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@bamboozling.bsky.social
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 1h
fiance got me thancred cameo for bday 😭
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velvie 🌹 COMMS REOPENING 19th OCT @mydearvelvie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
today I drew… tomorrow I draw… aaah ze life of ze artist
Photo of a cat wearing a beret and holding a paint pallet
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 8h
getting a massage today and im so excited its unfathomable
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Mel 💛 @potatocrisp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“I’ll jerk it a little just for you” has been cracking me up
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 20h
lowkey underrated pizza topping
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ocatg | comms open @ocatg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
just like great great great grandma used to...
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 20h
i made a beautiful tiramisu and i’m turning off all my alarms. happy birthday to ME.
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i think i got glutened oh god
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
im nauseous all the time lately… ever since i got sick earlier this year it happens so much easier
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why am i always stressed?
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
life is lowkey boiling me in oil
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lrp goalie f*rcefem is frying me
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
like i know everything is gender but i didnt expect 'skaters being instilled with the instinct to protect the goalie bc he's uniquely valuable and vulnerable' to cross wires with toxic chivalry/masculinity and accidentally cause Goalie Forcefem but alright. i need to go lie down.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Martians from Sesame Street, sometimes called the "Yip-Yips", with a cartoon speech bubble quoting the post
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ellipsus writing insights are VERY cool. i am however extremely self conscious of my dialogue-to-narration ratio now (a solid 1:9)
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this and the One time i got fanart for a fic are peak experiences
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my friend printed a personal zine of the fic i wrote them 😭
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
cant wait to be in the rain all afternoon 😔
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i rly thought the audible dracula would be a reading instead of essentially a teleplay. but its still good! just wish it was marketed more clearly…
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phoe @haedyllic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
14/100 expendable #residentevil
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emily "sunny" whaley @whalewithay.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
yellow pikmin are my favorite
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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✦ CH1KENG | Comms Open ✦ @ch1keng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OKAY I have uploaded it now! I couldn't spend any more time trying to figure out how to convert it for other programs, but I've included instructions on how to do that. Available for download on my site <3 ch1keng.carrd.co
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the critical after effects have already begun
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
officially submitted everything for my grad school app today ✌️ terrified. feel like i yapped in circles in my essays. at least i tried.
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 08/04/2025
palyin wit my baul
A tiny gold retriever plush sits next to a red and blue ball
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finishing grad school apps last minute like everything ever
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Sleepy !! @imlooking.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CAUGHT‼️
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Mel 💛 @potatocrisp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They’re milking this guy crazy style #MelArt
Leon Kennedy from resident evil 4 lactating yippeee hoorayyy
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Mel 💛 @potatocrisp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This really happened #MelArt
Comic of the end of resident evil 9 featuring Grace Ashcroft Leon Kennedy and Luis Serra. #serennedy
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
now would be the best time to get a surge of inspiration and update my longfic since life is lowkey kicking my ass
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this 2 jobs shit was easier when i was 25 and not pushing 30
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the love hypothesis movie somehow being more racist and homophobic than star wars wasnt on my bingo card but they pulled it off with aplomb
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Nekrophil @abp0rns.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Dress up doll
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
having an absolutely MISERABLE time lately. it is truly like 2021.
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
naught but ash
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
setting up a raid group is akin to dnd. first of all scheduling 8 adults for anything. second of all the universe seems to take it as a challenge to completely fuck your life up
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
for reference i worked a full time job + part time job + was in school full time in 2022. increase that to 2 full time jobs and grad school? im going to be nothing. a shell of a person
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
😭
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? 

panel 2
disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

panel 3
picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

panel 4
universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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annie ☆ @springrooove.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
some leons for fun! 🥲 re2 and vendetta~
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
about to be working 2 full time jobs AND applied to grad school. its about to be 2022 but worse
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how i feel at work
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP
Tim in costume as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
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sam @bamboozling.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my friend got everyone in our discord server except One person HOOKED on hex puzzle adventure. its sweeping thru us like a sickness
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