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Lemon J

@baloneyhead.bsky.social
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The future is ours to squeeze. Not an actual lemon. (he/him)

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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I make country music albums but I don’t listen to mainstream country pop junk. I’ve never heard that song and I probably won’t. Enjoy the 15 minutes kid.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you ever get the feeling that everything in America is completely fucked up?
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You think you're tired now, but wait until three
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark
shirtless man excitedly preaching into a microphone with his arms extended over his head
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you’re not roasting your own coffee beans during the interview, do you even want this job? Disqualified!
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure. Jan. If that’s what you say it is.
Photo of a Vintage Spanish Glass Porrón - Wine Decanter & Pitcher that also looks like a bong
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope it is a poorly constructed death trap. That’s a politically sound/safe reason to demolish it on Jan 21st, 2029.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dogs > all y’all 🤷‍♂️
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh great. Way to spoil the ending of Lanterns.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“oh you know.. I don’t want to say that they’re stupid but they’re kind of stupid, ya know?” 🫣
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Man Stressed and Frustrated
Alt: Man Stressed and Frustrated (in a suit) pulling hair upward
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If those are your thoughts on REM, I’m gonna block you. Oops, too late. Already did. You have bad, uninformed opinions.
They have a song that is good?
let me rephrase that...
People admit they listened to this garbage?
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
 Cartoon of Ringo Starr point at a tax bill
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you don’t want me loudy moaning and asking “are you going to swallow that?” & “you like that?” when you’re on a business call, maybe don’t make them while sitting next to me at the bar.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sure. That’s totally what’s happening.🙄
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Our state government is probably throwing out millions of legitimate votes to rig another election
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Why am I here talking to you today? Because, well, I’m a disingenuous fuckface.” - Republican Fetterman
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a competition not a sport
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ABC
WHO KILLED LAURA PALMER?

DR. JACODY (PSYCHIATRIST)
31%
LEO JOHNSON (TRUCK DRIVER)
17%
JACQUES RENAULT (BARTENDER)
11%*
DODDY BRIGGS (FOOTBALL PLAYER)
11%
JAMES HURLEY (MOTORCYCLIST)
8%
STILL ALIVE
6%
CATHERINE MARTELL (SAWMILL MGR)
4%
DENJAMIN HORNE (HOTEL OWNER)
4%
SUICIDE
3%
MR. PALMER (LAURA'S FATHER)
3%
DALE COOPER (F.D.I. AGENT)
1%
JOSIE PACKARD (SAWMILL OWNER)
1%
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"
Article title: with 9 short words in his last day as Apple's CEO, Tim Cook just taught a brilliant leadership lesson.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
**when the super chatty self proclaimed extrovert sitting a seat away from you leaves the bar without saying anything
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Boy's Knowing Look
Alt: Boy stares with a smirk
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cargo Van Halen
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this commercial cracks me up. You’re telling me you’ve got Billy Bob on a moving walkway with three people shorter than him? BULLSHIT.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
make all the jokes you want but Natalie Harp deserved that Best Actress nomination for Fatal Attraction.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
if we’re going to be fully honest with each other for a moment.. “over the diaper handjob” is a phrase I didn’t need to know about.
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Larry David Looks Confused and Annoyed
Alt: Larry David Looks Confused and Annoyed while shrugging
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
blaming the outsider as if it wasn’t a failing of party insiders. You fuckers were warned. By your own base. Repeatedly.
The Socialist Threatening A 15-Year-Long Political
Comeback
The state party establishment fears
Democrats are throwing away a once-in-a-generation chance at a trifecta.
By Kevin Robillard
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m sooooo sorry your local DSA chapter is repping all your “sincerely held beliefs” without being the DNC. This must be so hard on you.
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Boy's Knowing Look
Alt: Boy staring at you with a frowning smirk
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Our base abandoned us” Nah. You abandoned your base.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
there’s absolutely no way EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
holy fuck are you tiring
So Steph can say on air that Mamdani is doing a good job but can't form the words to say
Karen Bass is doing a good job?
That DSA check must be huge; she is getting. @stephaniemiller.bsky.social
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Susan Collins says” oh come on. She says lots of shit.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s not what she said
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Meet stupid people, get stupid quotes
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“I’m an easy guy to get along with. I like everybody. Except for people that support that Mandanti [sic] guy in New York” My man, you live in San Antonio. How the fuck does the mayor of NYC affect your life?
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You can’t win without us yet blame us for your losses despite completely rejecting our core beliefs. Even when we vote with you. Sounds like a bunch of losers losering.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
act.dsausa.org/donate/membe...
act.dsausa.org
Join DSA. Become a member today.
Democratic socialists have an historic opportunity and responsibility to play a central role in continuing the political revolution for the long term. As a democratic, grassroots organization, DSA is ...
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This dude is a fucking putz
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.dsausa.org/get-involved/
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Get Involved with DSA - Democratic Socialists of America (DSA)
Joining DSA means making a commitment to cooperation and solidarity. Not only do you help further democratic socialist ideas in the United States, you also become part of a community that shares your ...
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Well that’s some ignorant shit
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The DSA is everything the DNC pretends to be. You have a dead, obsolete 2nd party without us. It’s our fucking party now. Deal.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Voted for Bernie in the primary. Voted Clinton in the general. Because I’m not a dumbass. Like most people.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just fucking admit that your candidate fucking sucked. I mean, if Bernie smoked their ass with his very predictable policies, that’s entirely on them. Maybe they should write a strongly worded memo about reading the fucking room.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s Bernie’s fault. It’s his fault he was beating Hillary (minus the superdelegates) so he should have dropped out sooner. His fault they got rid of the superdelegates. His fault Harris didn’t win the general election. it’s never ever voters craving something other than center-right DNC polices.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I could say this about every political group. Why is Bernie the only one called out for this?
Unfortunately, I think we need to admit that there is a segment of the Bernie crowd that genuinely views Black people, and especially black women, as a giant anchor around their neck stopping them from winning. In reality the entire base of the party is black women.
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
hey, hey, hey hey, yeah
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Honestly expected the coffin to open itself
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mitch McConnell spoke for about 20 minutes with Charlie Kirk today
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You guys still talkin’ toots?
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s a pecan something or other. Delicious
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Lemon J @baloneyhead.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the one with the red grapes
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Homer Simpson Drooling Over Crab Legs
Alt: Homer Simpson Drooling Over the thought of food
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