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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If we don’t get any better candidates in the next two years, I’m writing in Hasan Piker, with my boyfriend as VP
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
my favorite part of church was getting my bread
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I only smoke cigarettes in my dreams now
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social why do you oppose taxing billionaires? 🤔
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The world is our girlfriend, we are the cucks, the internet is our chair.
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m socially gay, but fiscally bisexual
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Michael Rapaport getting banished off the traitors was better than anything that’s ever happened on television— fuck that old man
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Located in the Salt Lake Valley
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
FREE THE DEMON THAT IS SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM RFK JR
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Come on over to the left (the actual left, not the libs) We have guns, legalized drugs, no rent, healthcare, and significantly less pedophiles
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Can’t we just let Elon take all these surplus men with him to Mars?
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I am totally here for the matriarchy, but I am so tired of women and femmes having to clean up men’s mess forever
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
IS MY WIFE EDDY BURBACK???
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Is it called a helicopter because it heli cops ter their destination?
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
sam altman
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
(Communist Manifesto pun)
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Cum in this, man! It’s a fest, yo!
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I love how men think women go to the bathroom together to talk shit about them. You fool, we’re jerking each other off
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
According to The Santa clause, what happens if Santa kills himself? Like, what if his body isn’t found and no one else puts his suit on? Ghost Santa??
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Love that we’re going to start WWIII the same way my friendships ended in high school /s
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
“Santa and his constituents…”
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
“Possession is like a flower… because without it you can’t have a flower”
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Even as a child, I knew Martha Mae Who was down bad for the grinch. She was ready to give snatch that entire movie
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Make the evil you want to see in the world
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
“Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my ma-…” “Fuck off, gutter rat!” - Republican Jesus
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Anyone who sees Bovino in Rogers Park, let us know. We’re doing ICE watch. Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
You ever have that one insecurity that you’re always telling yourself that it’s not actually as bad as you think it is, but then someone makes you in a video game and it’s like…. oh
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Maybe the real bitch was the karma we made along the way
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
“Do I just, like, keep the people after the 12 days are over? Are the drummers, maids and pipers rented? Is this an hourly rate thing or are they my forever servants? I really need to know the sitch before I just take on all this responsibility”
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Why would he get you a third of a marching band, dude?
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
“But look at these golden rings!” “Bruh, your house is literally filled with birds”
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
“D…did you even want 8 milk maids? Why the fuck did he get you 8 maids actively milking cows?”
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The guy from the 12 Days of Christmas song is being love bombed and even worse the gifts are all shitty
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This entire weekend
in the pit
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
We are heartbroken by the attack at Bondi Beach that targeted the Jewish community during a Hanukkah celebration, as families gathered to mark a sacred holiday. Now and always, we condemn this act of antisemitic violence, and violence in all its forms.
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
HOW DID I NOT KNOW VIC MICHAELIS WAS ON HALLMARK, YOU JAGWEEDS!?!
Screencap of the Hallmark app screen with two people’s faces next to the text “Round and Round”
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
So, you’re telling me that Stardew Valley, GTA V, and the Lord of the Rings ps2 games I was obsessed with, all had a baby and made Skyrim AND IM JUST LEARNING ABOUT IT NOW
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I always thought it was “A for Affort”, like, that you tried so hard, but you put an “a” in the word Effort. Like, close, but wrong. I only now learned it’s just like a grading thing lol
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If God didn’t want my ass ate, then why did he make it so tasty
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Don’t worry, guys! Donald Trump was just method acting as a pedophile.
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God @thegodshow.com · 17/11/2025
Hi, I’m God. At a bare minimum, you should all be able to agree that pedophilia, secret police and nonstop shootings are bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I want Stranger Things to just end with El still locked in that facility and everything was all in her head and she’s like 40 years old
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
“He’s the worst person I know” — the worst person you know.
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
“OH MY GOD! She’s Galatax’s love interest from UltraMechatron Team Go!!” is a sentence I feel lucky to get to have said today
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We got Dustin Gettell for our mayor again and he might be a gentrifying liberal, but it’s better than over policing, help ICE, bitch ass David Fair
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Imagining The Smithsonian security team running to change their password
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“You can have your food once you give us your healthcare” is an insane way to run a country
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The Rose-istance @baileecountscrows.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney died :)
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