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Good news bad news. Bad news is it looks like the Bills will win. Good news is Detroit looks so inept that I'm less worried about the Saints and I'll be able to go to bed early

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When they don't flag what Marlon just did it's veteran savy

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Georgia Tech's jerseys are the color of being a bad teammate

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I know it's September Maryland but Go Terps

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The problem is I'm going to have to stop laughing so I can get to sleep

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oregon's new O-coordinator is more concerned with proving how clever he is than winning

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Is Frank excited about the approaching vacation? Probably not given that he's unemployed but he's excited that you're excited. #dogsofbluesky #greyhound

A brindle greyhound stares mouth agape tongue flapping lying on a bed with his cuddlepillar

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The international commentary reaction got me 😂

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

NC State's entire front 7 lacks sand in their pants. No wonder they're getting bulldozed.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I know Frank has beef with the crows(luckily they find it amusing) and recently I saw him take a run at some small birds, but now as you can see at the top of the expanded picture he's trying to get at a vulture snacking on a squirrel. I guess he just hates birds. #greyhound

A brindle greyhound moves towards a vulture with laser focus going uphill on a side street

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Someone who actually did the things everyone tells themselves they'd do if they were rich and famous.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Sideline interviews during preseason games are painful. You don't have to worry about appealing to normies the only people watching are us addicts

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

When Grandma visits you get blankets strewn on you during couch time, even if it means you drag them when it's time to help finish the humans' breakfast. #greyhound

A brindle greyhound licks his chops standing at the breakfast table with white fabric hanging from his rear

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It's not the big one but you've got to celebrate the victories.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Stop holding up the line Frank. Quick sniff of the memorial/dedication post. Lift your leg to overwrite the previous author, then move along to give the next dog in the circle a chance.

A brindle greyhound and another dog sniff a plaque dedicating a tree to a donor's pet while two other dogs circle.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Even getting to extra time for Cape Verde has been a show

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 22/06/2026

ME: okay, kiddo, I hope you have a great week at sumer camp! KID: don't you mean "summer" camp? UR-NAMMU: construction of the great ziggurat begins at first light ME: your counselor seems nice

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The moment of panic when in trying to cuddle up you get your nose stuck in a pocket.

A brindle greyhound with wide eyes and nose in shorts pocket

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Every game the spurs choke it away. It's uncanny

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 14/06/2026

I can count on one hand the number times I’ve swam in the reflecting pool… It’s 14

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Maybe try 2 point shots when the 3s stop falling? Sucks to be you

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I hate the Wilhelm scream. Hate it. Hate it hate it hate it. Takes me out of what I'm watching every time.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The nice thing about it being hot and humid is it doesn't take long at the dog park to tire Frank out. #greyhound

A brindle greyhound panting in back seat

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Always fun trying to decipher a client who talks like Boomhauer and can't focus on the subject at hand.

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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

So the Tim Robinson John Tesh sketch song BA BA BA BA BA BASKETBALL... is just going to be in my head all day? That's what the ole noodle has decided?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The dichotomy of Frank the long dog. The angle gives the impression of a hard stare but the blep undercuts the possibility of consequences if I stop scratching

A brindle greyhound in repose looks up at the camera with a sliver of tongue peeking out the side of his mouth

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Relaxing after managing to nutmeg the old man earlier. I'm not convinced it was intentional but the look on Frank's face after running at me with a tennis ball, dropping it, then picking it back up on the run after it bounced between my legs says he'll claim it was. #greyhound

A brindle greyhound on a grey dog bed, tongue partially out one side of his mouth to make room for a chew.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

That's what happens when you double down on an old QB and a retread coach. You keep mortgaging the future without actually getting closer to a title.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Duncan Robinson with a "I'm legally required to introduce myself to my neighbors when I move" mustache. A "I can't be within 500 yards of a school" mustache.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I've only watched the first episode but Widow's Bay on apple got the literal laugh out loud. Saw it best described as a comedy about the mayor from Jaws being stuck in a Stephen King novel.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies @balloondoggies.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

If you're tired of chasing the ball Frank believes flopping around in the grass can be just as rewarding. #greyhound

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