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Virginia Jones

@badinia.bsky.social
200 followers 59 following 30 posts

Comedian, goth, art lover, tik toker

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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Take a break from reality with my podcast, My Sister’s A Therapist, where we talk to the amazing @mariabamford.bsky.social about toxic friendship, LA, and pugs! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Fact 1: I am about five foot, eleven inches tall Fact 2: nobody in my immediate family is taller than 5'6" Fact 3: I just brained myself on a planter Merry Christmas!
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
RIP!
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
2nd funniest person in Portland according to @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Live to disappoint others! For your health! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The same comics who believed their mom that people were bullying them because they were jealous now believe headliners don't invite them to feature because they're too intimidated by their skills. (I'm those comics.)
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
link to info and tickets rooster-t-feathers.seatengine-sites.com/events/117988
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
More like Gary Abusey amirite
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Check out this week’s episode of My Sister’s A Therapist, featuring amazing comic @brandazzle.bsky.social and her aphantastic brain! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Which caption is better?
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I got eyes by Lasik, teeth by Invisalign, ass by Newman-O's.
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ok, we can either reward and value women based entirely on their physical appearance, or we can shame them for valuing and promoting their own physical appearance. You can see how doing both doesn't really make sense, right?
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
There’s nothing like a tennis sock popping off your heel inside your shoe to fill you with existential despair
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
What I’m looking forward to about death is I won’t have to promote stuff, or, at least, I hope I won’t? Any word on that?
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Airplane WiFi is just good enough to pay for Airplane Wifi and nothing else
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Wishing myself a happy birfday
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
After yesterday’s Vulture article abt Neil Gaiman‘s (alleged 🙄) history of sexually assaulting women- this is Bill Cosby for goths. Check in on your goth friends. I know we always seem anxious and depressed but it might be new levels.
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Telling dirty jokes at Helium tonite at 11!
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
At a comedy festival, a man onstage is bitching about me calling him a toxic a-hole. I couldn’t be prouder.
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
DO NOT FLUSH
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’m not allowed to tell you why I’m promoting this show Saturday but if you live in Eugene you should come www.donttellcomedy.com/shows/eugene...
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ok but how about a movie where you have Hot to Go in your head for two days but on the third day you die
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Wednesday in Vancouver, WA come watch the only Christmas program that matters, the Star Wars Holiday Special, hosted by @skotk.bsky.social!
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What’s a nice way to ask if someone is using voice to text or if they are having a stroke?
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
PORTLAND! COMEDY IS COMING!
pdxtoday.6amcity.com
Join your fellow turkeys at the Ha Ha Harvest Comedy Fest
Get ready to laugh, giggle, and even gobble at Portland's annual post-Thanksgiving event.
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
this hotel smells like gingerbread and Christmas. It’s gonna make me fall in love with Pittsburgh www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-nig...
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
I was spacing out and thinking about Grace Jones' song from Frantic, "I've Seen That Face Before", which is a cover of Astor Piazzolla's Libertango at a gas pump. I got out and another Libertango is playing over the speakers. I have a superpower with zero practical crimefighting application.
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Current Popular Comedy Tropes: Pretending To Be Mad About Small Things Fat Guys, Shirts Off If I Yell It, It's A Punchline I Pooped In Public, A Closer White People Interpreting Rap Lyrics Homeless People Are Weird That Time I Ate Too Much Pot Hillbilly Philosopher (Nihilism in a Trucker Cap)
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Breaking news: Sen. Dianne Feinstein will not seek re-election
nytimes.com
Senator Dianne Feinstein Dies at 90
The California Democrat, the oldest member of the Senate, had been declining in health for months.
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Monday! Free comedy at Weho’s training wheels gay bar!
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Sometimes a person will say “sorry, I have no boundaries“ like it’s a fun thing and not terrifying
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Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
that thing where a cat sniffs your hand for a long time and then decides not to accept your attention? fuck that
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