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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 16/09/2026

They’re using Ai at THE JOB CENTRE.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 26/08/2026

The older I get, the more I believe time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 26/08/2026

I'm listening to interviews with each of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young individually and then splicing them together in my mind to create a plausible timeline of events and it's not going well but that's fine because what is time, anyway?

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DeaconBiker aka Sally 📎🕷🇺🇦🇪🇺 @deaconbiker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP Dolly Parton, a truly kind and inspiring person, that did so much good. If you've not listened to this audio series on her, I recommend it. She was truly great. open.spotify.com/show/0dfJjJy...

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Dolly Parton's America

Podcast · WNYC Studios & OSM Audio · In this intensely divided moment, one of the few things everyone still seems to agree on is Dolly Parton—but why? That simple question leads to a deeply personal, ...

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was a brilliant, brilliant human being.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 22/08/2026

Post a picture that should be an album cover.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 21/08/2026

Three men drawn from photos of the Florida State Fair. Fountain pen and carbon ink on watercolour paper.

Hand-drawn black ink sketch of three expressive men closely grouped together, each wearing distinctive headwear. The central bearded figure wears glasses and a baseball cap, flanked by a man in a wide-brimmed hat and another with long swept-back hair. Detailed cross-hatching and loose pen lines create strong shadows, texture and character.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 21/08/2026

If I was Harry and Meghan I wouldn’t be able to resist washing up on the Dover coast in a small boat. Just for a laugh.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 19/08/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social There's still half an hour to pivot to "Have you ever fallen down a well?"

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 16/08/2026

Imagine covering Kitty Wells and equalling the greatness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDh...

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Sierra Ferrell - If I Was a Bottle (Kitty Wells)

YouTube video by Sierra Ferrell

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 15/08/2026

One day off the point-scoring is obviously asking too much. So many points up for grabs.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 09/08/2026

I know everyone is worried about Artificial Intelligence eventually killing all of humanity but I just asked Alexa to play Hank Williams and it played Hank Williams Junior and in a way that’s worse

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 09/08/2026

I’ve got some pretty hot and controversial takes about Alley Cats, let me tell you. And I’ll be releasing them vicariously through badly animated cartoon animals.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 05/08/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Can't see any problem at all with having jail sentences effectively decided by The Sun.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 02/08/2026

Everyone is arguing about Covid again.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

@balconyshirts.co.uk - if you're looking to do a video I think I might manage the voiceover. #BinDayIsComing

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 01/08/2026

I’ve started dressing up as Mrs Doubtfire so I can water the garden with a hose.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 01/08/2026

Ah, thanks Jeff! What a great pic!

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 24/07/2026

Manchester this, Manchester that.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 24/07/2026

I’ve just seen how many rip offs of our design there are available including an Amazon seller who has actually called themselves “Official Count Binface”. The size of the cojones to do that! You have to respect it.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 22/07/2026

We designed the official T-shirt for Count Binface’s campaign in Clacton. He’s very generously donating 50% of his proceeds to the homeless charity Shelter. If you’d like one, we are going as fast as we can, available at Binfaceshop.co.uk

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 08/07/2026

It's going to be funny watching Farage run a "Me against the establishment" campaign in Clacton when the "establishment" will be represented by a bin.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 03/07/2026

Listen, we will be opening as normal at 9am on Monday but can we all agree that no one calls, emails or comes in the shop before, say, 11am? Thanks!

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 30/06/2026

Doctor Congo is my rap name.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 27/06/2026

I think I have a very vague memory of this!

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 27/06/2026

It was more a warning to others.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 27/06/2026

Fella in a wheelchair in Lidl couldn’t reach the eggs so I passed some, he opened it and said “I don’t like the white ones, any brown ones?” so I opened 3 boxes, all white. “Can you keep looking?” so I opened every box of eggs on the shelf. All white. So he took the white ones

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 27/06/2026

I don’t know enough about drumming to have a particularly strong opinion but I do love his parts and they fit the songs perfectly.

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 27/06/2026

Yeah I’m just reading about this now. I knew none of the Beatles said it but I didn’t know it came from Jasper Carrot! What a legacy!

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 27/06/2026

I talk to people about music a lot and have done for my entire life and I’ve never spoken to anyone, ever, who thinks Ringo is a bad drummer, so where does the “Everyone thinks Ringo is a bad drummer” narrative come from?

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 26/06/2026