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@baahemian.bleats.online
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TF/Furry artist. Generally can be NSFW and 18+. Please do not follow if you aren't of age. 日本語勉強のが大好き

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think this is the best thing ever made
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 04/10/2026
So like I think that Mac OS is nice enough from a visual standpoint but looking and poking with the latest GNOME releases how does it outclass it so much from a usability standpoint wtf
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 03/10/2026
Let’s go back to Petra Parker this Harry Potter shit feels like a knee jerk chud reaction to some good trans content.
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Sparks [COMMS CLOSED] @thesparks99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I consider this an emergency for our community. If FurAffinity can‘t stay the way it is (or in an extreme scenario, even has to shut down), it will be a massive disaster. We have to support FA as good as we can! www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...
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Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding -- Fender's Journal
⭐Gofund Me ⭐. Moved to the top at user request.. . . Hey there Fuzzies!. . Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censorsh ...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
I Don't Sleep Well. The title is rendered in biological looking script. The action takes place in the cross section of an apartment, where the characters are in front of a large window  with the angle such that we are looking down on to the street. Insect arms reach out to a woman, whose silhouette is replicated behind her. The moon shines down.
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Aseprite @aseprite.org · 01/10/2026
Aseprite is 40% off during the Steam Autumn sale, until October 8th! Get it directly from our website: aseprite.org/buy/ or from Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/431730/A...
Aseprite is 40% off
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
touch my paw! …you can let go now … #madokamagica
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Suite 309 / Tiger Village @tigervillage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OUT NOW ON CD/CASSETTE/DIGITAL 🐶 Sophiaaaahjkl;8901 💚 👽 Alien Abduction 🛸 😡 “i hate breakcore i f***ing hate breakcore more than anyone in the whole world” -@swag.sophia-hjkl.com 💔 ft. @metaroom.fun @grazcore.com @tankjr.bsky.social @katelynn.bsky.social suite309.bandcamp.com/album/alien-...
a big pile of cds and cassettes. some are open to show what's inside. a bunch of toy aliens and stickers are also strewn about.a few copies of the cassette featureing an alien crew on the tape shell.cd version. cover shows the waveform of an amen break and a cartoon puppy version of sophia. half the cd is sticking out of the case to show the "green thing" aka a green alien pup.one of my kids in a shark costume, homemade cat mask (for whatever reason i though she wore the fox one, shows what i know). she's got some sophia keychains clipped on her and she's showing off a tape and a cd of ALIEN ABDUCTION
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 01/10/2026
The wonder swan is such a whimsical looking device
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God Save Colleen, Butternut Sage Ravioli with Dijon Candied Walnuts. 


Longtime fans of the blog may notice that this is the first recipe I’ve featured that calls for sage! For years, I’ve been gesturing at a vague distaste for sage. (For my White Bean Soup with Brown Sugar Garlic Bread, I said, “Those with a naive palate could also add some sage, and perhaps later, Brad will ask you on a drive to Lover’s Lane.” How unspeakably rude!) You see, it’s time I come clean. It’s my husband who doesn’t like it. Actually, it’s my husband who claims he doesn’t like it.

His list of professed dislikes is infinitely long and includes spinach, mushroom, lettuce, tomato, paprika, carrot, curry powder, corn, avocado, fish, tarragon, oregano, broccoli, and much, much more. As a food lover, it has been difficult to work within his parameters, but any good chef loves a challenge. And though it stings my heart, every meal…

ADS: Paper money being KILLED in 4 nights. 

Drinking trick. Appearance of amazing drinking. 

Stop squeezing your bags! Gentle munch dot com. sloughed off into the garbage is a chance to try anew.

Imagine my surprise, then, when a few weeks ago, while out to lunch with his boss, I watched my husband happily eat a Cobb salad.

Having chosen the venue, the boss, a domineering galoot, ordered for the table. Tomato! Lettuce! Boiled egg! Some of my husband’s most reviled things, I thought. But I observed as he cleaned his plate with a smile, and as he dutifully laughed at the horrid oaf’s unrepeatable jokes.

Picture a hopelessly picky unitiate, ducking under the napkin to come face to face with an ortolan! The disgust of such a person does not begin to rival what I felt that afternoon. I said nothing of the incident. But I have been running my own set of private experiments.

The trouble, I realized, often begins when my husband asks me what’s in our meal, before even taking the first bite. Chefs delight in relaying the provenance of a dish! The preparation! The technique! But he has been using this all the while to torture me. To latch onto one dash of an herb, as a frustrated cop might a pinch of jaywalking, to sentence the whole dish to the bin.

So I have been making fabulous, decadent meals, and lying about…

ADS: Lovable Mouse Fan. 

What’s in homes to choke everyone? Your gasping family begs for the butter technique. 

YOU CAN STOP THEIR BIRTHDAYS, YOU KNOW.

what’s inside. I’ve been preparing whatever my heart desires, but when asked, making sure to stick to only to those ingredients which I know are pre-approved. Curries! Gazpachos! Do you know I made a haddock stew and said it was chicken? All lustily consumed as if he‘d never eaten in his life. How could I have ever married this inattentive rube, who would rather eat half the ingredients of two “Woppers Junior” than an artfully composed meal made by his meticulous wife?

Now, I know my husband has been lying about his distastes to anguish and vex me, so he’d have found some objections sooner or later. For this reason, I built in release valves at regular intervals. I cooked some of his favorite things—things that he frequently requests and adores, and said I’d experimented with a grating of nutmeg or a sprig of sage. (He hates sage most of all.) So he got to criticize me, and I got to watch him sadly get up, and with legs animated by pride, fight through the quicksand of our kitchen to set his full plate back on the counter. 

Do not despair, foodies! Myself, my friends, and our neighbors have frequently eaten well due to this hideous habit of his. Though he does sometimes like to employ the trashcan for more severe offenses, he couldn’t bring himself to scrape his beloved meatballs away, as if his mind was hoping it would change itself.

ADS: HUH?? I guess you’re still using expired crud. 

It pays to behave. Yum!


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Move away from this geographic feature known for spewing who knows what.Then came today’s recipe, my butternut squash and sage ravioli with candied dijon walnuts, made just last night. A quick one, as I wanted to leave time for quite an after dinner speech.

Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.

“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”

He slept at a hotel last night. His boss wouldn’t answer his calls.

I dedicate this recipe to CarolFromBristol who scolded me months ago for referring to my Crispy Duck with Black Cherry Gastrique as life-changing. “please. a recipecan never change you[sic] life,” you said.

Carol, a recipe can make you cry. A recipe can put hair on your chest. A recipe can lift your feet off the ground. A recipe can make your cat leave home and a different one can make it come back. A recipe can take an actor to bed. A recipe can change your life.

ADS: Power line 6 feet from a tree?
How more in danger could you be.
Power line buried underground?
Funeral friends come from out of town.
ExtendYourOwnLife.biz.

Ne’er-do-well bait. Scofflaw trap dot com.
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 29/09/2026
I’ve been meaning to hang out in IRC more. Honestly spend less time on the modern web where I can. If I need to stay in touch maybe run a bridge bot.
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 11/10/2024
kitsune tails is queer furry super mario bros 3, with a big mid-game twist to both the story and mechanics. it also has aro/ace representation, *and* allows players to make and share their own levels and even minigames via steam workshop. available on steam and itch via kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/U3mwIUV_9kk YOOOOO
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Fine, I made Super Mario FX.
YouTube video by Game of Tobi
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 26/09/2026
You’re making good headway! I think having a solid realism background will serve you well with your stylization. It already has!
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 26/09/2026
The stylization on this face makes it so soft looking and cute
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 25/09/2026
Oh no flipbook? Bummer.
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mouette @mouette.moe · 12/11/2024
victorian yuri.
two victorian women engage in an implicit erotic encounter through the medium of a scandalous table leg.
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FamicomCD @famicomcd.org · 23/09/2026
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 23/09/2026
A luxury good worth pining after!
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There’s A Spot Of Blood On My Shoe🩸 @nikt00nz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think you just may have made my new favorite GIF 🤣👏👍
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𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙 🔞 @pesst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I always felt like the anime style was a huge weak spot for me. Trying to remedy that
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 20/09/2026
My favorite of the brothers
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 18/09/2026
Keep trying it I think it’s working
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 18/09/2026
For those of us who live further out and have the means, we have to start growing more of our own local food, supporting local agriculture CSAs where we can. We have to live local in every way we can and build group efforts to provide services we’d otherwise lose. What fun~
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love you love you love you love you love you love @badenddoll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
screaming abt cockroach maid doll. lying on the floor and rolling around abt her.
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Dragonclaude @dragonclaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Teaching a Ghost to Walk. #Undertale #Alphys #Mettaton
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Mtgames @mtgames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday to the queen
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 15/09/2026
Best of luck! Take backups regularly, make use of man pages (and man -k to search for some) and allow yourself to make mistakes and learn. It’s a curve but only as hard as you let it be.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A manager says "you're fired!" to an employee. The employee says "uh, I'm not sure if I understand. I'm Millennial, so could you frame this as a Bluey reference." The manager gets on the phone, sighs and says "see if the human resources Bluey is available." A person in a Bluey costume says "yer fired, mate." The ex-employee smiles and says "I am sad, but reassured by your gentle, non-judgemental simplicity." The manager watches the ex-employee leave and says to the HR Bluey "honestly, we have so many Millennial employees now, we should just hire you on full time."
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Erin Roseberry 🔜 SPX B5 @roseberrycomix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TRANSFORMATION INTO AN ANIMAL--a new risograph zine and animated flipbook about mythological fantasies--is debuting at @smallpressexpo.bsky.social this weekend! Come see it at SPX table B5--limited copies available!
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 12/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is not to say that AI doesn't threaten the livelihood of artists. I weep for my friends who made money doing pre-viz work for film because unless you have a savvy producer that understands the value of idiosyncratic design, this type of labour has taken a massive blow.
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 12/09/2026
But please don’t devalue the great work you’re already doing. If I’m reading this wrong my apologies but I’ll be one of your fans cheering your writing on. And if you wanna draw I’ll cheer that too.
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 12/09/2026
I think that your writing is something to be proud of. You have a knack for writing characters that feel substantial. Especially in some of your TF focused stories, the attention to detail is spread throughout the piece, not just the “juicy bits”. Nothing wrong with exploring illustration
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Ashy @xxashyxx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck it, here's some sketches I did for a Marcille werewolf TF comic because if I end up finishing it it won't be anytime soon
Various sketches of a comic of Marcille, a blonde half-elf woman from Delicious in Dungeon, turning into a werewolf. Her werewolf form has particularly long and pointy ears.
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 09/09/2026
All this to say I spent my silly Monopoly money on the fairy elf boy game that is a remake of a game from 1998 and a previous customer of the “it’s a 3D DS, and look it has OOT” in 2013.
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 09/09/2026
I think the part that sucks is seeing people just attack aesthetic as “AI DLSS5”. I saw someone compare this attitude to the trend of lumping everything as “CALARTS style” and yeah, that sums it up. You can dislike and even hate the style of it. You don’t even owe an explanation!
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 09/09/2026
It’s not going to hurt you, it won’t poison the well and salt your crops. Your life won’t be meaningfully harmed or improved by it. It will be 59-69 USD of your hard earned money to spark some kind of emotion if you buy it and play it.
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 09/09/2026
The extremes in the commentary around a particular game have just reminded me how absolutely busted online discourse has become. Yeah the little elf boy looks like a porcelain doll in a bedazzle outfit but it is okay. It’s a coat of paint and some QOL over a classic, praised game.
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YooShark 🦈 @yooshark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
💙🩷🥚🩷💙
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 05/09/2026
OH NO GOKU
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Grayson Aveyard @grayson-aveyard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Vampire bat block prints
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
warupichi
Drawings of Wapeach in her casual clothes and in her tennis costume. The text reads “ワルピーチ,” Warupichi
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Actual months: Ramuary Fleeceuary Baarch Sheepril Maa Ewene Wooly Hoofgust Sheeptember Flocktober Novembaa Bleatcember
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Cake 🍰🐾 @lynxfeathers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Made my wife a sheep :)
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羊 @baahemian.bleats.online · 01/09/2026
Social media seems to breed this mindset with purity tests and posturing more than anything else. It’s really exhausting
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