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The Bald Marketer

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I am Laura Cole - the Owner and Founder of Laura Cole Creative, a Design & IT Consultancy Firm based in Charlotte, NC.

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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
God is also not anywhere in MAGA.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This is so stupid! So a Biblical film should be filmed in Idaho? 🤦‍♀️ This will also make US films more expensive because of the production cost.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
So who are these American citizens that MAGA scum are so eager to deport? I’ve got a few guesses.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The most dangerous opinion in America right now is, “he can’t do that - it’s unconstitutional.”
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I just wrote a new poem. It’s very modern. I told you so. I said it would happen. I literally called it. I remember warning everyone. I had a feeling. I saw it coming. I knew he’d do this. Over and over again… I told you. ~ Laura Cole
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
When someone at work wants to ask me a question from now on, I’m reciting the Miranda Rights. Sounds like fun.
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Kamala Harris warned us many times that we would have a recession by the middle of the year…
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m very upset that the price of penguins is about to go up. #tariffs
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Wondering where all the Brand pranks are today and I’m thinking they want us to have a break from foolishness this year.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I think this year on my tax return, in the income line, I’ll just type in “I don’t recall.”
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It is one thing to get your face eaten by a leopard, it’s a whole other thing to applaud him for doing so.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
And there it is. I’ve been saying this was coming. We won’t be able to travel to certain countries before too long. Get out while you can.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This isn’t the flex they think it is.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
So this happened. Please share your thoughts. I have so many. #META
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You could ski down this hill.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Did Trumph seriously refer to the drop in Tesla sales as far left “illegal boycotts”?
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I like to play a game these days. It’s called, “look at my stocks and cry.”
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It has changed. I was there when my Mom took her last breath and it was like the oxygen left the room. I could physically feel her absence. I wasn’t prepared for that. As far as after, I thought I knew back then but now I don’t. Live life as if this is Heaven.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If I hear, “he wouldn’t lie to us” or “tell me one time when he lied” - I swear…
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a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .
ALT: a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Today in “You Can’t Make This 💩Up”.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
After hearing Zelensky handle himself so well even while speaking a 2nd language, I’m reminded of the arrogance of every American leader that has gone to a foreign country and forced English as the language.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Where’s all the suit decorum when EM is there in a T-shirt and black MAGA hat?
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Yet puppet master Musk wears t-shirts and baseball caps. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Anybody else flying the “coup” anytime soon? #expat #movingout
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Y’all - this is too funny. I can’t make this up. Unfortunately, she deleted her comment before I could reply. 🤦‍♀️ For reference, I referred to a non-elected leader as a Nazi. 😂😂😂 #canthidestupid
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I never realized that I was friends with so many billionaires. They just live so modestly. #stupidMAGA #corporatepolitics
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Maybe he is on his period.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I wrote this one at 15. Maybe it encourages you as we fight the good fight. #poetry Halfway down the road I just couldn’t go on With the words, “I give up” On the tip of my tongue The race seemed to grow longer Much harder to run I looked behind me to find I had only just begun - Laura Carr Cole
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Tell me again about how women are too emotional to be in leadership…
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
DEI caused me to injure my toe the other day when i was alone in my office.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
WTAF???
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Read the room next time dogg.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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LET THIS RADICALIZE
YOU RATHER THAN LEAD YOU TO DESPAIR
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Since they can’t critically think - I’m going back to the classics.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I am trying to learn European Portuguese. I also have ADHD. This is going to be a wild ride.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
@terawooten.bsky.social Make that first post a doozie! I’m waiting…
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I need to create a text replacement in my phone for ITYS. This way I don’t have to type “I told you so” out every time.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Because we are in the beginnings of another pandemic and he doesn’t want to deal with it.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Trump sees the church as a cash cow. What will they think when he decides to tax it?
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
All those Executive Orders but still no Epstein List.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Very soon, I feel like we will be seeing “The Left Remembers” memes everywhere. You heard it here first. 😂
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I’m reminded of a scripture this evening as I look over the news. “Jesus Wept.”
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Everybody using Bluesky to talk about politics and I’m over here flirting with my husband in private messages. @sustainableeng.bsky.social 😂
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Did JP just tell his wife to stop nodding in agreement?
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I don’t even have the words for this.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ok! Last post of the night. Meet our pack - Houndstooth, Luna, & Coco. #dogs
2 doodles and a chihuahua
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The Doodle grin. Our’s is missing a front tooth too and it cracks us up. Lol
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Thanks for the advice!
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
“I have no Grace left to give - only fight remains.” - Laura Cole, Founder of Laura Cole Creative and hobby Poet.
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The Bald Marketer @baldmarketer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This definitely deserves a follow. I’ll keep this in mind.
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