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@balmers.bsky.social
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They/Them Attention seeker by trade BUT DONT LOOK AT ME Twitch Partner - Twitch.tv/Balmer balmerlive@gmail.com

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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A very sorry earbud
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is the first week the sun has ever been present in Wigan! Therfore its either a new photo or i left wigan. Only one of those things is possible
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If i was going to ai it id ask it to please hide the hair thinning ahaha
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I take like 1 picture a month so I can prove I exist. Here's this month's AND its outside!
Picture of me outside near some nettles
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Jurassic Park 3 is a 9/10
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I love being a DM with my whole heart but I want to play as well! Someone run a game please x
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Luke Skywalker pov on Tatooine
Two egg heads
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Elder Scrolls 6 gameplay leak
Reform uk members resemble hitting random on Elder Scrolls. (No im not above making personal insults. Im petty and pissed off)
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I know i wont look as cool as the handsome man on the box though!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Fucking hell
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Aha!
Alan Partridge as a mii
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Space is woke, and gay
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I went in expecting a pisstake look at northern England, but it was incredibly accurate. Like looking out a dirty window.
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Is it time for the annual DBD community eats itself event? They're early this year
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The arms gave me the neck twitch I get from looking at bugs! That's the best praise I can ever offer!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Alright
Tiktok ad about hoovering piss
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Billy LePiss isnt getting a dime outta me
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If I had a security team, I'd have them batter so many kids that do my head in. This is the post that stops me from being an MP
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Still do!
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a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background
Alt: Eddie Guerrero, WWE wrestler
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Pokopia is the most fun I've had in a Pokemon game since Crystal!
Me and a happy Trubbish(pokemon)
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
@shytehawk.bsky.social Do you know anything about this, Shyte?
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Its my go to film for when I just need to FEEL something ❤️
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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a cartoon character with a robotic arm talks to another character
Alt: Scene from treasure planet where Jim hugs Silver.
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
3 3
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Ive never said that about you ever
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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a close up of a person holding a sword with diamonds on it
Alt: Me pulling a sword out to kill Shytehawk for this wretched take
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I think my last burning was Wrestlemania 25. I used to try and flog them for a £1 at school. If you had £5 and knew the right people you could get a cig, a happy meal and Undertaker vs HBK
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
He's a stinker, but I prefer him to Max. I forget about him every time I rewatch and get icked out the second I see him
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Trans people don't exist" -guy who no longer exists
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Luna @yetanotherluna.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Any time you have to take a look and share would be massively appreciated. Thank you all so much as always for your time and support ❤️ gofund.me/64635af6
gofund.me
Donate to Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery, organized by Luna _
Hi everyone, I'm Luna! You might already know me from around the in… Luna _ needs your support for Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Logitech stuff isn't cheap enough for how wank everything is
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B. Dolan @bdolan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Our Kickstarter is almost halfway over and halfway funded! Who's down to help us reach 100 backers this week? www.kickstarter.com/projects/iam...
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Help B. Dolan create an "Open Source" Record Label.
The time's come to create a label to house my catalogue! Let's use that as an educational community project!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Miss the days when all I worried about was where the fuck I put my DS!
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Taff @bigtaffman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Oh and on Thursday me and @balmers.bsky.social are going to play two snipers who have surprising views about Nazis (we enjoy shooting them in the balls) SEE YOU THEN
Photoshopped art showing Taff holding a sniper on top of a building as Balmers head looms over the roof behind.
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Happy Mari is good content
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
ILL TALK TO YOU THEN
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
And that was Loops Ahoy 9! We raised £1312.69 (so far) thanks to the amazing support and lovely communities of @connorsparkyy.bsky.social @wattsie123.bsky.social @slatetwitch.bsky.social @gbirb.bsky.social @robinvouz.bsky.social who are all winners to me
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
HEY Starting a WOW CLASSIC: CATACLYSM RP guild! Still ironing out the lil details but if you are at all interested please let me know!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What a day
Dome from rust but with bits of my face to make it look like an angry untrusting spouse
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Put my name down then but I'll just be stood up there and you'll have voted out ANOTHA faithful
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Really enjoy traitors but the word "Faithful" has started to really fuck me off!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Tier lists result - shytehawk is the worst
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Hiya, if you enjoy SNSF or me in general I have a Ko-fi :) I'm reet appreciative <3 ko-fi.com/balmer
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Buy BALMER! a Coffee. ko-fi.com/balmer
Become a supporter of BALMER! today! ❤️ Ko-fi lets you support the creators you love.
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Mack @mackalright.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
7 mins of me being angry at Get To Work www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWL0...
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An Easy Game For Babies. Mack's Get To Work Journey.
YouTube video by Mack
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Just want live on dome and kill ma mates ❤️
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
RUST? RUST! RUST<3
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Tonight at 9pm! Its SNSF: LOVE AT FIRST SHITE It might be the biggest SNSF not just me but so many others have poured some bloody effort into it <3 Give it a watch if you're into that. I'd like that <3 www.twitch.tv/balmer
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Balmer - Twitch
Hello :) My name is Balmer! I love to play all sorts of games. But most of all I love you! So please give me a follow and let's be friends x
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
@flopscomics.bsky.social
Captain America stating the obvious. "Punching Nazis is not mindless violence, it's violence against the mindless"
The best nazi is a dead nazi
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