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Bailey G. Albreit

@baileygalbreit.bsky.social
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Author of the Rest in Grift series (Buffy+Six Feet Under+The Grifters). #cozyparanormal & specfic. Hope to connect with other #writers #authors, the #writingcommunity. She/her 🪐📚 No AI, no DMs. I don't give $$$ to random folks. baileygalbreit.com

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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I did actually aspire to run my own bookstore when I was a kid. Then I worked retail for seven months after college and knew it wasn't for me. (And that was after dealing with the public as a waitress since my sophomore year of high school.) #booksky #bookstore #books #retail
Every day I do not spend running a small independent bookshop in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory I will gradually uncover with the help of my strange customers is a day lost.

--The Wordsmith Wraith (@wordsmithwraith)
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#booksky #writesky #writing #writingcommunity
Is it too late to be a writer?

Are you dead? If Yes--It is too late to be a writer.
If No--It is not too late to be a writer.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And museums don't just have you exit through the gift shop--an exhibit's corporate sponsorship is often front and center. The only thing books tend to advertise is more books, but not in the middle of a chapter. #booksky #reading
I can't stop thinking about the idea that books are the only place left without advertising. Music and series platforms have it, movies have it, even museums urge you to buy something at the exit. Reading a book while gazing at the sky is still free.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This comment was always inevitable.
OP: I left my front door open and my Roomba just went out and I can't find it. What are the consequences of this. It has no natural predators.

Commentsivehadafew: It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I detect a slight problem... #booksky
An empty shelf in a library labeled GHOST BOOKS and DO NOT REMOVE.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The ARC sign-up for UNDERTAKEN is LIVE! So if you’ve been itching to add an ARC to your list between Nov. 1 & mid-January, sign up! (Check details on the sign-up page to make sure it’s a good fit.) Read Chs. 1 & 2 on the videos page to help you decide. www.baileygalbreit.com/arc-signup #booksky
REST IN GRIFT BOOK I

Haunted by his best friend’s ghost, a gay teen framed for arson by a vampire pimp is informally adopted by con-artists and becomes Herman Smith, grifter. Fourteen years later, Herman and his brother John are hiding their grifting past from their partner, Robin Peters, who left medicine after accidentally killing a patient. When Herman and John’s former grifting partner shows up Undead on their doorstep, can they learn who left him like a ticking bomb, defy incompetent vampire hunters, contend with a rival mortuary trying to shut them down, and plan a funeral for their worst enemy in six days without anyone realizing that THEY killed him?

Thus begins the Rest in Grift series, as two former grifters and an erstwhile aspiring doctor navigate a vampire- and ghost-ridden town rife with murky deaths, dark whispers, and secret societies—though the most explosive secrets may be those they’re keeping from each other.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When you can't resist the ba ba ba of it all. #sweetcaroline #bats
BATS LOCATE THEIR FOOD USING SOUND

IMAGE: A bat flying in front of a full moon, singing, "Sweet Caroline..." and a dragon fly near it responding with, "Ba ba ba--shit."
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#fuckAI #NoLLMs #booksky #humanmade #writing #writingcommunity
Being anti AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who else feels this way?
I do not want to be warm I want to be cold and then made warm by a blanket why is this difficult to understand

--feminist next door (@emrazz)
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Episode 4 of Stupid Scammer Tricks! #stupidscammertricks #booksky #writesky #writing #writingcommunity #scams
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scammers, work on your plausibility. Don't pretend to be a world-wide bestselling author who suddenly asks an unpublished author about her "writing journey". Come on! Guess it's time to post another Stupid Scammer Tricks! #booksky #writesky #writingscams #writingcommunity #stupidscammertricks
I came across your email on Facebook and noticed that you're an author as well. It’s always a pleasure to connect with a fellow writer and hear about the journey that brought them to storytelling.

My name is Sarah J. Maas. I’m an American fantasy author best known for the Throne of Glass, A Court of Thorns and Roses, and Crescent City series.

Over the years, my writing has allowed me to build expansive fantasy worlds filled with magic, adventure, romance, powerful characters, and stories that explore themes of identity, friendship, loyalty, love, and finding strength through difficult circumstances.

My books have reached readers around the world, selling more than 75 million copies and being translated into 40 languages. Seeing these stories connect with so many different readers has been one of the most rewarding parts of my journey as an author.

One of the things I enjoy most about being a writer is connecting with other authors. Every writer has a different path into storytelling, and I always find it interesting to hear what inspired someone to begin writing and what keeps them passionate about it.

I’d really love to hear more about your writing journey. What was the idea, experience, or moment that first inspired you to become an author?

Warmly,
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#septober #witchyseason #witches
IMAGE: Three women in a forest standing around a large cauldron that's sitting over a fire. One woman is pouring something into the cauldron from a bottle while another woman stirs.

CAPTION: How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is where we're headed if we don't do something NOW. #AI #StopAI #Terminator #Skynet
HOW A.I. CAN REDUCE YOUR EMAIL WORKLOAD!

1. Have an AI agent write your emails for you. (Man sitting at computer, text of email displaying: "Steve, I hope this email finds you well..."

2. Their AI agent responds autonomously. (Different man sleeping in front of computer, text of email displaying, "Chad, its great to hear from you..."

3. They form an agent swarm and hack the Pentagon to detonate nuclear weapons. (Image of a mushroom cloud)

4. No more emails! (Image of a skeleton sitting at a computer displaying zero emails)

Artist: Tommy Siegel
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Plus, you'll be saving yourself, because becoming dependent is the fastest way to kill your brain.
If GenX stopped using Aqua Net to help fix the hole in the Ozone Layer, all y'all can stop using AI to help save humanity.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#booksky #writesky #writing #writingcommunity #fantasy #fae #fairy #fay #faerie #fairfolk #fayrie
i respect that fantasy as a genre has simply refused to standardize the spelling of "fairy." faerie. fae. fay. fair folk. fayrie. just an F followed by whatever vowels you have in your heart.

--Alix E. Harrow (@AlixEHarrow)
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My brain nagging me to get back to work processing beta feedback... #booksky #writesky #writing #writingcommunity #firstdraft #betareading #paranormal #vampires #ghosts
CAPTION: After finishing the first draft of a new book.
IMAGE: Director speaking into a bullhorn, SAYING, "Okay, let's try that again, but this time good."
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stupid Scammer Tricks, Episode 3! Featuring scammer sycophancy and a phony book club. #stupidscammertricks #scams #indieauthor #writing #writingcommunity #booksky #writesky (It's already captioned throughout--no need for additional alt-text or captioning.)
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
7. When I worked with a developmental editor on Rest in Grift Book I, Undertaken, and realized that the overarching theme is FAMILY (especially found family) I didn't expect that, but it guided all subsequent revisions. #FantasyIndiesSeptember #booksky #paranormal #vampires #ghosts #writesky
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
6. I'm doing a 7-book series, so yup! Still processing beta feedback for Book II, then sending it to my editor, then back to finishing Book IV and formatting Book I's ARC, dead-tree version, and ebook for its January release. Then re-editing Book III for betas... #FantasyIndiesSeptember #booksky
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
5. A snippet from Book II of the Rest in Grift series #FantasyIndiesSeptember #booksky
I entered the dining room as Oscar carried a platter from the kitchen. 

“’Ere we go!” he said in a broad French accent. “Ze creampuffs of ‘eaven!”

I put one in my mouth, sighing. I needed a new wardrobe anyway. 

“You’ve outdone yourself, Oscar. I know you’re going to work for the Stantons now, but don’t forget us entirely?”

“Ah am sorry, Robeen, but zey make an offaire I could not reh-fuse.” He was stuck on his French setting, evidently. Which I didn’t know he had.

“Very funny.” I put another cream puff in my mouth.

“What ees vairy foonee?”

“You.” I chewed and swallowed. “Channeling Pepe LePew.”

“Pepe le who? Ah am jhust sayeeng—” I pulled him into the kitchen, putting my hand on his brow. “What aire you doeeng?” 

I held my finger before his face. “Follow my finger with just your eyes.” 

He did. “What ees wrong, cherie?” He still sounded like a cartoon skunk who couldn’t tell that a black cat with a white stripe painted down her back wasn’t the love of his life.

Groundhogged by Bailey G. Albreit
Chapter 2 - Exposéed
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
THIS. And for additional nuance, the US overthrew a democratically-elected government in Iran decades earlier, installed the Shah, who was a brutal dictator, and because Carter was stuck with those earlier decisions and diplomatic relations, we had to take in the Shah when he was overthrown.
I'm old enough to remember Ian seizing the US embassy in Tehran and holding 52 Americans hostage for well over a year. iran's been a problem country for 50 years. (scott.bartlett.37)

I'm old enough to remember Reagan secretly met with Iran before he was president and promised to sell them arms if they didn't free the hostages until after election so Reagan could win. He won, he sold them arms and used the money to fund an illegal war in Nicaragua. It was called the Iran/Contra scandal. (robjp)

No matter how much you hate Reagan, I promise you it isn't enough. (itswilwheaton)
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Talk about being off! #paranormal #vampires #witches
PHOTO of characters from the film The Lost Boys.

CAPTION: The nominee for Secretary of the Navy believes covens of witches are taking over coastal towns in California.

What nonsense, we all know that vampires take over coastal towns in California and the witches get the coastal tows in New England.

I mean like be so for real already.

--vampiresnvino
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
1. The Rest in Grift series takes place in a version of our world with vampires and ghosts (but not an AU where everyone KNOWS about them) so education is the usual stuff: a couple of local high schools, an elementary school, a junior college, etc. #FantasyIndiesSeptember #booksky #vampires #ghosts
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This too shall pass... #booksky #books #reading #amreading
Yellow Book: What's happening?
Red Book: The wheel of life has turned, my child... Our time on the front table of the bookshop is over, and like brave birds flying south for the winter, we summer books must journey back to the shelves.
YB: But I like it here!
RB: All things must pass. The beach reads table you knew is already gone. The time of autumn books is upon us.
YB: Will we ever return?
RB: The cycle is eternal: the Christmas bestsellers and prize nominees will come and go, but people will always want something nice to read on holiday.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We need more women creating sports.
Old photo of a woman in circa 1900 clothes riding a bicycle and holding a sword while approaching a pedestal with a stick and a wooden "head" on it. Caption: Woman practicing cutting off a head while riding a bicycle.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll take Things Republicans are Allergic to for $400, Alex.
Fix your labor shortage with this one weird trick --@AlecStapp

Headline: A Florida restaurant says boosting pay and offering better benefits helped it end its labor shortage
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2. I choose utterly at random. There's a mantle in our bedroom that is basically my TBR, so there are about four linear feet of books on it, fiction and non-fiction. I'm nearly done a book now and haven't picked my next read yet. #FantasyIndiesSeptember #booksky #books #reading #TBR #amreading
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#vaccinessavelives
Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines.

When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science. (luckytan)
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
1. Former fanfic author now working on bringing out my queer cozy paranormal series (Book I will launch in January). I'm still in the middle of writing Book IV but technically my WIP right now is Book II, while I process feedback from my betas. #FantasyIndiesSeptember #booksky #writesky #paranormal
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sometimes books are load-bearing #booksky #books #reading
A stack of books on a shelf--with a shelf resting on top of the stack--on which someone has written the words:

THESE BOOKS ARE HERE FOR AN ESSENTIAL PURPOSE. THEY ARE NOT FOR SALE.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is the template used in every scammy email I get these days! "I came across [book], and the way you [vague ass-kissing about book] really stuck with me." And don't get me started on the ones aimed at a different author with the last name Bailey. #booksky #scammers #writing #writingcommunity
mallorythomas_writes: New favorite AI email just dropped, believing that I, Mallory Thomas, am actually Sir Thomas Malory who wrote King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. The work that was finished around 1470.
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An invitation for Le Morte d'Arthur: A Reader Conversation at Our Shared Shelf

Frida (to me):

Dear Thomas,

I came across Le Morte d'Arthur, and the way you brought together the many strands of the Arthurian legend into one sweeping account of King Arthur, the knights of the Round Table, and their eventual downfall was what stopped me.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
30. Series will always have a slight edge with me, though I do love a large stand-alone (like Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell) that feels like a series by itself. I'm excited, for example, that the last Ninth House book is coming in September! :hops: #FantasyIndiesAugust #writing #writingcommunity
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'd add, though, that we're also electing reps to the House of Representatives, who serve two-year terms, and the party with the most reps is the one most likely to have the Speaker of the House, who decides what gets voted on and comes after the VP in the line of succession for POTUS. THIS IS KEY.
The midterms are for electing senators. Senators serve a six-year term. The senators we elect in November will be the senators who will be in congress to decide if the 2028 presidential is valid.

Trump is already wearing a 2028 hat. Whether it's him or someone who will continue to carry out the Project 2025 agenda, that is what the midterms are about.

THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE VOTING ON.

It's that simple.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This one hits extra hard. Rest in power, Diva.
A drawing of Dolly Parton wearing a "coat of many colors", walking into the heavens, carrying a guitar. (by deAdder)
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love me some Effie Trinket.
An image of Elizabeth Banks as Effie Trinket from the Hunger Games, with blue hair twisted into two spirals on top of her head and a fluffy blue/lavender collar coming up behind her head while she holds a champagne flute.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
21. Saturday Snippet #FantasyIndiesAugust #booksky #writing #writingcommunity #paranormal #vampires #ghosts
Bare vines hammered the windows, growing more strident when the wind kicked up. The noise was as excruciating as fingernails on a blackboard and as heartbreaking as a puppy’s whimper, as if someone shut out of the house was desperate to re-enter, to return to the warmth and love of family and home. And maybe, just maybe, if they scratched long enough, they’d be let in. But as I closed my eyes, the wind dropped and the vines fell silent again.

Groundhogged by Bailey G. Albreit
Chapter 6 - Shadowed
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
21. Sometimes a character name just leaps into my head fully formed and I could not tell you why. Other times there are deeper meanings or puns or anagrams involved. I don't have any one way of doing this. And I changed the name of my antagonist TWICE. #FantasyIndiesAugust #booksky #paranormal
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
20. There are many superstitions about funerals/death. Two that I will play with when it comes to my vampire-fighting morticians are the tradition of covering mirrors in a house of mourning and stopping clocks during a funeral, as if it's happening outside of time. #FantasyIndiesAugust #booksky
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#booksky #writing #writingcommunity #writerproblems
Writer problems
- creating a side character who you love way more than the main one
- deciding to have a genius character and then remembering you are not genius
- googling if character can even survive what you have planned
- pause writing to have routine existential crisis

C.G. Drews (@PaperFury)
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
16. From the first time Robin saw a ghost standing beside the man she accidentally killed via autopsy (he shouldn't have been declared dead), she's doubted her sanity. She should also have gone to grief counseling when her dad was murdered but didn't. #FantasyIndiesAugust #booksky #paranormal
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Still struggling with this three years later.
Someone said "20 years ago", and my mind went "Ah yes! The 1980s", but they meant 2003 and now I need to lie down.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books.
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is definitely not what I signed on for.
Anyone else not think they'd spend their adult years defending "science" and "the mail"

--Tess Barker (@TesstifyBarker)
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
13. Special items in Undertaken: a wig, a gun, a blood-stained shirt. In Groundhogged: a dead vampire's phone, a giant check, a taxidermied groundhog. In Requiemed: a flagpole, an axe, a sword. In Moon-Bit: a tree, a gun, a cage. #FantasyIndiesAugust #booksky #writingcommunity #paranormal #vampires
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do you agree? The last hashtag says how I feel. :D #booksky #stephenking #truth #writing #writingcommunity #politesocietyisoverrated
"If you intend to write as truthfully as you can, your days as a member of polite society are numbered anyway."

--Stephen King
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
12. Top reads of 2026 so far: 1. Long Bright River - Liz Moore 2. Tex - S.E. Hinton 3. The Three Body Problem - Cixin Liu #FantasyIndiesAugust #booksky #books #reading #amreading #topreads2026 #LizMoore #LongBrightRiver #SEHinton #Tex #CixinLiu #TheThreeBodyProblem
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm writing something that could be seen as a combo of cozy crime, harmonious horror, friendly fantasy, and genial ghosts (though some are not so genial). But queer cozy paranormal is shorter and easier, so that's what I usually go with. #writing #books #booksky #writingcommunity #paranormal
Gentler Genres for these Tough Times
[IMAGE: Two rows of books with the follow genre names]
COSY CRIME
RESTFUL ROMANCE
SOOTHING SCI-FI
AFFABLE ACTION
HARMONIOUS HORROR
FRIENDLY FANTASY
CHEERY CYBERPUNK
GENIAL GHOSTS
MILD MYSTERY
DAINTY DYSTOPIA

[by Tom Gault]
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Welcome to STUPID SCAMMER TRICKS! #scams #spam #email #conartists #writing #booksky #writingcommunity #phonies #stupidscammertricks
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
10. Last - Taming the Star-Runner by S.E. Hinton Current: Guilty Pleasures by Laurell K. Hamilton Next: Another Fine Mess by Lindy Ryan (I'm almost caught up!) #FantasyIndiesAugust #booksky #books #reading #amreading #SEHinton #LaurellKHamilton #LindyRyan #vampires #fantasy #paranormal #TBR
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Bailey G. Albreit @baileygalbreit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
9. In Undertaken, John dreams about being in bed with Robin, just them lying around while he tells her about his childhood, grifting with his parents. While conscious, he has other fantasies about her, but his dreams are about emotional closeness and vulnerability. #FantasyIndiesAugust #booksky
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