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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Age yourself with a childhood crush. I had a type.

The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I got a bunch of new art supplies and tried my hand at an alter today. I had to put my girl, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, on a card.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The final 2 cards for my commander cube are supposed to be delivered tomorrow. I've put the whole cube on Cube Cobra. I just did several test drafts, & it was surreal. My LGS said they'd provide limited prizing if I wanted to run an 8 pod draft for it. I'm so excited! cubecobra.com/cube/list/31...

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Cube Cobra List: BanalityBob's New Cube

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I just made my first cube ever! While a 720 card Multicolor commander cube might not have been the most advisable first foray into the format, I had so much fun. Now to ask @ryanoverdrive.bsky.social what basics I should use, since listening to his podcast inspired me. moxfield.com/decks/as3IDG...

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Bracket 2 Commander Cube: the Cruisering - None

A classic, battlecruiser commander cube made for the new era.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

In July, I started a bracket 2 budget brew Commander League at my LGS. Season 1 ended with 10 players. Season 2 started last week, & we have 19 and almost as many total games played as last season in total. It's so much fun seeing people getting hype about stupid budget brews and building community.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I said that my Magic play group calls Sun Titan "Sussy Titussy" and got 2 actual DMed death threats on Twitter. So glad I'm off that Hell app.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character. I will always be a Nomi Sunrider stan.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Describe your musical taste in three artists: Rihanna Missy Elliott Combichrist

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

My 5 non-D&D TTRPGs to get to know me (2026 edition): - Werewolf: the Apocalypse 20th Anniversary Edition - Beyond the Wall and Other Adventures - Monsterhearts 2 - Changeling: the Dreaming 20th Anniversary Edition - Vampire: the Masquerade 20th Anniversary Edition (I know, I know, I'm a WoD fan)

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Explain your@ Banality is a measure of the cold, hard, mortal world slowly choking the life out of your character in the TTRPG, Changeling: the Dreaming. My only character I've ever played in that system was named Bob, and had a penchant for accidentally acquiring banality.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

At 36, I'd lost a job I loved, was in the middle of a year and a half of joblessness (over 700 apps in a year and a half), had a flare up of a spinal condition which made me unable to walk meaningfully, had to move back in with my parents, and was dealing with severe chronic pain.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Hey @magic.wizards.com it's pretty unacceptable that it's almost Marvel preview season, and my LGS still doesn't have an ETA on when they're getting their Strixhaven bundles.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Whoever @magic.wizards.com made the Prismari and Lorehold precons went off. My group has been having so much fun with specifically those two, and Lorehold has made me (a long time Red and Boros hater) want to pay Boros. Now I'm just waiting for upgrade cards to arrive in the mail.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Pachyrhinosaurus. I wanted to be a Habitat Partner so bad as a kid.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

This was fun trying to distill my Magic career down into 9 cards.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Quote tweet with 10 animated things to get to know you: Cowboy Bebop The Last Unicorn The Return of the King (1980) Spirited Away Tokyo Godfathers The Hobbit (1977) Chicken Run Star Trek: Lower Decks Samurai Jack The Little Mermaid

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Did I go 1-3 at a cEDH event today? Yeah. Did I play really well all day? Absolutely. We call that a win. Also, Sisay is a helluva card.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

QTP with a character that permanently altered your brain chemistry. This is when I realized that a villain can be lawful good.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Getting ready to go to a Lorwyn prerelease in the current state of affairs in the U.S. "A foild Maralen will fix my lack of dopamine," I lie to myself.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Let's see your signature cards! Easily my top 4.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Due to terrible weather and my spine deciding to forsake me, the only tomfoolery I got into to herald in the new year was eating pizza and watching The Great British Baking show. Now to head to bed before midnight and hope that 2026 is a kinder year.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. I'm so worried. Like, I'm gonna get rescued, but at what cost?

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

My mom picked me, my brother, and 3 friends up from school with a bag of Wendy's burgers for opening day of The Fellowship of the Ring. The excitement of hearing Galadriel's opening monologue for the first time still brings a tear to my eye from the residual joy.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Commanders (plus a few other formats) and what basics they have?! Sure! Starting off, my Canlander and Pauper decks use the following:

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I can't recommend the Sidekick Pro enough. I use it as my cEDH tournament box, and it holds my double sleeved cEDH deck, tokens, dice, and a life counter and doesnt take up too much bag or table space.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Without downloading new pics describe your gender.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

A meme exchange with my mom today is responsible for my newest art piece. Behold: A Self Portrait in Felt (colored pencil, sharpies, and printer paper, 2025, colorized)

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

What perfect album came out when you were 16? It may not be perfect in hindsight, but to 16 year old me, it was everything.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

A movie you e seen more than seven times with a gif.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Quote this with your top 4 horror movies 1. The Thing 2. Exhuma 3. Alien 4. Cabin in the Woods

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

The person & 10 Magic cards to get to know them: #1 7th Edition Mountain # 337 is my first card, because I learned to play with a scrapped together deck of mono red cards from 7th Edition. The art for this mountain has always been one of my favorites, and it's the one I use when possible.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

When you find posts in the wild and have to check if @shivambhatt.bsky.social reskeeted it.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Without downloading new pictures, what is it like to date you?

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Define your musc taste in 8 artists: Missy Elliott The Magic Sword Lady Gaga The Birthday Massacre Florence + The Machine Years & Years Qveen Herby MARINA

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

There's nothing like going back to my Sultai roots in Casual Commander and playing an abomination of a Reanimator/Zombie Typal/Lands Matter/ Graveyard deck.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Explain your username: The Book of Mazarbul is the book of Balin's records that the Fellowship reads in Moria in the Fellowship of the Ring. I am less serious.

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

10 horror movies to get to know me: The Thing (1982) Exhuma The Ritual (2017) Scream (honestly just the whole series) Cabin in the Woods Sinners Alien Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon Bram Stoker's Dracula Suspiria (2018)

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Over the weekend I saw @boshnroll.bsky.social mention a draft format called Stone Soup. My playgroup just did one tonight. And had an amazing time. Are there more resources out there for it?

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The Book of Mazarbullshit @banalitybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation.

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