Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Take a break from reality with my podcast, My Sister’s A Therapist, where we talk to the amazing @mariabamford.bsky.social about toxic friendship, LA, and pugs! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... 0393
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Fact 1: I am about five foot, eleven inches tall Fact 2: nobody in my immediate family is taller than 5'6" Fact 3: I just brained myself on a planter Merry Christmas! 020
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 25/08/20252nd funniest person in Portland according to @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social 040
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Live to disappoint others! For your health! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... 020
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The same comics who believed their mom that people were bullying them because they were jealous now believe headliners don't invite them to feature because they're too intimidated by their skills. (I'm those comics.) 010
Reposted by Virginia JonesJackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 06/08/2025link to info and tickets rooster-t-feathers.seatengine-sites.com/events/117988 1192
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Check out this week’s episode of My Sister’s A Therapist, featuring amazing comic @brandazzle.bsky.social and her aphantastic brain! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... 030
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I got eyes by Lasik, teeth by Invisalign, ass by Newman-O's. 030
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Ok, we can either reward and value women based entirely on their physical appearance, or we can shame them for valuing and promoting their own physical appearance. You can see how doing both doesn't really make sense, right? 140
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 25/02/2025There’s nothing like a tennis sock popping off your heel inside your shoe to fill you with existential despair 020
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 21/02/2025What I’m looking forward to about death is I won’t have to promote stuff, or, at least, I hope I won’t? Any word on that? 000
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Airplane WiFi is just good enough to pay for Airplane Wifi and nothing else 110
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 14/01/2025After yesterday’s Vulture article abt Neil Gaiman‘s (alleged 🙄) history of sexually assaulting women- this is Bill Cosby for goths. Check in on your goth friends. I know we always seem anxious and depressed but it might be new levels. 060
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 02/12/2024At a comedy festival, a man onstage is bitching about me calling him a toxic a-hole. I couldn’t be prouder. 170
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m not allowed to tell you why I’m promoting this show Saturday but if you live in Eugene you should come www.donttellcomedy.com/shows/eugene... 010
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Ok but how about a movie where you have Hot to Go in your head for two days but on the third day you die 010
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Wednesday in Vancouver, WA come watch the only Christmas program that matters, the Star Wars Holiday Special, hosted by @skotk.bsky.social! 030
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024What’s a nice way to ask if someone is using voice to text or if they are having a stroke? 030
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 16/11/2023PORTLAND! COMEDY IS COMING!pdxtoday.6amcity.comJoin your fellow turkeys at the Ha Ha Harvest Comedy FestGet ready to laugh, giggle, and even gobble at Portland's annual post-Thanksgiving event. 010
Reposted by Virginia JonesJackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 16/11/2023this hotel smells like gingerbread and Christmas. It’s gonna make me fall in love with Pittsburgh www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-nig... 051
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 20/10/2023I was spacing out and thinking about Grace Jones' song from Frantic, "I've Seen That Face Before", which is a cover of Astor Piazzolla's Libertango at a gas pump. I got out and another Libertango is playing over the speakers. I have a superpower with zero practical crimefighting application. 010
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Current Popular Comedy Tropes: Pretending To Be Mad About Small Things Fat Guys, Shirts Off If I Yell It, It's A Punchline I Pooped In Public, A Closer White People Interpreting Rap Lyrics Homeless People Are Weird That Time I Ate Too Much Pot Hillbilly Philosopher (Nihilism in a Trucker Cap) 010
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Breaking news: Sen. Dianne Feinstein will not seek re-electionnytimes.comSenator Dianne Feinstein Dies at 90The California Democrat, the oldest member of the Senate, had been declining in health for months. 000
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Monday! Free comedy at Weho’s training wheels gay bar! 000
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Sometimes a person will say “sorry, I have no boundaries“ like it’s a fun thing and not terrifying 000
Virginia Jones @badinia.bsky.social · 23/09/2023that thing where a cat sniffs your hand for a long time and then decides not to accept your attention? fuck that 020