stance, you say? Would that stance be Nazism? It's ok to say it outright.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
One thing keeping me going as the world collapses around us is that my kid has a dnd character that's a war-forged that he's named Hugh Mann
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
As tempting as it is to be amused by leopards eating faces, I don't actually want this shit to happen to anyone
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Doge used to just be a cute dog on the internet
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I told the agency I was dumping my therapist because we didn't vibe, but it was really because she didn't think removing the X option on passports was a big deal. Also she asked me multiple times if I "completed my transition" which I don't even know if that's a thing.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
All these fires have reminded me that there's people I love that I haven't checked in on enough
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I'm not located anywhere near the fires, but they've been shutting off our electricity during the wind events for safety.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Getting back into reading has done more for my mental health than my therapist has
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
A flat of eggs cost $40 today. This shit is unsustainable
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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FruitSlice🏳️‍⚧️, but Spooky 🎃 \⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠/ @fruitslice988.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Wow what a neat picture!
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Régis Lemberthe @lemberthe.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The right question is often the simpler one. Things make more sense when we don't seek scapegoats among peers in suffering.
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This got so much pushback i’m gonna SAY IT AGAIN LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I spend a ridiculous amount of time on the internet for someone who never posts
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
dang
first panel of knight labeled 'existential dread an the crushing cosmic weight of sentience." second panel of arrow shooting through small slit in his visor and arrow is labeled "realizing that love is real"
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Nefarious Filth Bird 𓅾 @sasquatch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 21/11/2024
If you are a trans person in Illinois arrested, harassed, or discriminated against for using a public bathroom, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Its trans day of remembrance and I should be at an event, but I don't drive at night any more. So I'm here with you nice folks
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Waited for the new Dragon Age just to find out that my system is incompatible and my pc is too old
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I miss everyone. I'm going to try to be more active on here, but doomscrolling reddit has taken my brain
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Angry T------- Against Cops And Kings @atackuk.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
I’m. Your. Problem.
I’m. Your. Problem.

Over forty thousand people, so many of them children, have been murdered by Israel. We don’t know for sure how many because they killed the people who kept count.

But breaking windows to protest this is a problem.

The world is burning. Every year is hotter than the last. Temperatures are becoming unliveable in places where thousands, soon to be millions, live.

But blocking roads to protest this is a problem.

The police mobilise against refugees. They drag our friends into vans and try to fly them halfway around the world.

But confronting them to protest this is a problem.

You commit murder and call it a right to self-defence.

You burn the world and call it progress.

You abduct our neighbours and call it safety.

And you call me a huge problem to a sane world?

Where is this sane world? Would be nice to visit.

But you’re right about one thing. I’m your problem.

[line of doodle scribbles]

 So just fucking try to solve me.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 29/05/2024
Palestine is a laboratory of death by high tech weaponry for US empire to apply globally, within its borders & outside.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
It's almost Friday, which means it's basically the weekend
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
My dog is the single most pillable dog in the history of both dogs and pills. He doesn't even question why the cheese is folded over like that
Tan and white dog smiling for the camera
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
I disappear into depression haze for a week and suddenly we can post gifs on bsky??
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Napoleon Dynamite Uncle Rico GIF
ALT: Napoleon Dynamite Uncle Rico GIF
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
Going through selfies thinking of changing my profile picture, I'm realizing how high a percentage of my photos have been shirtless ever since I got top surgery
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
So its agreed that everyone has that chair or something in their room for clothes that have only been worn once but aren't dirty enough to go in the hamper. We need to stop denying this and invent a piece of furniture for this purpose.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
When the coffee stirrer is a little straw, I am drinking the coffee out of the little straw.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Do you think that the USS Enterprise jettisons everyone's poop out into outer space?
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Friendly reminder that I have no idea what I'm doing
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
My psych wants me to quit smoking weed for a couple weeks to be sure the side effects of eating my weight every night, falling asleep at 9pm, and having the libido of a sea slug are actually from my medication. But I'll tell ya what.. I dont like it already
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Meme showing a clay figure that represents Ea-nāṣir reading "you wouldn't make a poor quality copper"
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Honestly, anyone who would buy a cybertruck deserves to lose their money on a 100,000 brick that you can't wash
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Pet's Villain Era 👿 @indigofatale.me · 16/04/2024
trans besties having selctive hearing/eyesight whenever you have to use your deadname around each other >>>>
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
I've been working since I was 12 in industries that love to say things like, "if you have time to lean, you have time to clean." Is it any wonder that with my work-from-home situation, that I feel guilty for any single moment of unproductive time?
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Since I've been seeing lots of commentary regarding "migrant crime" its time to remind folks that first generation migrants are among the least demographics to commit criminal offense, and that being undocumented is an offense on par with parking tickets
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Dogs have loud autism and cats have quiet autism. That's why they don't get along. I will take no further questions at this time.
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 17/04/2024
wow i wonder why so many people are getting sick and chronically ill now and why so many kids are missing so much school. couldn't possibly be the disabling plague that we've collectively decided is no biggie despite all scientific evidence to the contrary
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Rapid Onset Gooner Dysphoria @melancholytheclown.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Everything I've seen about ROGD is steeped in not just transphobia, but also misogyny. TERFS are, at their core, biological essentialists that believe "young girls" are susceptible to "gender ideology" because our dumb stupid female brains can't make good decisions.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
The most horrible thing happened to my abuser this week, and I am done wishing harm upon this man. Seriously, that's enough. Now hopefully someone convinces him to seek therapy.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
My psych wants me to take a month off from smoking cannabis to see if the side effects from my new(ish) med don't improve. Sir, did you know this is the only thing holding me together? Another side effect is that I literally don't have the strength or drive to argue with him.
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
How did I not know that Peter Steele from Type O Negative died 14 whole years ago?
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Bandit @banditpossumking.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
What's the right way to add postscript to your post, commenting on it or quote-reposting? I think I've been doing this website wrong
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