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Paul Bachmann

@bachmann-farm.bsky.social
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Central Nebraska farmer, caring the land, water, and family.

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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 7h
Wow!
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 13h
Ford Falcon
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 14h
Immigration law is like tax law, in that if you look long and hard enough at anyone's paperwork, you are going to find something wrong.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 15h
Probably cheaper than a divorce.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 16h
I'm sure there's a number of strategic benefits here, among them would be winning over the American people.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some really bad coaching in the NFL today.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just six?
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When the guy who comes in to play piano at your mom's assisted living starts mixing the songs you grew up with in with the Gershwin, that's when you know it's over. Ask me how I know.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Rust Belt Series The networks would hate it
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You paid more attention to the direction of the wind then also.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Had a neighbor with an army surplus gas mask he wore to cut oats because he was allergic to them.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He wore goggles and a respirator with a hoodie cinched up like Kenny from South Park, and any exposed skin he covered with Vaseline.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not soybeans, but my uncle cut all his milo and wheat with open station Gleaners.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trying to remember how we did this without auto steer and header height control?
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm a registered independent, but I get fundraising materials from the DNC & DCCC, I've donated to individual campaigns but I'm not giving a dime to the party that's 1-2 against DJT.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Crazy guy beats a big guy every time.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did you use your Kohl's cash?
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I was considering voting for John McCain right up until he picked Sarah Palin for a running mate.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I really struggled with Bush v Gore, in the end I held my nose and voted for Gore. My dad was an FDR Democrat, and Carter was the last Democrat he voted for, when he moved to assisted living in 2016 and had to reregister to vote for the first time in 60 years he checked the Republican box.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It took a blizzard in western Nebraska for Ben Nelson to be elected governor.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm an independent, I haven't voted for a Republican president since HW Bush.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There was a guy who flew a Fuck Joe Biden flag in his yard next to the highway for four years in Holdrege Nebraska. You can't swing a dead cat in that town without hitting a church, that's where the church votes are out here.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It used to be Dems could get elected in Nebraska with majorities in Lincoln and Omaha and 40% out west. That's hard to do when voter registration is 80R/20D out west.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
With all due respect Madame Secretary, you're not helping.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm still trying to make peace with Nebraska in the Big 10.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know there's a lot being made of this narrative right now but I'm just not seeing it on the ground. Best case scenario is some of those people stay home Nov 3rd.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Having your conference spread across four timezones doesn't help either.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Full disclosure I record the games and then decide if I want to watch them later.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Past my bedtime
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Carolannie @carolannie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wile. E. meets carma #FridayFunnies #Funnies4Friday h/t @anae@mstdn.mx
The back quarter of a baby blue VW bug has a smashed back panel by the tire well. A cartoon image of a slatted Wile. E. Coyote adorns the crushed area, with a smiling cartoon image of the Road Runner on the door.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The UP doesn't fuck around.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks like the rail broke
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Harvest problems
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was trying to think of the Lutheran equivalent of matzo balls and the only thing I can come up with is ham balls.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yep
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unlikely he's a serial killer with a name like that.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never had them but I think I'd like them.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well you don't have to marry him.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nature of the beast.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just come up with a nickname for him.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dropped under 10 here today.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now you're just being picky.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*CORN FUTURES DROP 4.8% AFTER USDA RAISES CROP YIELD FORECAST
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had a '73 IHC Scout and it absolutely got 4 mpg.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They put a damn refrigerator in those things, didn't they think to put a urinal in?
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have a friend that works for HHS, seeing more farmers apply for SNAP benefits.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Any honor the Republican party had left died with John McCain.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Likely just opened up a whole new round of appeals.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Promises made, promises kept.
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Paul Bachmann @bachmann-farm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We got in free with our football ticket stubs when I was in school down there. Things have changed.
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