John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025#balatro, who's your favorite legendary joker and why? 120
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Oh im balatring it...... Yes im balating my ro..... Oh yeah im balatroing it........ Its balating me ro as we speak....... Oh yeah balatro 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Jimbo is my brother. Haven't talked to him in a while since the incident. 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025One day there will be a pit in hell as deep as your blasphemies, large enough to fit your rotten corpse, steep enough to trap you there for all eternity. 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Apparently R/balatro is homophobic.......... As John Balatro, i have effectively excommunicated the balatro mods responsible for this tomfoolery. They can no longer balat they ro EVER. 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025It is i, John Balatro, the man who balat the ro 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025@localthunk.bsky.social when are you adding this 020
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Notice how Canio isn't on the list www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/... #Balatroreddit.comFrom the balatro community on Reddit: Update: These are currently the top 10 jokers as rated by the community; see the full ranking and submit your own from the links in the replies!Explore this post and more from the balatro community 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 11/03/2025They call me the foil runner how i foil my chance with the bad bitches then run away with 50 chips John Balatro 021
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The ultimate goal of #Balatro is not to unlock Completionist++, nor is it to get naneinf. The goal is to play the game in real life. www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/...reddit.comFrom the balatro community on Reddit: I drew all the jokers, tarot cards, enhanced cards and even regular cardsExplore this post and more from the balatro community 030
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 23/02/2025#balatro bros, my name is John Balatro, and i am conducting a survey. Which one are yall picking? 110
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025@playbalatro.com JUST REFERENCED ME, JOHN BALATRO. THANK YOU SO MUCH THE #balatro 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2025My name is John. I balat the ro. It was difficult to get to ante 8. But unfortunately, something went so wrong And now all i can do is sing this stupid song! My name is John (Balatro, Balatro, Balatro) John #balatro 061
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2025#balatro people i forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Balatro. I balat my ro till ante 8. I fucking hate canio. Please follow me if you love Balatro. 130
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Ohhhhhh..... Ugh....... Been up balating my ro for days.... Hashtag Balatro #balatro 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Happy Valentine's day yall, i hope you and your significant other be up balating they ro today! John Balatro 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/02/2025My dumbass just got sixth sense with only 2 sixes on the deck on ante 6 this is a generational demonic curse fumble yall 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I have beaten black deck. I am getting closer to your house. 010
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Why are they only taking non face cards on this bus man what kind of BULLSHITERRY is this 020
Reposted by John BalatroHidakka @hidakka.bsky.social · 08/02/2025the way i instinctivelly went for the weel of fortune witough having any jokers... 3151
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I just beat green deck. May god save your souls. 010
Reposted by John Balatrovictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 08/02/2025 518713
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I need this planet card to level up my straight cuh 000
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 07/02/2025@kendricklamar.bsky.social i heard you'll be playing at the super bowl are you gonna be playing the balatro theme 020
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I was doing 90 on a 60 lane so i got stopped by police and i thought "ok just be cool" and then this fucker shows up 120
John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Posting my balatro run till i die. Full house is a good choice 110
Reposted by John BalatroAvzinElkein @avzinelkein.bsky.social · 29/01/2025media.tenor.coma person is holding a tarot card that says wheel of fortune on itALT: a person is holding a tarot card that says wheel of fortune on it 1181
