Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I make country music albums but I don’t listen to mainstream country pop junk. I’ve never heard that song and I probably won’t. Enjoy the 15 minutes kid. 001
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark 100
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if you’re not roasting your own coffee beans during the interview, do you even want this job? Disqualified! 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I hope it is a poorly constructed death trap. That’s a politically sound/safe reason to demolish it on Jan 21st, 2029. 001
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“oh you know.. I don’t want to say that they’re stupid but they’re kind of stupid, ya know?” 🫣static.klipy.comMan Stressed and FrustratedAlt: Man Stressed and Frustrated (in a suit) pulling hair upward 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If those are your thoughts on REM, I’m gonna block you. Oops, too late. Already did. You have bad, uninformed opinions. 020
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you don’t want me loudy moaning and asking “are you going to swallow that?” & “you like that?” when you’re on a business call, maybe don’t make them while sitting next to me at the bar. 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Why am I here talking to you today? Because, well, I’m a disingenuous fuckface.” - Republican Fetterman 100
Reposted by Lemon JPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"Never get involved in a land war in Asia" 1542343
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026**when the super chatty self proclaimed extrovert sitting a seat away from you leaves the bar without saying anythingstatic.klipy.comBoy's Knowing LookAlt: Boy stares with a smirk 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026this commercial cracks me up. You’re telling me you’ve got Billy Bob on a moving walkway with three people shorter than him? BULLSHIT. 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026make all the jokes you want but Natalie Harp deserved that Best Actress nomination for Fatal Attraction. 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026if we’re going to be fully honest with each other for a moment.. “over the diaper handjob” is a phrase I didn’t need to know about.static.klipy.comLarry David Looks Confused and AnnoyedAlt: Larry David Looks Confused and Annoyed while shrugging 020
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026blaming the outsider as if it wasn’t a failing of party insiders. You fuckers were warned. By your own base. Repeatedly. 001
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m sooooo sorry your local DSA chapter is repping all your “sincerely held beliefs” without being the DNC. This must be so hard on you.static.klipy.comBoy's Knowing LookAlt: Boy staring at you with a frowning smirk 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026“Our base abandoned us” Nah. You abandoned your base. 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026there’s absolutely no way EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting. 073
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“Susan Collins says” oh come on. She says lots of shit. 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026“I’m an easy guy to get along with. I like everybody. Except for people that support that Mandanti [sic] guy in New York” My man, you live in San Antonio. How the fuck does the mayor of NYC affect your life? 110
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026You can’t win without us yet blame us for your losses despite completely rejecting our core beliefs. Even when we vote with you. Sounds like a bunch of losers losering. 010
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The DSA is everything the DNC pretends to be. You have a dead, obsolete 2nd party without us. It’s our fucking party now. Deal. 262
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I could say this about every political group. Why is Bernie the only one called out for this? 100
Reposted by Lemon Jterrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Mitch McConnell spoke for about 20 minutes with Charlie Kirk today 2034862
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 23/07/2026pretty sure he meant to say “I will get carried away” and you’re damn right you will. Right up the side of a volcano. 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 17/07/2026We can do “whatever” we want? Good, because I’ve got some ideas, Eric. And you’re part of ‘em. 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In which states, exactly? Back that up with verifiable data. Explain to me how the state of TX threw away 2.5 million mail in votes and then disenfranchised 2.1 million voters in Harris County on Election Day and how that’s on the mythical “left”, you fucking dolt. 083
Reposted by Lemon JAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Maine officials search the rocky beach for a new senate candidate. They find an unconscious man clad in tattered rags washed upon the shore. The sea provides for Maine, it always does 513307605
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026where’s the blue maga ‘sorry we yelled at you for seeing through Grahams painfully obvious bullshit’ apology?static.klipy.comWell... We're Waiting MemeAlt: Well... We're Waiting spoken by a guy in a golf shirt. 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026youtu.be/Izj2xo97D9k?...youtu.beKids In The Hall - That's AmericaYouTube video by FBIVideo1 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I ain’t got time for your worthless chime-in’sstatic.klipy.comBaby Billy: Go Outside Nerd - The Righteous GemstonesAlt: Baby Billy saying: Go Outside Nerd From The Righteous Gemstones 030
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 03/07/2026static.klipy.comClassic Horror Scream SceneAlt: Classic Horror Scream Scene. Clips of different groups of people reacting in horror and disgust 110
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 02/07/2026if you’ve never tried slipping and falling in the shower be advised that it hurts way more than you were led to believe. 0/10. Not recommended. 110
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 02/07/2026No, no. Never.static.klipy.comWayne's World: Game On!Alt: Wayne's World: Game On! Two guys in hockey jerseys 000
Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Let him cookstatic.klipy.comAgnes's Iconic Wink from WandaVisionAlt: Agnes's Iconic Wink from the show WandaVision. A wink and a laugh 010