iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If Lake Ontario is Lake America now, should we change the Great Lakes acronym from HOMES to SHAME?

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

“You’re like a little nuclear core over there”

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

“I feel good, get the fuck out my face” For so long I thought Kendrick said “get the fuck out my thigh highs” and this mental image is especially funny knowing how fucking little he is.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

"I want the cat nose, much like the shrimp colors" - Kaela

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

In high school I thought they overdid it on the Holocaust and WWII but I’m willing to admit when I’m wrong. Some of y’all didn’t get the message.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

if there are cringey theatre kid karaoke tracks in my Spotify wrapped this year, you will be nice to me about it

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I wonder if Foucault ever said anything about tickling

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

bf has a yahoo. cause for breaking up?

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

At some point in college I thought to myself "John Mulaney is lying when he says he doesn't use his literature degree. His speech patterns use lots of poetic devices!" and it turns out the poetic devices were namely cocaine.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Rowlet with his Halloween top hat on is the mayor. To me.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Remember: if it's white smoke coming from Dodgers stadium, a run has been scored. If it's black smoke, we play another inning.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

IF YOURE IN LINE TO PITCH FOR THE DODGERS STAY IN LINE

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

My god, the Dodgers are putting Sandy Koufax in

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

you used to be able to just call a stranger "old-timer"

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Apropo of nothing: my four favorite queer films are The Birdcage, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar, Brokeback Mountain, and But I’m a Cheerleader

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I was listening to a Johnny Costa album and then Spotify auto-played Vince Guaraldi, serving goat for goat

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I just learned about the new Costco muffins... what else can 2025 take from me?!

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

When they make probiotic menudo it’s over for you bitches

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

turnip socks save me, save me turnip socks.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

WHEN DOES THE ARC START BENDING, MARTIN?! WHEN?!

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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

My first foray into Derrida's concept of differance, although I did not know it, was surely in my freshman year of college when I got into an argument about whether or not cereal was a soup. The very idea of it still makes me angry.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

please letterboxd give me a feature where I can filter my watchlist by not in my best friend’s watchlist so when I’m alone I can watch a movie and it doesn’t feel like a betrayal

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

(Have been talking about religion for hours) “I was looking up the rules for liquids” “Rules for liquids?” “At the airport, not in the Bible”

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

“I’ve been concocting this meatloaf in my mind for three days”

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Depop is so insane sometimes

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I enjoy the cheap concessions at Angel Stadium, but a baseball game without an organist is an angel without its wings.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

So wild that America’s substance of choice is a laxative and diuretic. Culturally addicted to going to the bathroom.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

For hours. HOURS. I have had Get Me To The Church On Time from My Fair Lady in my head. I’m annoying myself.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Is sexting erotica microfiction?

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Last night Kaela made collard greens. Today Rufus brought home Taco Bell. My roommates are plotting against my digestive system.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I hope the person who posted that they had gay sex at church camp on PostSecret in the early 00s and then had their secret featured in the Dirty Little Secret music video is doing well.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

“That’s the story of my life. I beat the odds every time and how do I do it? I have no goddamn idea.” - Nino

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

“I got the kinda soup that has a lot of different elements in it” - my godfather on his own mind

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

“I’m gonna check if the office bathroom has deodorant. If they don’t, no worries, I’m gonna be in Highland Park; no one wears deodorant there.”

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

When Robert Plant goes the curly girls gotta pour out some of their leave-in

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

“The best oatmeal bath will be purely out of spite.”

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

"The vodkas I've had would make a billy goat puke"

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I think I got stupider this summer (positive; I was exhausted from big think at grad school, loving small think do nothing)

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

IDFK what was wrong with the crowd at the Paul Simon concert on Wednesday but I was the only one who clapped for the sax solo. That sucked. He deserved his flowers!!!

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I'd once again like to espouse the hot take: war bad

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I understand that many people don’t have great phone volume etiquette and part of taking the bus is just dealing with that, but this guy is BLASTING of all things marches?!

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

My boss: I have these lists. I never have time to go over them.

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noodle @backtonat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

As far as I'm concerned, Quimbara is the Cuban national anthem

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