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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Green for sure
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
me easing it into reverse while doing 110 down the highway
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"What muscle group are you working today?" "Yeah"
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
trying to post sht too heavy for Bsky but it will let me paste this entire thing into the alt text
Guy who was exposed to an obscure piece of media at a young age and latched onto it and now conceptualizes all other media relative to it, you describe LotR and he says "Oh, so it's like The Fable of Dimble Greeble but the villain is to the east" and you have no fucking idea but he said it so nonchalantly that you go along with it and reply "Yeah, I guess" and repeated experiences like this have only reinforced his belief that all media is Dimble Greeble but slightly different and therefore slightly worse
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
For pussy-desperate men, Labubus are the current-day equivalent of "I'm a feminist"
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
My employees were real mad about me blocking e621 on the office router, so I added a small amount of work-approved yiff to the company website to keep morale up. Management is really a balancing act and I think I nailed this one. Not as hard as the nailing happening in these images though...
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Sex 3 Development Handed Off to Valve Software; Questions Arise About Release Timeline
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
taking bets on 20 of these vs. one Waffle House employee from the Hood
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Obama's election was the result of a steady decline in white people's usage of their secret power, "salads" containing everything but normal salad ingredients. Watergate salad got Nixon elected, and the only green thing in that is the dye
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Family Guy cutaway gag where Peter says "This is worse than the time I crapped my pants" and it cuts to like 5 seconds earlier in the same scene
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A noncommittal buttfucking
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sixty-ninth like 😎
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
At gay conversion camps they should have them fuck femboys as a baby step toward heterosexuality
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
How much do I have to pay for uncensored feet
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
can you imagine what a disaster a peanut butter pipe malfunction would be. like, the amount of pressure needed to make peanut butter flow like that
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
"There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off" (x2) "There's a dozen on my cousin, I can hear the bastards buzzin" Really speaks to a time when family meant something. Nowadays nobody bothers to insinuate their cousin could use a handie too
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
swordsmen fear the superior halberd
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
To know is to experience such concentrated despair
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Not now, son; Daddy’s about to hit a server record on bhop_badges
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
My Weltanschauung has been killer ever since I convinced myself gnomes exist
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
He was a Waffle House boy She was an IHOP girl
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
The height of customer service is having the paper towel dispenser adjusted so it actually gives you enough to dry your hands in one go
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Only 9 off…
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 28/09/2024
i’m just a simple man two eyes a nose a mouth couple arms and legs and the most bloated disgusting set of testicles this side of a pachyderm
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
They say the truth will set you free, but the truth about the sex gnomes is more akin to a ball and chain around both ankles
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Loaded baked potato but the baked potato is my nutsack and the load is, well, let’s just say…
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
when she's riding you and every time she goes down there's a loud crack in both her knees 🔩 💦💦💦
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
I want to go on an early midlife crisis, but I don't have the money for it
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
Good lord, the lack of cropping
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Left, but maybe I'm biased because I like the shape more
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
I need my pintle gudgeoned on crazy-style
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
For example I notice you typically go with the focus character in the middle, which makes sense because commissioners typically want that, but if you’re ever drawing just for practice, it could be fun to break away and play with different arrangements/view angles
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
It feels like Loona’s butt angles more toward the viewer than the rest of her body would allow, but that’s pretty minor. Overall these are great, so I would just recommend continuing to challenge yourself with different compositions and perspectives
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
what my asshole be lookin like after ordering spice level 5 on the lamb vindaloo
burnt-out electrical socket with charring on wall above and burnt, melted plastic dripping down
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Straight men: I want you to look me dead in the eyes and TRY to tell me you don’t want at least a little sip of your woman’s breast milk. I want you to lie to my face.
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
“Beating/jacking/jerking off” implies that the ultimate goal is complete penile detachment and takeoff into a low earth orbit. Question is, do the balls go with? Like a staged rocket, do they detach when depleted?
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Bugs bunny rule 34 wasn’t on my bingo card for today but I’m not upset about it
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
The way you do faces is captivating
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Love this character design
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
The boss has been a lot happier with our performance ever since we quietly reworded the counter to “Accidents since last day”
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Attention passengers: would someone qualified in flying a plane please report to the cockpit. Our pilot ate the fish and our copilot is about to take his contractually-mandated masturbation break
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
Caught my son adjusting the thermostat. YOWZA!!! The funeral will be next Tuesday.
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
NVidia offered me 50k to scream the N word on stream while using an AMD card
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
Skydiver lands bootyhole-first on a telephone pole, divorces wife to live as a gay sex monk
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
Emergency Alert: Aliens have come to smoke all our crack
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
lost my boner cuz she was going too passionate on it, told her I want my suck disinterested and rushed
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
I've started wearing a sundial on my wrist, taking zero care to line it up when I "check" it, always concluding it's "time for you to suck me"
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
milspec fleshlight
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Strolling into a truck stop at 0400 hours and speaking Martian to the clerk
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Ballflap @ballflap.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
/r/twosentencehorror submitted by /u/phantom_phinger “I was home alone when I stuck both hands in my ass…" "... but I distinctly felt eleven fingers."
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