Sign in

The Rose-istance

@baileecountscrows.bsky.social
224 followers 527 following 412 posts

🦩🥀🕊 www.therose-istance.com

PostsRepliesMedia
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
100
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
sam altman
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
HOW DID I NOT KNOW VIC MICHAELIS WAS ON HALLMARK, YOU JAGWEEDS!?!
Screencap of the Hallmark app screen with two people’s faces next to the text “Round and Round”
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Got promoted, finally
020
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
See yall tonight between 4:00PM and 6:00PM (MDT) at the Utah State Capitol 💚
White flier with purple flowers on the corners, reading: 
THE TRUTH BEHIND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 
The untold stories we need to hear
Utah State Capitol 
October 25th
4pm-6pm
Wear purple and black to show your support
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Paul F Tompkins is a fashion icon
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
When you’re trying so hard to be a Michael, but then you read internet comments
020
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Woke up in the middle of the night, added this to my Finch goals and went back to bed???
Screenshot of Finch app goal list, cropped, person running icon wearing all red. Text says, “Chicken Run is anti capitalist paper”
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Dream blunt rotation
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Girl sleepovers be like
Television screen from trailer for Jack and the Beanstalk (1952) on HBOMax (or whatever it’s called now), the movie is in black and white, two characters are embracing in the background. Text in front in white texts says, “The Gayest Romance…”
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Just got this notification, ICE IN OREM UT 800N 100W
ICE RAID IN OREM UT 800N 100W
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I swear these commercials are basically “Thank you for choosing Master Auto Tech, your trusted helpful experts who don’t fuck your car! We are serious about our guarantee that we won’t fuck your…. gorgeous, purring muffler…. 🤤”
Screenshot of a mechanic from the Master Auto Tech Commerical, there is a car lifted above him on the BIG jack
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Bully your representatives (but especially Mike Lee)
Screenshot from mobile version of Mike Lee’s (Utah State Senator) contact me page, text box says “Resign, pussy.”

Reply Needed
I would like a reply to my message
Human Validation
I’m not a robot. 

Submit
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I just embarrassingly admitted to Michael that I get Don Cheadle and Tim Meadows mixed up and before he could make me feel too ashamed, I got vindication that I’m not alone from Reddit (doesn’t necessarily make me feel better lol)
Screenshot of google search answers link to a Reddit post on r/movies:
Actors you thought were the same person?
1.3k votes, 2.9k comments. 
I always thought Don Cheadle did a great job in Mean Girls… until I found out that’s Tim Meadows. [PROOF] 

(Clicking leads to a comment with a picture of the two actors side by side)
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
*talking to my dogs that I haven’t seen in two days* “You’ve aged horribly” Huey:
Upside down picture of a right side up facing dog, gray and black muzzle, white face, pink inner ear.
His mouth is sagging open, because he’s actually upside down, and his teeth are showing. He looks very goofy.
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Flew to Seattle to see @pftompkins.bsky.social tonight and the finch app icon for it is how I’m hoping he walks on stage
Finch app icon that reads: PAUL F TOMPKINS 
5 
lightning bolt symbol 
Check mark box
Little icon with David Bowie-esque makeup and blue hair
020
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Another march for the rights to our own bodies at Utah State Capitol to Washington Square Park, where there will be yoga and relaxation practices. 3:00PM. #abortionishealthcare
Pink Background with silhouettes of people with long hair. 
Text reads:
RAGE & REMEDY
MARCH FOR HER. REST WITH US. 
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, AND WHENEVER POSSIBLE, BE THE UNEXPECTED. 
— LYNDA BERRY
MAY 31
3:00 PM 
UTAH STATE CAPITOL 
350 N STATE ST
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Utahns — State Capitol between 2:00 and 4:00PM and then a fundraising sober rave at the Pleiadian Altar between 6:00 and 10:00PM to support families in Gaza. #utah #freepalestine #protest
Screenshot of a poster with Palestine’s flag colors, with the Utah state capitol in the background and what looks like sunlight and clouds. Text reads: 
RALLY & FUNDRAISER RAVE
FREE PALESTINE
SUNDAY MAY 25TH
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
This is Steve. Steve is a skeleton that I stole from my mom (by “stole” I mean that she said I could keep them). Steve is very ready for Summer.
Photo of a Halloween decorative skeleton, dressed in a pink bikini with red strawberries on it. She is also wearing orange, square sunglasses and a tan sun hat. They are waving at the camera (his thumb is backwards though, so maybe they’re in shock)
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
We just got one step closer to checking “see Paul F Tompkins live” off of my bucket list, we got our flight booked!! 🥹
Screenshot that has a photo of Paul F Tompkins, white man with gray fancy hair and a sleek mustache. Behind him are gold, purple, green, and yellow curtains. The text above the photo reads “You Got the Tickets
Order # ____”
Below the photo reads, “VARIETOPIA with Paul F Tompkins
Sat. Jun 07 2025. 8:00PM
Neptune Theater
Seattle Washington
Get directions”
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Come see Huey and I at Washington Square park today and the Utah State Capitol on Saturday 💚 #mayday #utahdiein
Black and white lab mix with a wagon behind him and a cardboard sign that says NEUTER YOUR DOGE
041
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Being an oversharer at work, like:
Screencap of Teams chat. Small icon of person with blue hair, red hoodie. 
Text says: 
“Bailee. 10:02 AM
(Tiny garbage icon) 
This message has been deleted.   Undo
This message has been deleted.  Undo
(Bailee icon and name) 10:06 AM
Y’all don’t want my life story. I was out of queue lol”
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
UPDATE: TIME HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED BETWEEN 12-2 AT WASHINGTON SQUARE TOMORROW
MAY DAY NEXT NATIONAL DAY OF PROTEST 
MAY 1 LABOR RIGHTS ECONOMIC EQUALITY SOLIDARITY 
post with orange background and blue silhouettes of working people
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Show up this week, Utah!
Text poster with different peoples silhouettes. Writing in orange and white says: MAYDAY 
Next National Day of Protest
May 1 
Labor rights
Economic equality 
SolidarityCemetery background, green grass, headstone in front center reads: UTAH DIE-IN
SAT MAY 3RD
12:00 - 1:30 PM
UTAH STATE CAPITOL SOUTH STEPS
WWW.UTAHDIEIN.INFO

A peaceful protest against government policies that are impacting the health and safety of those living in America.

A crow sits on top of the headstone, looking down, reading.
020
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Hands down my favorite sign from the Utah #50501 match today
Sign at the march on Utah’s state capitol, white background, “TRUMP IS NOT TEMPLE WORTHY”
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
See y’all there!
Tan and green poster with an angry Statue of Liberty. Text reads from left to right: THE NEXT 50 STATE NATIONWIDE PROTEST 
UTAH STATE CAPITOL 2-4PM MORE DETAILS TO COME #50501 #utah50501 
SATURDAY APRIL 19TH
062
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
“Has the concept of women having choices gone too far?”
Screenshot from the Netflix TV show Bojack Horseman, of a new reporting whale drawing. He has gray blue skin, purple background with rectangles, that I think are supposed to be monitors. He has a laptop in front of him.
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
One year sober means first tattoo (Todd-too, if you will) of my Bojack Horseman piece #sober
Picture of an arm, awkward angle, fresh tattoo of a cartoon character head with blue hair and a yellow hat. He has a small smile and dots for facial hair. Beneath the head are the letters W. W. T. D? (What Would Todd Do?) from Bojack Horseman.
030
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You have to have a really high IQ to enjoy the cinematic masterpiece that is Valentines Day (2010)
Movie poster for the cinematic masterpiece Valentine’s Day (2010). Black background, pink heart, arguably too many celebrities inside the heart
021
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
American Crows have started to visit our set up and I couldn’t be more stoked
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I could get used to this
Still of Jennifer Gardner from terrible Capital One ad, she is on a set farm, holding prop vegetables
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
My partner edited out the outlines and I mean, come on
Captain America ad still, edited because it looks like there’s a penis against his shield
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hear me out
Three thumb thumbs (thumbs in the shape of people) in red onesies from Spy Kids
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Finch visitors from a few days ago (changed my set up, for the hundredth time since)
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Two pieces of media that helped me to get sober, effectively saving my life: Bojack Horseman & The Unexpected Joy of Being Sober
Screenshot from Netflix TV Show, Bojack Horseman, one Human and Horse on the beach. The horse is saying, What if I relapse again? And, Todd, the human, says, Then you’ll get sober again. Teal book cover, white and yellow text “the unexpected joy of being sober” silver open bird cage, text beneath says “Admirably honest, light, bubbly and remarkably rarely annoying’ The Guardian. Written by Catherine Gray
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
New T-shirt design
Computer screen of text that says is WordArt font: My GRANDMA has the WETTEST TIGHTEST PUSSY and yes, SHE BOUGHT ME THIS SHIRT and we FUCK on the weekend
100
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Found this adorable note today. Too bad I have to report them for putting it in my mailbox. Hope they enjoy prison.
Purple stationary, child’s handwriting: “Hi our Names are Kimberly and Naomi these are the jobs (arrow pointing down)
Walk dogs Sm= 5 M=10 and big dogs=20
Help with the bags=5 babysit for a bit 1hr=20
Clean yards (depends)”
Phone number is crossed out 
“Call us or text”
Partial purple painted thumb nail in frame
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I like to fill up my bird seed container outside to try to prompt the plot of a Pixar movie
Large white/translucent container, filled with sunflower seeds, some shells have fallen on the ground, potting soil in the background
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Only slightly bitter that we took on my mom’s pre-named dog and I can’t follow through on naming my dog after @pftompkins.bsky.social (his name was going to be Paulf) but Huey Lewis is still good
100
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Kiwi is a Velcro dog, she rarely leaves his side
One dog looking at the camera, black and white, lab mix, another black and gray dog laying on top of him
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Can we try calling it T Dazzle like in Parks and Rec so we can keep fluoride in the water 😅
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
furr-st walk with Huey and Kiwi together went paw-sitively woof-derful (I’m so sorry)
000
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
She doesn’t even know she’s getting a bath today 🤠
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Kiwi is here to listen to what’s bothering you
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Puppy Huey Lewis and The News is here (peep Kiwi in her kennel, so he can explore his new house without her humping his face)
Black, white, and brown lab mix looking dog laying down in his bed. In the back corner, there you can see another black dog’s face barely, in her kennel
010
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We might be taking Huey (right) in permanently! Mom is just too sick to give this anxious boy the extra attention he needs right now, and Kiwi (left) is getting a very exciting surprise!
Two black and white dogs laying on each other, on a black leather couch, dog on left is Kiwi, she is wearing pink shoes, looking at the camera. She’s a terrier/mini schnauzer mix. Dog on the right is possibly a lab/husky? mix, white and brown on his legs, he has cherry eye, he’s looking slightly right of the camera.
020
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’ve been alcohol free for 8 months today and I couldn’t be happier #sobersky
110
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Getting so many noisy visitors at my camera feeder today!
110
The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Quinoa “Kiwi” Banana got a new coat and she is very stylish
000