Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 21hGetting smoked out by the coconut monkey from the pc gamer demo cd 000
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026T-pain at the pump. "Imma buy u a tank," and so on 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026a Marxist group that's also super into bay area rap but hates Drake and their slogan is "No war but class war! No 40 but E-40!" 001
Reposted by Chris (derogatory)Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026im always saying this 182660694
Reposted by Chris (derogatory)DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172572645
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 07/09/2026An album of yacht rock covers of AFI songs called "Black Sandals In The Sunset" 001
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Three-year old seems to keep singing something that sounds like "you can't see us but we're everywhere." 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Yeah, I played SPEC OPS: THE LINE. that's why I RESPECT my OPPS ON-LINE 000
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I'm the guy who keeps reading hantavirus as "hentai virus" 020
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Yeah I'm a full stack developer (I got Doom running on my marshall head) 000
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 27/02/2026(TMNT cadence) muscle shoals has got the swampers 000
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Bribing the toddler with screen time for potty training has backfired. It's gone too well. We're running out of content. "Dada," she pleas, "Why can't we watch Aparajito, Ray's sequel to Pather Panchali?" She is three 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Explain it to me like I'm 5. Okay now explain it to me like you're 5. Okay now explain it to me to the tune of It's 5! by Architecture In Helsinki. 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 26/01/2026we don't say "arguing on bluesky" anymore we say "Skeeted Rivalry" 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 25/01/2026My horrible racist cat vomited upon my Langston Hughes collection. I cleaned it up and moved the book to a new location, only for the filthy bigot to seek it out and throw up on it again 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 17/01/2026The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be Korn 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Accidentally Infinite Jested my toddler (told a bedtime story so enthralling she kept asking for it again and again) 230
Reposted by Chris (derogatory)Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I guess I heard about original sin I heard the dudes blamed the chick I heard the chick blamed the snake And I heard they were naked when they got busted 58011
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 12/11/2025🎶 pauper troll, pauper troll / doesn't have a shilling / pauper troll, pauper troll / time to get to killing 🎶 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Officially licensed major league baseball subligaculum 000
Reposted by Chris (derogatory)Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07 2049771
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Logging on to woke datpiff in 2025 like "damn son where'd ya find this" and it's a mixtape called "Preferred DROnouns" 010
Reposted by Chris (derogatory)🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 06/10/2025My Dinner with Entrée 321330
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 09/09/2025daydreaming about doing the samus aran morph ball so hard all my vertebrae shatter 000
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Anyway who called it "mild queso dip" instead of "neutral milk rotel" 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025some take the easy path to fame but I choose the hardscrabble route of posting important things like "neutral milk rotel" on blue sky dot app 110
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Slightly diminish a book Moderately loud and somewhat close 020
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 07/09/2025When you want to listen to early 20th century French impressionism but God has other plans 020
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Hell yeah, finally, a cruise where I get to listen to my favorite Mountain Goats song 120
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Elem Klimov's chilling, brutal representation of children's books, "Seek And Find" 000
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Mortified & sobbing after chaperoning the middle school dance; told the kids to "keep it PG" & was informed that PG has become slang for "Pussy Gobblin'" 000
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 07/08/2025getting cancelled for my opinion that "vinegar" should be pronounced like "pine tar" 000
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 30/07/2025seeing this thread and immediately unwillingly mouthing "pung" to myself like all true denizens of the filth dimension would 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 29/07/2025using my last 0.1% battery frantically typing out a bluesky post as the screen starts to dim, praying the world gets my message it says "fleetwood muk" 030
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 11/07/2025when your code only repeats itself in a couple places and also you are widely acclaimed rapper pusha t 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 11/07/2025new jeezy single featuring sceleritas fel from baldurs gate 3 but fel traps so hard your face melts off, bringing about the age of bhaal 010
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Spending $240 on a device that follows me around playing Heartbeat, Heartbreak from persona 4 all my waking hours. 000
Chris (derogatory) @badfun.bsky.social · 07/06/2025My hooligan neighbors have once again been "sippin the drone strike juice" 000
