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Bread baker, crumby creator, giddy goblin, humble himbo, punny pundit, wily writer, alliteration aficionado. All you need is loaf. 🍞 PFP by @saltyghostcrow.bsky.social Logo by @miamarra.bsky.social Bio.link/ballistictoaster

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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 26/09/2026
LIVE NOW! twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 23/09/2026
I'm feeling the itch to Ki Pulse again & the only prescription is Nioh 1 this Saturday at 1PM EST! Definitely gonna die a lot while I remember how to play, but is it really a Team Ninja game if I'm not getting my ass handed to me on a Hayabusa-branded silver platter? twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Obviously “antiwoke gamers” are the #1 most insufferable demographic in gaming but you know who is #2? “Everything was better back then” nostalgia addicts. They only whine about modern popular games and never engage with anything from a studio smaller than EA/Ubisoft/etc
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 19/09/2026
Thanks for tuning in! It was a pretty chill time yapping and relaxing and a wonderful way to come back after so long. Looking forward to doing this again soon! (And hopefully with a game to play) To end stream, we raided out to @starkitty00.bsky.social playing RuneScape: Dragonwilds!
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 19/09/2026
[🔴LIVE] I'm (finally) back (again)! Let's catch up, shoot the breeze & ease back into streaming shall we? Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToa...
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 18/09/2026
See you tomorrow. 🍞 twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
BallisticToaster Returns Tomorrow: September 19, 2026 1PM EST 

It's been way too long since I've shown my face on Twitch, especially with how much has been going on in my life since April and how burned out I'd gotten from it all. I wasn't in the right headspace to give content creation the energy I wanted to & watching my last few VODs and re-reading my last blog post made it abundantly clear that I had to take a step back and re-evaluate a lot of things.

There wasn't a single breaking point where I just went "aight im done, peace out." Life outside of streaming kept getting busier, things outside my control kept piling up, & somewhere along the way I just had less and less gas in the tank. In hindsight, it was probably obvious from the outside that I was running on empty before I even realized it myself.  Now that I'm in a better headspace, I think it might be time to step in front of the camera & behind the mic once more.

I'm not trying to come roaring back at full speed recreating exactly what I was doing before. Think of this as a soft reboot of the channel that's more sustainable, spontaneous, and laid-back, kinda like the early years of the channel when I had the most fun with it. (Naturally with the slightest chance of crashouts & "Won't Get Fooled Again" needle drops.) I've got a few ideas for stuff I wanna work on that I've been scripting during my absence, but this time I want to give myself the room to actually enjoy making things. I don't want content creation to become yet another obligation where I'm fixated on the metrics or where it leads to instead of enjoying the process of actually doing the damn thing.

Besides, I've done more than enough waffling over what the "perfect" comeback is supposed to look like & all that's done is hand my anxiety a louder megaphone. 
 
Better now than never, and better to come back Toasty than toast. 

BallisticToaster
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Bo Moore @usebomswisely.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
13,000+ people asked Twitch to disable generative AI tools or training by default, more than 50 times the number of votes on the next-most popular feature request. Twitch didn't listen. www.ign.com/articles/twi...
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Twitch Now Trains Amazon's Generative AI Models On Your Channel By Default – Here's How To Turn It Off
Twitch has rolled out a new "feature" that trains Amazon's generative AI content models on its users' channels. The setting can be disabled, but it's turned on by default.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/07/2026
Australia is planning some of the world's toughest AI regulations • Water usage will be limited • AI data centers will be required to become net producers of energy • AI companies can't train on Australian creators' work without their permission • Proposals expected to be introduced in 2027
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Ryan Markel @ryanmarkel.com · 12/07/2026
[digs around in the Bag of Memes Holding for no particular reason]
The now-classic Yu-Gi-Oh meme with a card played saying "don't speak ill of the dead" and the counter-play being "don't be a piece of shit while you're alive"
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Sean Aitchison @sean8urson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
updated for the modern times
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rome. @romewithadot.com · 05/07/2026
This kinda reiterates why physical media is so important. Because if all our history books become digital, they can change records of the truth on a whim.
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AmericanTruckSongs10 @ethangach.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"Everyone agrees this is a serious problem, but the ESA has repeatedly opposed the efforts of cultural heritage institutions to reform digital copy protection laws to make it easier to do this work."
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
God I didn't realize they were shutting down the PS3 and Vita stores too. Honestly, in our game availability study, we didn't even count PS3/Vita games as "available" because the stores were so broken that they barely worked. That's the long-term state of digital storefronts
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As the director of a historical video game preservation institution, and someone who has dedicated his entire adult life to this cause, this is accurate. We have attempted to work with the industry's trade organization to find a legal path forward, but they refuse to offer a meaningful alternative.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Someone actually crunched the numbers, and using GenAI can decrease reviews for indie game on Steam (a useful proxy stat for sales) by as much as *58%* 🤖
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AI in Games: The Impact On Sales
Explore how AI influences game success on Steam. This data-driven analysis uncovers the link between AI usage and sales performance, revealing whether AI-generated content in Steam games is impacting ...
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 08/06/2026
hey yall, what'd i miss?
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 04/04/2026
Today's stream has been moved to tomorrow 2PM EST so I can get things ready for family returning this week and getting my sleep sleep schedule in order. See you guys then!
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 02/04/2026
[🔴LIVE] Hey everyone, I won't be able to make it to stream but I've sent someone else in my place to take care of stream duties while I take care of freelance gigs! Please give our special guest & our first guest host a warm toasty welcome! LIVE NOW at twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 31/03/2026
Currently getting ready for stream in a few minutes but here’s your schedule for this week! This week starts with powerwash sim, then uh... Don’t worry about that on Wednesday 7PM EST; and Saturday’s more DMC1 at 3PM EST! See you soon at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 30/03/2026
My work ethic is at a collision course with my desire to play Marathon right now & I'm just staring at the Steam icon on my taskbar like:
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ConsumeProgeny @consumeprogeny.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Every single person I know and met has an element of their past they're not proud of, or learned or grew from. Everyone I know has thought and/or done something they today regret, or abhor. Anyone who believes otherwise of themselves is dangerously delusional at best, a dangerous liar at worst.
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Del @del.art · 26/03/2026
DEATH OF THE MIDDLE.
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 22/03/2026
Hey everyone, no streams this coming week as I've got a lot of projects, events, & errands with a shaky weekend ahead. Been a bit overwhelmed lately so I'm taking time to reset post Ramadan & take care of things. Thanks for your understanding; I'll see y'all when things level out a bit!
BallisticToaster's Stream Schedule for March 23rd to March 29th 2026:
NO STREAMS PLANNED.
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 22/03/2026
[🔴LIVE] We're back with more Devil May Cry 1! (granted i'm sliiiiightly late, but duty (aka freelance gigs) does have a bad habit of calling. In any case: We're live, and ready to throw hands with a rejected Resident Evil boss fight. twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"nobody taught us..." "we were always told..." "our media doesn't show us..." At one point you're an adult, responsible for what you consume, listen to, and believe. You are making choices every day. You could choose to be skeptical or curious. Information IS as available to you as it is to others.
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 19/03/2026
[🔴LIVE] Somewhere in the heavens, they are waiting. ...For me to start stream. Tonight we're playing Marathon 1994, but first we'll be talking about the 2026 extraction shooter reboot, my thoughts on it, & what led to me wanting to play the 1994 classic! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 18/03/2026
lol. lmao even
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 17/03/2026
[📅 SCHEDULE] This week, we're going back to 8PM streams (yay) & starting off with Marathon '94 tomorrow! I needed some time to actually do some research on Marathon 1 (that rabbit hole goes DEEP) & there's a lot to talk about. See y'all tomorrow at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
BallisticToaster's Stream Schedule for March 16th to March 22nd 2026:
Wed March 18th: Marathon 1994 (& my thoughts on Marathon 2026) -  8PM EST
Sat March 21st: Devil May Cry - 8PM EST
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 12/03/2026
I got my ass kicked by Phantom before ending stream last night, but between the game feel, art direction, and how Resident Evil coded it is, it's been a lot of fun! Really glad I went with the original PS2 version. Will definitely stream more of it next week. Next up: Marathon (1994) on Saturday.
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 12/03/2026
Still wanna play more of it but the best word to describe how it feels so far is "deliberate." Dante's strikes are heavier, enemies hit harder, & spacing matters, so you have to be efficient with combos, space enemies out properly, and know when to strike or you get destroyed.
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 12/03/2026
Some part of me finds it weirdly refreshing; games had yet to really coalesce toward a standard control layout at the time so something that feels this alien to me right from the jump (ba dum tss) is enough to get its hooks into me. Helps that DMC1 feels genuinely fun to play.
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 12/03/2026
I'm really enjoying Devil May Cry 1 (all 1hr 30mins I played between bitching about the Netflix anime & trying to get PCSX2 to recognize my controller lol) but the original control layout has wreaked all kinds of havoc on my muscle memory coming from DMC3-5. Even then: DMC1's GOATed.
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 12/03/2026
[🔴LIVE] Tonight, I'm playing a game I've been meaning to get to for a very long while now; the very first Devil May Cry game! Join me at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster to watch me go through it for the very first time. Live now!
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 11/03/2026
On the bright side, I did find a couple draft articles I might post when I clean them up! Gif kinda related. 👀
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 11/03/2026
"Your AI workspace" how about "lol no"
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 11/03/2026
Just logged into Notion for the first time in months to move things over to my Obsidian vaults. The sheer amount of AI features they've crammed into every orifice of the UI is only hastening that move.
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 11/03/2026
[📝NEW POST] This year at the Breadbox, we reflect on where I've been, what I'm up to, how I'm feeling, & what's next for BallisticToaster, the Breadbox, and this weird, crumby little project in 2026 & beyond. ballistictoaster.com/post/tyab2026/
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 09/03/2026
[📅SCHEDULE] Shorter this week this time around, but with one more stream than last week & with different games! I'm taking a break from Nioh 1 for a bit but I'm keeping it on rotation along with other stuff I wanna talk about at some point. Look forward to a blog post soon & I'll see you on stream!
BallisticToaster's Stream Schedule: Week of March 9th to March 15th 2026

Wednesday March 11th, 9PM EST - Devil May Cry 1
Saturday March 14th, 9PM EST - Marathon Classic

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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 07/03/2026
[🔴LIVE] It's been a VERY busy week to the point I couldn't put a schedule together, so why don't we chat for a bit as I figure out what to play for stream tonight? Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoa...
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 02/03/2026
[🔴LIVE] It's a lovely day to smack people in the back of the head with wrenches and bumblefuck my way into assassinations as Pog-liacci returns with dumb ways to die & even dumber ways to kill with even more debts to pay! Live at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 25/02/2026
[🔴LIVE] We're live with more Nioh! and no i totally didn't forget to post this two hours into stream what're you talking about. Anyway: twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 25/02/2026
[📅 SCHEDULE] A pretty stacked week ahead for the Breadbox with Nioh & Hitman on Twitch and more 2v8 shenanigans in the Breadbox Discord. See y'all tonight with more Nioh! (hopefully i'll remember the go live feature on Bluesky this time.)
Toaster's Stream Schedule

Feb 23rd - March 1st, 2025

Tuesday Feb 24th, 8PM EST  - Nioh
Friday Feb 27th,  8PM EST - Nioh

Wednesday Feb 25th, 8PM EST  - 2v8 Dead by Daylight Community Night
Saturday Feb 28th, 8PM EST - Hitman: The Return of POGliacci
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
DO NOT. I repeat, DO NOT give your personal ID to these sites because they're trying to push mass surveillance on every website and this really will be the death of the internet. NEVER. GIVE. THEM. YOUR. PERSONAL. ID.
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 22/02/2026
Tonight, we continue more of Nioh 1, joined by @leokrogue.bsky.social & @stormhowl.bsky.social as I try desperately hard to get Ki Pulses into my muscle memory (and show no mercy to any yokai that stand in my way like they're a player in another game)! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
continue to cancel your Discord Nitro and sending them feedback that Age Identification/giving discord or "3rd parties" our real ID is unacceptable. unless they say "we are not going to implement this policy", assume theyre just kicking the can down the road
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”
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Three hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discord’s age-verification software. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet.
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Aurora Hargrave 🐺🌌 @msapawcalypse.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I would never repost a means to keep your ID safe and to give the middle finger to a company ran by the grandson of Mosley. I would also never encourage you guys to spread the word of this method to fill Palantir's servers with Metaverse like avatars to do a bit of trolling (a lot of it) 😇
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 10/02/2026
I’m under the weather with a sore throat and congestion, so streams will not happen while I rest and recover. I’ll play it out by ear in case I feel better by Thursday or Friday, but otherwise no schedule for this week. Thanks for understanding! (Emote art credit: @saltyghostcrow.bsky.social )
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BallisticToaster 🍞 @ballistictoaster.com · 09/02/2026
I’m so bad at using this site that I completely forgot there’s a live status you can set on your profile whenever you stream. Whoops.
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