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The Bald Marketer

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I am Laura Cole - the Owner and Founder of Laura Cole Creative, a Design & IT Consultancy Firm based in Charlotte, NC.

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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
So who are these American citizens that MAGA scum are so eager to deport? I’ve got a few guesses.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The most dangerous opinion in America right now is, “he can’t do that - it’s unconstitutional.”
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I just wrote a new poem. It’s very modern. I told you so. I said it would happen. I literally called it. I remember warning everyone. I had a feeling. I saw it coming. I knew he’d do this. Over and over again… I told you. ~ Laura Cole
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
When someone at work wants to ask me a question from now on, I’m reciting the Miranda Rights. Sounds like fun.
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Kamala Harris warned us many times that we would have a recession by the middle of the year…
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m very upset that the price of penguins is about to go up. #tariffs
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Wondering where all the Brand pranks are today and I’m thinking they want us to have a break from foolishness this year.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I think this year on my tax return, in the income line, I’ll just type in “I don’t recall.”
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It is one thing to get your face eaten by a leopard, it’s a whole other thing to applaud him for doing so.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
So this happened. Please share your thoughts. I have so many. #META
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You could ski down this hill.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Did Trumph seriously refer to the drop in Tesla sales as far left “illegal boycotts”?
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I like to play a game these days. It’s called, “look at my stocks and cry.”
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If I hear, “he wouldn’t lie to us” or “tell me one time when he lied” - I swear…
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a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .
ALT: a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Today in “You Can’t Make This 💩Up”.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
After hearing Zelensky handle himself so well even while speaking a 2nd language, I’m reminded of the arrogance of every American leader that has gone to a foreign country and forced English as the language.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Anybody else flying the “coup” anytime soon? #expat #movingout
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Y’all - this is too funny. I can’t make this up. Unfortunately, she deleted her comment before I could reply. 🤦‍♀️ For reference, I referred to a non-elected leader as a Nazi. 😂😂😂 #canthidestupid
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I never realized that I was friends with so many billionaires. They just live so modestly. #stupidMAGA #corporatepolitics
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I wrote this one at 15. Maybe it encourages you as we fight the good fight. #poetry Halfway down the road I just couldn’t go on With the words, “I give up” On the tip of my tongue The race seemed to grow longer Much harder to run I looked behind me to find I had only just begun - Laura Carr Cole
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Tell me again about how women are too emotional to be in leadership…
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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LET THIS RADICALIZE
YOU RATHER THAN LEAD YOU TO DESPAIR
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Since they can’t critically think - I’m going back to the classics.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I am trying to learn European Portuguese. I also have ADHD. This is going to be a wild ride.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
@terawooten.bsky.social Make that first post a doozie! I’m waiting…
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I need to create a text replacement in my phone for ITYS. This way I don’t have to type “I told you so” out every time.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Trump sees the church as a cash cow. What will they think when he decides to tax it?
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
All those Executive Orders but still no Epstein List.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Very soon, I feel like we will be seeing “The Left Remembers” memes everywhere. You heard it here first. 😂
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I’m reminded of a scripture this evening as I look over the news. “Jesus Wept.”
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Everybody using Bluesky to talk about politics and I’m over here flirting with my husband in private messages. @sustainableeng.bsky.social 😂
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ok! Last post of the night. Meet our pack - Houndstooth, Luna, & Coco. #dogs
2 doodles and a chihuahua
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
“I have no Grace left to give - only fight remains.” - Laura Cole, Founder of Laura Cole Creative and hobby Poet.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 20/01/2025
Back on the grind tomorrow
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God @thegodshow.com · 20/01/2025
Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
@skylight.social I am so excited! I held back on using TT for business because I knew what was coming. I’ll be all in when you launch.
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👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Welcome to the class of Gaslighting 101. Take notes, it's a four-year course.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
In other news - I’m pretty sure my chihuahua mix is at least 20% cat.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I started drinking at 3pm today. No - it wasn’t celebratory. Definition for MAGA - this means I wasn’t celebrating.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I just ordered 17 banned books from thrift stores. My grandchildren will know what this generation doesn’t want them to know.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A man, who has never once in his life put the need of others ahead of his own, cannot be expected to understand why we would. We have to press on knowing this about the ones we are fighting against.
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I will read, I will research, I will stay informed, and I will try to educate, but I will also do my best to avoid hearing his voice or seeing his face for the next four years. My pledge to myself.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Before/After - a Dining Room makeover. #SnoopIsCancelled #SnoopIsPoop
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’m off TikTok. I’m off Instagram. I’m off Threads. I’m transitioning off Facebook. Where do I go for the FB/IG/TT experience?
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
When dumbing down my FB account I discovered that both Temu and SHEIN have Meta ad accounts and I was on their list. So… FB is selling my info to China? Where’s the trial and ban? We all know the answer.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
MAGA says there are conditions for them to allow aid to California. How about they pull their tax $$$? They can use that to rebuild. Ugh…
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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