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John Balatro

@balatrojohn.bsky.social
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She balat on my ro till i ante 8 Number ONE Balatro lover.

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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Yes
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
#balatro, who's your favorite legendary joker and why?
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Oh im balatring it...... Yes im balating my ro..... Oh yeah im balatroing it........ Its balating me ro as we speak....... Oh yeah balatro
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Idk
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Great! Now play it in real life.
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Would
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Jimbo is my brother. Haven't talked to him in a while since the incident.
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Yeah...... Im in the new movie #balatro
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Thanks
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
He fucked my wife.
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Yes
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This the shit that Canio does to good people
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Fuck Canio
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
One day there will be a pit in hell as deep as your blasphemies, large enough to fit your rotten corpse, steep enough to trap you there for all eternity.
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The mods cant balat they ro anymore. I have decreed it.
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Do you mind if i steal this thanks
When Blind is selected, gain +3 Hands and lose all discards
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Skill issue
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
You summoned me?
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
No
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
New Balatro joker
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
ALEEB Keep opening arcana packs
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Oil up Jimbo
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
You dont.
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Apparently R/balatro is homophobic.......... As John Balatro, i have effectively excommunicated the balatro mods responsible for this tomfoolery. They can no longer balat they ro EVER.
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
It is i, John Balatro, the man who balat the ro
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
aw HELL nah Canio CANNOT be on S tier
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Are those tarot cards????
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Hey, my hands are washed pal
All Flushes and Straights can be made with 4 cards
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It is. It speaks to me every 3 antes. John Balatro
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Congratulations! the game isn't over yet.
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
@localthunk.bsky.social when are you adding this
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
What the FUCK is Balatro plus
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Notice how Canio isn't on the list www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/... #Balatro
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From the balatro community on Reddit: Update: These are currently the top 10 jokers as rated by the community; see the full ranking and submit your own from the links in the replies!
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Dan is going to shoot an orange man with a bullet made from the blood of Mario's brother thats crazy
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
No i am John Balatro
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
You should play Balatro
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
They call me the foil runner how i foil my chance with the bad bitches then run away with 50 chips John Balatro
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Boo stream Balatro you clown
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The ultimate goal of #Balatro is not to unlock Completionist++, nor is it to get naneinf. The goal is to play the game in real life. www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/...
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Yes
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
What is going on in America
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
HOLY SHIT I JUST BEAT BLUE STAKE ON #balatro
2 stencil jokers..
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Personally, I-
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a person is holding a tarot card that says wheel of fortune on it
ALT: a person is holding a tarot card that says wheel of fortune on it
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
#balatro bros, my name is John Balatro, and i am conducting a survey. Which one are yall picking?
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
@playbalatro.com JUST REFERENCED ME, JOHN BALATRO. THANK YOU SO MUCH THE #balatro
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
69th post
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Hate.
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John Balatro @balatrojohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I love you localthunk
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