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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 6h
Cos tbh we didn’t even put up a fight. We don’t even try to stop them attacking us
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 6h
Had it with London cyclists. If they come within arm’s reach when it’s my turn to go they liable to get thumped
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 6h
Gates Foundation but yeah
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not even grandkids. Kids!
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Through pissedness
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Next: all roads should be straight, all traffic lights should be green
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think we have to admit that the first cyber war is already over and Russia won.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 17/09/2026
let's all have some civil discourse, i'll start. fuck you
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once you pop you can stop but you don’t, do you, you greedy bastard?
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shit track.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Evergreen tweet, except this time the Madring and #SpanishGP
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shit track. 👎 #madring #spanishgp
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Then just restartas even more of a ‘victim’
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well, true. But it can’t be that busy. tbh I think the restriction/costs are already pretty prohibitive.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A Porsche will fit, if you need an excuse
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In central London all the time and there are: - Two police helicopters - One air ambulance - A couple of army Chinooks, I guess usually with the King on board - One that sometimes works for Sky News I’ve seen a private helicopter about twice in two decades
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So she bunked up with her boss or something?
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
wut
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It couldn’t be more beautiful than the techno-fascists creating an invincible communist army. And thus the next chapter begins.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Probably nobody has told you your breath stinks.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
See also, Range Rover.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Experienced the opposite effect but the same ends while I drove a Porsche. People give you respect by default - doubly so when you turn out to be courteous - so there’s nothing to prove and no reason to ever be a dick.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only good thing you can do with Meta glasses is record yourself driving like a badass. Oh...
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Long piece about horrible antisemitic attacks on the radio which is blissfully unaware of the genocide Israel has been waging the last few years. What kind of foolishness is it to pretend there's no connection.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Warming to Hunter Biden in recent days
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It has been SIX WEEKS and the media are just pretending everything is normal. It's like the bigger the lie the more powerless they are to expose it.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The un-death of Mitch McConnel is a dry run for what they will do when Trump carks it.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
SAME. I will not tolerate the ick it raises in me.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Essential services should be nationalised and their (small) profits paid to a national wealth fund.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you’re a Thames Water customer cancel your direct debit to hasten their bankruptcy. It takes a year before they start hassling you, then just agree to a catch-up payment plan. Hopefully by then they will have been nationalised.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’ll risk it. Much less stress overall. 🧘
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Exactly! Free upgrade.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And remember: finding space for your approved bag is the airline’s job at the end of the day.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The most beautiful thing is that he did this ALLLLL TO HIMSELF
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Trump will be ‘receiving care’ in his bunker forevermore if they build it in time. The first AI president.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If they have the nerve to pretend Mitch McConnell is not dead for this long you can bet they’ll do the same for Trump
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hunch: Widdecombe killed for ‘not being right wing enough’.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sprints would be much more interesting if they were a separate mini championship for spare/junior drivers.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Similarly, me to I.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What a mad venue!
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So it feels more like a car and less like a power tool
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Forget being lesbian. If your kid grows up covered in tattoos it means Something Happened that traumatised them and probably that you fucked up as a parent.
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He’s a doddering old man. Treat him like it!
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Untitled Track 01 by Unknown Artist
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Please please UK govt ban under 16s from #GT7
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And you have to do it by hand
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You should have to be older than a tree to cut it down
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Not just interest, actually our entire society so yeah
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And it is soooo openly their plan
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badboing @badboing.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
STOP ACTING LIKE HE’S A NORMAL PRESIDENT
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