The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025So who are these American citizens that MAGA scum are so eager to deport? I’ve got a few guesses. 020
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 04/05/2025The most dangerous opinion in America right now is, “he can’t do that - it’s unconstitutional.” 020
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I just wrote a new poem. It’s very modern. I told you so. I said it would happen. I literally called it. I remember warning everyone. I had a feeling. I saw it coming. I knew he’d do this. Over and over again… I told you. ~ Laura Cole 020
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025When someone at work wants to ask me a question from now on, I’m reciting the Miranda Rights. Sounds like fun. 000
Reposted by The Bald MarketerMickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Kamala Harris warned us many times that we would have a recession by the middle of the year… 1053898823
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I’m very upset that the price of penguins is about to go up. #tariffs 040
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Wondering where all the Brand pranks are today and I’m thinking they want us to have a break from foolishness this year. 000
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I think this year on my tax return, in the income line, I’ll just type in “I don’t recall.” 020
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025It is one thing to get your face eaten by a leopard, it’s a whole other thing to applaud him for doing so. 010
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025So this happened. Please share your thoughts. I have so many. #META 010
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Did Trumph seriously refer to the drop in Tesla sales as far left “illegal boycotts”? 020
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I like to play a game these days. It’s called, “look at my stocks and cry.” 000
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025If I hear, “he wouldn’t lie to us” or “tell me one time when he lied” - I swear…media.tenor.coma little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .ALT: a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush . 010
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/03/2025After hearing Zelensky handle himself so well even while speaking a 2nd language, I’m reminded of the arrogance of every American leader that has gone to a foreign country and forced English as the language. 010
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Anybody else flying the “coup” anytime soon? #expat #movingout 150
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Y’all - this is too funny. I can’t make this up. Unfortunately, she deleted her comment before I could reply. 🤦♀️ For reference, I referred to a non-elected leader as a Nazi. 😂😂😂 #canthidestupid 010
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I never realized that I was friends with so many billionaires. They just live so modestly. #stupidMAGA #corporatepolitics 130
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I wrote this one at 15. Maybe it encourages you as we fight the good fight. #poetry Halfway down the road I just couldn’t go on With the words, “I give up” On the tip of my tongue The race seemed to grow longer Much harder to run I looked behind me to find I had only just begun - Laura Carr Cole 000
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Tell me again about how women are too emotional to be in leadership… 110
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Since they can’t critically think - I’m going back to the classics. 000
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I am trying to learn European Portuguese. I also have ADHD. This is going to be a wild ride. 130
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025@terawooten.bsky.social Make that first post a doozie! I’m waiting… 110
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I need to create a text replacement in my phone for ITYS. This way I don’t have to type “I told you so” out every time. 000
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Trump sees the church as a cash cow. What will they think when he decides to tax it? 000
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025All those Executive Orders but still no Epstein List. 000
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Very soon, I feel like we will be seeing “The Left Remembers” memes everywhere. You heard it here first. 😂 020
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I’m reminded of a scripture this evening as I look over the news. “Jesus Wept.” 000
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Everybody using Bluesky to talk about politics and I’m over here flirting with my husband in private messages. @sustainableeng.bsky.social 😂 020
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Ok! Last post of the night. Meet our pack - Houndstooth, Luna, & Coco. #dogs 140
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025“I have no Grace left to give - only fight remains.” - Laura Cole, Founder of Laura Cole Creative and hobby Poet. 010
Reposted by The Bald MarketerThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 20/01/2025Back on the grind tomorrow 246329885804
Reposted by The Bald MarketerGod @thegodshow.com · 20/01/2025Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president. 1085469505186
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025@skylight.social I am so excited! I held back on using TT for business because I knew what was coming. I’ll be all in when you launch. 000
Reposted by The Bald Marketer👑Typo Queen👑 @angie4hope.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Welcome to the class of Gaslighting 101. Take notes, it's a four-year course. 225143801516
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025In other news - I’m pretty sure my chihuahua mix is at least 20% cat. 030
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I started drinking at 3pm today. No - it wasn’t celebratory. Definition for MAGA - this means I wasn’t celebrating. 010
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I just ordered 17 banned books from thrift stores. My grandchildren will know what this generation doesn’t want them to know. 010
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025A man, who has never once in his life put the need of others ahead of his own, cannot be expected to understand why we would. We have to press on knowing this about the ones we are fighting against. 020
Reposted by The Bald MarketerKD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I will read, I will research, I will stay informed, and I will try to educate, but I will also do my best to avoid hearing his voice or seeing his face for the next four years. My pledge to myself. 1632692358
Reposted by The Bald MarketerRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets. 830297089654
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Before/After - a Dining Room makeover. #SnoopIsCancelled #SnoopIsPoop 000
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I’m off TikTok. I’m off Instagram. I’m off Threads. I’m transitioning off Facebook. Where do I go for the FB/IG/TT experience? 020
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 18/01/2025When dumbing down my FB account I discovered that both Temu and SHEIN have Meta ad accounts and I was on their list. So… FB is selling my info to China? Where’s the trial and ban? We all know the answer. 120
The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025MAGA says there are conditions for them to allow aid to California. How about they pull their tax $$$? They can use that to rebuild. Ugh… 010