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Lemon J

@baloneyhead.bsky.social
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The future is ours to squeeze. Not an actual lemon. (he/him)

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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I make country music albums but I don’t listen to mainstream country pop junk. I’ve never heard that song and I probably won’t. Enjoy the 15 minutes kid.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You think you're tired now, but wait until three
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark
shirtless man excitedly preaching into a microphone with his arms extended over his head
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you’re not roasting your own coffee beans during the interview, do you even want this job? Disqualified!
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure. Jan. If that’s what you say it is.
Photo of a Vintage Spanish Glass Porrón - Wine Decanter & Pitcher that also looks like a bong
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope it is a poorly constructed death trap. That’s a politically sound/safe reason to demolish it on Jan 21st, 2029.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dogs > all y’all 🤷‍♂️
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh great. Way to spoil the ending of Lanterns.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“oh you know.. I don’t want to say that they’re stupid but they’re kind of stupid, ya know?” 🫣
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Man Stressed and Frustrated
Alt: Man Stressed and Frustrated (in a suit) pulling hair upward
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If those are your thoughts on REM, I’m gonna block you. Oops, too late. Already did. You have bad, uninformed opinions.
They have a song that is good?
let me rephrase that...
People admit they listened to this garbage?
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
 Cartoon of Ringo Starr point at a tax bill
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you don’t want me loudy moaning and asking “are you going to swallow that?” & “you like that?” when you’re on a business call, maybe don’t make them while sitting next to me at the bar.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Why am I here talking to you today? Because, well, I’m a disingenuous fuckface.” - Republican Fetterman
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a competition not a sport
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ABC
WHO KILLED LAURA PALMER?

DR. JACODY (PSYCHIATRIST)
31%
LEO JOHNSON (TRUCK DRIVER)
17%
JACQUES RENAULT (BARTENDER)
11%*
DODDY BRIGGS (FOOTBALL PLAYER)
11%
JAMES HURLEY (MOTORCYCLIST)
8%
STILL ALIVE
6%
CATHERINE MARTELL (SAWMILL MGR)
4%
DENJAMIN HORNE (HOTEL OWNER)
4%
SUICIDE
3%
MR. PALMER (LAURA'S FATHER)
3%
DALE COOPER (F.D.I. AGENT)
1%
JOSIE PACKARD (SAWMILL OWNER)
1%
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"
Article title: with 9 short words in his last day as Apple's CEO, Tim Cook just taught a brilliant leadership lesson.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
**when the super chatty self proclaimed extrovert sitting a seat away from you leaves the bar without saying anything
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Boy's Knowing Look
Alt: Boy stares with a smirk
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this commercial cracks me up. You’re telling me you’ve got Billy Bob on a moving walkway with three people shorter than him? BULLSHIT.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
make all the jokes you want but Natalie Harp deserved that Best Actress nomination for Fatal Attraction.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if we’re going to be fully honest with each other for a moment.. “over the diaper handjob” is a phrase I didn’t need to know about.
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Larry David Looks Confused and Annoyed
Alt: Larry David Looks Confused and Annoyed while shrugging
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
blaming the outsider as if it wasn’t a failing of party insiders. You fuckers were warned. By your own base. Repeatedly.
The Socialist Threatening A 15-Year-Long Political
Comeback
The state party establishment fears
Democrats are throwing away a once-in-a-generation chance at a trifecta.
By Kevin Robillard
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m sooooo sorry your local DSA chapter is repping all your “sincerely held beliefs” without being the DNC. This must be so hard on you.
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Boy's Knowing Look
Alt: Boy staring at you with a frowning smirk
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Our base abandoned us” Nah. You abandoned your base.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
there’s absolutely no way EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
holy fuck are you tiring
So Steph can say on air that Mamdani is doing a good job but can't form the words to say
Karen Bass is doing a good job?
That DSA check must be huge; she is getting. @stephaniemiller.bsky.social
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Susan Collins says” oh come on. She says lots of shit.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s not what she said
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“I’m an easy guy to get along with. I like everybody. Except for people that support that Mandanti [sic] guy in New York” My man, you live in San Antonio. How the fuck does the mayor of NYC affect your life?
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You can’t win without us yet blame us for your losses despite completely rejecting our core beliefs. Even when we vote with you. Sounds like a bunch of losers losering.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The DSA is everything the DNC pretends to be. You have a dead, obsolete 2nd party without us. It’s our fucking party now. Deal.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I could say this about every political group. Why is Bernie the only one called out for this?
Unfortunately, I think we need to admit that there is a segment of the Bernie crowd that genuinely views Black people, and especially black women, as a giant anchor around their neck stopping them from winning. In reality the entire base of the party is black women.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
hey, hey, hey hey, yeah
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Honestly expected the coffin to open itself
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mitch McConnell spoke for about 20 minutes with Charlie Kirk today
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
pretty sure he meant to say “I will get carried away” and you’re damn right you will. Right up the side of a volcano.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
fucking loser ass President
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We can do “whatever” we want? Good, because I’ve got some ideas, Eric. And you’re part of ‘em.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In which states, exactly? Back that up with verifiable data. Explain to me how the state of TX threw away 2.5 million mail in votes and then disenfranchised 2.1 million voters in Harris County on Election Day and how that’s on the mythical “left”, you fucking dolt.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
where’s the blue maga ‘sorry we yelled at you for seeing through Grahams painfully obvious bullshit’ apology?
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Well... We're Waiting Meme
Alt: Well... We're Waiting spoken by a guy in a golf shirt.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
youtu.be/Izj2xo97D9k?...
youtu.be
Kids In The Hall - That's America
YouTube video by FBIVideo1
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I ain’t got time for your worthless chime-in’s
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Baby Billy: Go Outside Nerd - The Righteous Gemstones
Alt: Baby Billy saying: Go Outside Nerd From The Righteous Gemstones
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Classic Horror Scream Scene
Alt: Classic Horror Scream Scene. Clips of different groups of people reacting in horror and disgust
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
if you’ve never tried slipping and falling in the shower be advised that it hurts way more than you were led to believe. 0/10. Not recommended.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No, no. Never.
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Wayne's World: Game On!
Alt: Wayne's World: Game On! Two guys in hockey jerseys
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
State of Emergency (PS2)
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Eddie Brill @eddie.ison.blue · 01/07/2026
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Let him cook
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Agnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVision
Alt: Agnes's Iconic Wink from the show WandaVision. A wink and a laugh
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