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The Book of Mazarbullshit

@banalitybob.bsky.social
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Queer father of fish, tarantulas, and a cat. TTRPG, Magic, and fantasy nerd. "That bitchy Hagrid" according to some girl at work. He/they. diceanddisasters.blogspot.com

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 20h
Thanks to recently listening to @ryanoverdrive.bsky.social on 180 MTG, my first cube is ready for its first draft at the Heart State Magic fems & thems Halloween party tomorrow. Hopefully it is fun for those drafting it. I spent several hours shuffling today, and already see tweaks I want to make.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It depends on the day and context. For clothing and as a base color for decor, phthalo green. For basically everything else, bright, warm, gold saturated yellows like Mango or Dark Goldenrod.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush. I had a type.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ginger, Queen of Sweets went into my Rendmaw deck, and had a decent impact (totally not at all inspired by the Monarch token I altered this week). Captivating Glance and Frayed line were exciting new adds to my Commander Cube.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm trying to fing cuts for Moira and Teshar right now.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got a bunch of new art supplies and tried my hand at an alter today. I had to put my girl, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, on a card.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2 of my friends run Heart State Magic, & they're excited for me to bring it to their next event with The Gathering Table in Dublin, OH, Oct 17. Heart State and Gathering Table are both rocking groups for "fems and thems". Their last co-event back in June was one of my favorite events of the year.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Highlights from my last few games.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh boy, I have several. All of these are absolute bangers.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Listen, as sobering as it is to have one, this plus alarms in my phone to remember to take them and a group chat of chronic illness friends called "Take Your Meds, Bitch" have really kept me on top of my medications.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is 100% due to major nostalgia, but I started buying Magic with Ravnica: City of Guilds, and the set's art and gameplay still resonates with me to this day. Loxodon Hierarch has such banger art and was such a powerhouse in that standard.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
CW: spiders Koco is my Aphonopelma chalcodes (Arizona Blonde) Suzette is my Brachyphelma bohemi (Mexican Red Legged) Beverly is my Tlitocatl albopilosus (Guatemalan Curly Hair) Ungoliant is my spiderling Grammostola pulchra (Brazilian Black)
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Love me some weird powerful Magic.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Deep Analysis is the answer that follows the prompt the best. Winternight Stories is the real answer (my favorite card from 2025). Sawtooth Loon is the Chaotic answer.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This bad boy plus a way to flicker my own stuff.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Early to mid 90s Vampire the Masquerade had amazing art, especially the stuff done by Tim Bradstreet.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character. I will always be a Nomi Sunrider stan.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
M21 basics. Make the land colors more saturated to offset the dilution from the frames/mana symbols.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Note: this is an improvement over her completely refusing to drink water at the start of the 2020, & only starting to do so again if she licked it off of me (freaked me out after a shower). That necessitated me running my arms in the sink several times a day & standing while she licked my arms.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This absolutely perfect little gremlin princess refuses to drink water out of anything but the hospital mug on my bedside table, despite three separate water fountains that are cleaned and refreshed regularly. Thus, the water mug in my bedside table is no longer mine and remains full.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is courtesy of my amazing friend, @jeanierae.bsky.social . It is my adorable cat, Rollo, on a Russian Syr Konrad.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This showed up for me yesterday. Something something great minds...
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My fave sig is on my Cabbage Merchant which is signed by James Sie, the voice actor.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bontu, Teval, Appa, Quintorius, and Rendmaw are my standard rotation. Moira and Teshar are a budget brew for a bracket 2 league I started at my LGS. Sisay is what I'm jamming in cEDH currently. Ranger en-Vec is my Pauper commander.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I love that there is a Cultivate to match this adorable food token!
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A classic from my first foray into constructed formats.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It's one of these two.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This unrepentant gremlin brings them into my bed at 3am still alive, drops them on my chest, then gets huffy when I wake up from a dead sleep freaking out that there is a mouse running on me under the covers. I still adore her.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My first Magic deck was "goblins printed around 7th ed thar a friend gave me. My first deck I put together was Boros Draft Chaff from leftover Ravnica: City of Guilds draft cards. My first commander deck was in 2010, and was Vhati il-Dal amd Night of Soul's Betrayal (and Thornbite Staff).
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Am I the only one who thinks Muse Seeker is just @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social ?
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Rollo is extremely cute and very good at catching mice. However, she does not kill them and drops them on me while I sleep.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pachyrhinosaurus. I wanted to be a Habitat Partner so bad as a kid.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Vhati was my first ever Commander in 2009 when it was still EDH. Back then, I used beats from big stuff like Spiritmonger and Lord of Extinction coupled with bad steal like enchanting stuff with Shade's form and killing it with Visara.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The decklist + some bangers I can get back. moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I absolutely adore this card. Mostly because it combos so nicely with Dread Return and Narcomoeba to get any green creature in my Teval deck into play.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I regularly dunk on my playgroup with this bad boy. The set is so cool.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Appa went off this evening.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
These would go very hard. Also
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This was fun trying to distill my Magic career down into 9 cards.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you enjoy Boop, I'd recommend Block Ness. It can be up to 4 players, but plays great with 2, and is far more fun than it has any right to be.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I love some zombie and snow synergies, but a huge part of my love is how much this card looks like it could be a hidden mini boss at the start of Nihlathak's Temple in act 5 of Diablo 2.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My Teval, the Balanced Scale deck has a snow subtheme to support 2 cards, but Blood on the Snow is my favorite board wipe, and Narfi is so good as a zombie lord that often brings another zombie with him (due to my commander) when he leaves the graveyard. moxfield.com/decks/WxUhUH...
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I just love this elephant
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I picked up a new betta for my bedroom 9 gallon (the former resident passed in December), and managed to deal with the algae issues in the tank by adding some more fast growing surface plants to compete for light and nutrients. The new boy is a Hellboy betta named Mike Pamcakes.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This angelic smolder runs this account.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I just love all these effects.
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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You get to keep your creatures... They're just far more manageable.
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