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Simply Jeff

@balmak.bsky.social
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I'm desperately trying to finish my first novel. I think I'll need to supplement my retirement funds for the next few years. Any pronoun but it.

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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe 99% of congress also lied to get their jobs. Scotus candidates always couch their answers so that they cannot be held accountable for them. One should note they are almost always lawyers.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do not like or subscribe to this attitude.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Since they looking for the most influential and not the most annoying you have nothing to worry about.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It might work if God was doing the shooting.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 21/08/2026
This is about as close as you can get to explicitly saying, "don't worry, she doesn't *need* to know anything or think for herself."
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If i had a crystal ball I would sit very carefully.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I would like to see an interviewer who refuses to allow what-about-ism during an interview.
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Jack Turban MD @turban.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Public policy should be evidence-based. The NIH banning policy research is a not-so-subtle admission that this administration is ideology, not fact-driven.
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A district court judge dismissed the Trump administration’s antisemitism lawsuit against Harvard on Thursday, concluding that the alleged incidents were “too isolated and episodic” to show that Harvard remained in violation of federal civil rights law. More: substack.com/@shero/note/...
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Amee Vanderpool (@shero)
A district court judge dismissed the Trump administration’s antisemitism lawsuit against Harvard on Thursday, with a quick four-page order, concluding that the incidents pointed to by the government ...
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just what we need, more MIBs.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"They lie to me often, and I have appreciated that."
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If only voting was based on acreage.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Seems someone read Heinlein's The Moon is a Harsh Mistress and thought it was a blueprint. One problem is that the book was published 3 years before we actually walked on the moon. He was a smart man but didn't know what the actual conditions were there.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I may be completely off base here, but i believe they are both the exact same America. A melting pot of different cultures and ethnicities coming together to form a single nation.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They aren't running out of munitions. They are running out of the expensive specialized munitions they chose to fight their war with. They haven't touched traditional conventional munitions.
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No AI for kids- from K thru college. The young deserve & need those years to develop their own unique opinions, voice, talents, observations.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I might consider going back to windows and Google.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Musical drama.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Simple names are a great way to get simple people engaged. Look how far they got with DEI.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Perhaps, worshipping air conditioning is the answer.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Those are policy goals not policies.
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ElleO 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽 @ellohhlo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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RED DOTS REPRESENT TECH EXECUTIVES WHO LIVE WITHIN 5 MILES OF A DATA CENTER

This one struck a nerve.
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Seems to me this testosterone thing is just gender reaffirming care for the military.
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Steve in Chicago @spsnomad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm really glad they're continuing to push on this. I know it isn't the norm to sanction DOJ attorneys and DEFINITELY isn't the norm to actually go for the heavy artillery, but multiple DOJ attorneys need to lose their jobs and ability to practice over this and should also be prosecuted criminally.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
NEW: My response to Todd Blanche's intentional violations of a court order to turnover unredacted Epstein Files. The short of it: follow the damn law & pay a daily fine until you do. I'll give a detailed breakdown on my YouTube channel tomorrow morning! storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Response to Order of the Court – #20 in PHANG v. BLANCHE (D.D.C., 1:26-cv-01417) – CourtListener.com
RESPONSE TO ORDER OF THE COURT re Order, filed by KATIE PHANG. (Attachments: # 1 Text of Proposed Order)(Ballou, Brendan) (Entered: 07/13/2026)
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Those senate bills must be heavier than I thought.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fucking for virginity
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Roger Senserrich @4freedoms.es · 10/07/2026
So ICE has thugs wearing “media” vests and masks filming protesters, something that is totally normal in a democracy www.ctinsider.com/news/article...
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Dan Haar: Fake news? No, fake media may be the real danger at a Connecticut ICE raid
"This is a reality-TV-show president... And it sounds to me like they were making a reality TV show," Amanda Crawford said.
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
‘It’s madness!’ Chaos at new ‘Stop the Steal’ rally as woman punched on video #RawStory
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‘It’s madness!’ Chaos at new ‘Stop the Steal’ rally as woman punched on video
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 04/07/2026
Basically everything I write these days on my blog just ends up being plagiarised using LLMs without any credit to me at all At least they kept my chart? lol
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🦔Google's electricity consumption jumped from 31 to 43 terawatt hours in a single year, the largest increase in the company's history. Google now uses more electricity than New Zealand. Emissions rose 18%. Water consumption climbed 34% to 10.9 billion gallons.

My Take
Google's electricity didn't just grow. The rate at which it grew also grew. That's exponential, and Google admitted it when it said AI infrastructure expands faster than the power grid can decarbonize. If you know you're building faster than the grid can handle and you keep going, the climate target isn't hard to reach. You gave up on it and haven't said so.

Google claims its products avoided 41 million tonnes of emissions in 2025, more than the company's entire footprint. Most of that comes from Google crediting itself for clean energy projects that used Google Earth to pick a site. By that logic Google Docs helped write every climate policy drafted on it. Amazon now emits more than New Zealand and Henrico County asked its teachers to turn off the lights so data centers could stay on. The companies pledged net zero before the AI buildout and every one of them went backward. Google's report says the path won't be linear. They're right. It's exponential, in the wrong direction.

Hedgie🤗
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Place one under your pillow so the other side is always cold.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
... recycling. Amen.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Improve diets, while being quite impactful, would seems to be the most difficult to acheive.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Something we just found with a lot more details: thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
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I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
No, I'm not peeing on you. It's rain.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Solutions are simple when you don't understand the problem.
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Asher Langton @asherlangton.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If, in the year of our lord 2026, you still believe in banning anonymity on the internet, then you’re a privileged unthinking dunderhead who simply can’t conceive of government being weaponized against you.
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Jon-Paul @tripleshot31.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The irony is they are replacing all their non-union humans with agents run by a single organization that can demand changes in wages (aka token costs) overnight without bargaining.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It was not intended as condescending. Sorry I offended.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Unfortunately, grocery stores want you to buy more groceries. I know Albertsons deliberately switch product locations annually so you have to spend time searching and as a result pass by more products.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you fry it, birthday cake is acceptable.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
R/suddenlygay
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When he testified yesterday, Blanche pretended that it's normal to settle a Privacy Act claim by zeroing out criminal and civil tax liability. If Trump won his case, he'd be entitled to MONEY, and nothing else. It's a lawsuit, not an audit! www.publicnotice.co/p/weaponizat...
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The slush fund is dead. Long live the slush fund.
Todd Blanche, call your lawyer.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So we can build things longer than we can build tall? Sounds like the laws of physics is still in effect.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I don't think I'd have more confidence if he said we got all of them.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
yes, of course yer a writer if you use AI, in the same way a cheese grater creates cheese.
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Simply Jeff @balmak.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
What a great negotiation technique.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 03/06/2026
the fog is maybe eating pollutants? which…sure, fine, no one else with an organization the size of Big Fog is doing anything. why not. i am now even more on team fog.
homer simpson on the couch with a beer and a pennant that says FOG!
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