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@balmers.bsky.social
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They/Them Attention seeker by trade BUT DONT LOOK AT ME Twitch Partner - Twitch.tv/Balmer balmerlive@gmail.com

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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I take like 1 picture a month so I can prove I exist. Here's this month's AND its outside!
Picture of me outside near some nettles
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Jurassic Park 3 is a 9/10
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I love being a DM with my whole heart but I want to play as well! Someone run a game please x
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Elder Scrolls 6 gameplay leak
Reform uk members resemble hitting random on Elder Scrolls. (No im not above making personal insults. Im petty and pissed off)
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Aha!
Alan Partridge as a mii
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Space is woke, and gay
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Alright
Tiktok ad about hoovering piss
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If I had a security team, I'd have them batter so many kids that do my head in. This is the post that stops me from being an MP
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Still do!
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a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background
Alt: Eddie Guerrero, WWE wrestler
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Pokopia is the most fun I've had in a Pokemon game since Crystal!
Me and a happy Trubbish(pokemon)
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character with a robotic arm talks to another character
Alt: Scene from treasure planet where Jim hugs Silver.
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
3 3
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Trans people don't exist" -guy who no longer exists
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Luna @yetanotherluna.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Any time you have to take a look and share would be massively appreciated. Thank you all so much as always for your time and support ❤️ gofund.me/64635af6
gofund.me
Donate to Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery, organized by Luna _
Hi everyone, I'm Luna! You might already know me from around the in… Luna _ needs your support for Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Logitech stuff isn't cheap enough for how wank everything is
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B. Dolan @bdolan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Our Kickstarter is almost halfway over and halfway funded! Who's down to help us reach 100 backers this week? www.kickstarter.com/projects/iam...
kickstarter.com
Help B. Dolan create an "Open Source" Record Label.
The time's come to create a label to house my catalogue! Let's use that as an educational community project!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Miss the days when all I worried about was where the fuck I put my DS!
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Taff @bigtaffman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Oh and on Thursday me and @balmers.bsky.social are going to play two snipers who have surprising views about Nazis (we enjoy shooting them in the balls) SEE YOU THEN
Photoshopped art showing Taff holding a sniper on top of a building as Balmers head looms over the roof behind.
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ShyteHawk @shytehawk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
And that was Loops Ahoy 9! We raised £1312.69 (so far) thanks to the amazing support and lovely communities of @connorsparkyy.bsky.social @wattsie123.bsky.social @slatetwitch.bsky.social @gbirb.bsky.social @robinvouz.bsky.social who are all winners to me
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
HEY Starting a WOW CLASSIC: CATACLYSM RP guild! Still ironing out the lil details but if you are at all interested please let me know!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What a day
Dome from rust but with bits of my face to make it look like an angry untrusting spouse
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Really enjoy traitors but the word "Faithful" has started to really fuck me off!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Hiya, if you enjoy SNSF or me in general I have a Ko-fi :) I'm reet appreciative <3 ko-fi.com/balmer
ko-fi.com
Buy BALMER! a Coffee. ko-fi.com/balmer
Become a supporter of BALMER! today! ❤️ Ko-fi lets you support the creators you love.
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Mack @mackalright.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
7 mins of me being angry at Get To Work www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWL0...
youtube.com
An Easy Game For Babies. Mack's Get To Work Journey.
YouTube video by Mack
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Tonight at 9pm! Its SNSF: LOVE AT FIRST SHITE It might be the biggest SNSF not just me but so many others have poured some bloody effort into it <3 Give it a watch if you're into that. I'd like that <3 www.twitch.tv/balmer
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Balmer - Twitch
Hello :) My name is Balmer! I love to play all sorts of games. But most of all I love you! So please give me a follow and let's be friends x
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
@flopscomics.bsky.social
Captain America stating the obvious. "Punching Nazis is not mindless violence, it's violence against the mindless"
The best nazi is a dead nazi
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Yes! The stare down the camera at Drake was iconic. But Serena fucking Williams!
Serena Williams dancing at the halftime show tearing it up
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Brains called me a mega shit 4 times today and get this. I only listened to it 3 times! Fucking chuffed Ps: still thinking about Luigi
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I would say these are the vibe. A nice mix of them!
Wayne CrampDonna NobleRock Lee a truly splendid ninjaEddie Guerrero looking into the camera after doing something mildly cheeky
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This Sunday 9pm! First SNSF of February twitch.tv/balmer
Promo image for SNSF featuring Sheepboy, Slothehhh, Weetabix, Stranded, Carla, and Llama in front of the logo
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Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮 It costs around 12K a year…. What a horrible waste of money, Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year. Starting with Doctors Without Borders!
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Kirsti | wee koopy 🫧👽 @koopyrose.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
📢 INFLUENCERS Grandma, No! an incredible, funny, quirky upcoming title has just been announced! 🥳 More like, Grandma, Yes! amiright?!👵 let me know if you're wanting to keep updated on this! RTs appreciated 🤗
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If I'm ever first contact for an alien, I'm ratting all of you out. Me and ET are going to play favourites.
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Wyldosis | UndeRealm | Scarecrow Slasher 🔪🐦‍⬛ @wyldosis.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
PSA to Vtubers who are using a business Paypal account for anonymity. It looks like from Feb 1st by default all of your personal info is displayed on invoices! You also can no longer opt out of showing your real name! Be careful and don't doxx yourself!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
2 time loop veteran! The knees who know how to please! It's the best DBD content on twitch and that's coming from someone who doesn't like the game
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Thanks to all the letters I received today telling me that every bill is increasing to unachievable heights. Unrelated, have I ever mentioned I have a KoFi? www.ko-fi.com/balmer
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Transphobes will find the prettiest women to try and belittle, then wonder why everyone in their family stops coming around for Christmas
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It's all I use social media to talk about, but SNSF might be the most fun I've ever had streaming. With the exception of early RUST, maybe.
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
This is in 30 mins btw <3 www.twitch.tv/balmer
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Balmer - Twitch
Hello :) My name is Balmer! I love to play all sorts of games. But most of all I love you! So please give me a follow and let's be friends x
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
NEW YEAR SAME SHITE Sunday 9pm Fucking loads of new people and other fun things! bloody watch it please www.twitch.tv/balmer
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
SNSF tonight at 9pm if you're into that sorta thing!
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Id like some opinions on "ladies, gentlemen and everyone inbetween". I've never cared for it. I know it's absolutely meant well, but being NB isn't between man and woman. Does that make sense? Hello everyone works a treat
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
2024 review: Wank with sprinkles of not so bad
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
SNSF Tomorrow @ 9 Bloody watch it please
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I think @virginmediatv.bsky.social are on the wind up
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I let my kids use my youtube account and now I have to have the weirdest talk with them
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Your Funko Pops are shite
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Balmer @balmers.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Those beatsaber tiktoks are my favourite media
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