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Baa Bar Jinks

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Ex-NHS. Would like to be an ex-Evertonian. Still falling off bikes. Dog and cat person. Not had enough of experts, but had enough of them on the internet. Life is luck.

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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 10h
Flicking through the channels on a Sunday and Sky Arts is usually worth a watch - but it's a Cliff Richard gig. And by God, he's even creepier than the Kitty stories about him on the internet.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 13h
Claude told me to buy this, and he was right, it's an amazing whisky. Now I'm gutted that I'm finishing it and gutted that it's back up to full price 😭
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 16h
And on Day 7, God created Makita.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't drive my car much, coz I'm a work from home hermit, but fook me, Shell V Power is 204.9p a litre and I'm getting low 20s mpg 😳 Think I'll ride my bike to the petrol station next time I fill up.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just thought, I'll have a beer - then got a horrible sinking feeling that I left cans in the freezer last night - then I realised that I didn't, I drank them.
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Thank God Phew
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Barry's header - how was this offside?
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Come on Moyes, Alcaraz for KDH FFS.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've put too many logs on the fire.
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Lorne Greene: It Ain't Hot, It's Boiling!
ALT: Lorne Greene: It Ain't Hot, It's Boiling!
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is AI, please stop spreading disinformation. ✍️😈
AI photo of Trump kissing Putin, NOT real, ai picture
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Holy Trinity at Sainsbury's tonight 1) plastic bag recycling 2) Brita filter return 3) used batteries dropped off Plus £9 off with a £60 spend on my Nectar - and I spent £60.20* Baa Bar 1 - Sainsbury's 0 *However, far too close for comfort, must admit I was shitting it at £57
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Jon Stewart's Boom! Game Over
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Work sent me a new laptop and collected my old one. They've not installed a VPN so I can't access anything remotely useful. The fella who can do this for me isn't in until Wednesday which means I can't do any work until then.
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Cute Baby Chilling on Couch
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rachaelc1878.bsky.social @rachaelc1878.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s a point more than we got there last season, so I’ll take it. However, from minute one we were far more interested in not losing the game than we ever were in trying to win it. And that will forever be my issue with Moyes.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Imagine voting for something which decimates your own fishing industry and then complaining when you don't have one. Dickheads. www.gbnews.com/money/superm...
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Supermarket shock as canned mackerel contains NO British mackerel: 'Real concern!'
One of Britain's biggest tinned fish brands has replaced genuine North Atlantic mackerel with Chilean jack mackerel,
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My favourite pub in the village is re-opening on Monday. I really shouldn't be this excited, but I am.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/society/2026... Cowardice
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MPs vote against legalising assisted dying in England and Wales
Bill’s failure in Commons sparks anger among its supporters after Lords blocked earlier legislation
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My car's first MOT, failed on rear tyres, advisories on the front - I said have you got the right car, it's done less than 9000 miles? He said it's quite common in these days, especially for customers who drive like Mad Max. Asked about 4 new Michelin Pilot Sports 😳
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Gloves On Im Ready
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The best thing I've seen on the internet. Ever.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've been donating monthly to the #RNLI for some time now. I've met a few of them and along with a lot of first responders and mountain rescue, they're amongst the best of us. And I wish I was still on Twitter to tell the Gammons that every time they antagonise the RNLI, I send them another tenner.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Claude - show me a video of someone who wants to be somewhere else.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Do these sanctions on Israel mean that the UK is going to stop selling them arms and providing the IDF with intelligence?
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You know the bit in Jurassic Park where he talks about the velociraptors testing different parts of the electric fence? This is what we're seeing now with far right protesters, only they've turned the electric fence off.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Palestinian children watch The Lion King in Gaza. Photo: Omar Ashtawy
Children watch the movie on a screen outside. In the background the ruins of Gaza
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How long is Moyes dropping Ainsley for for shooting from 30 yards?
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Say what you like about Frank Lampard, but it is nice of him to work with Everton's marketing team after he was sacked.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm away so not been to or watched the game. Catching up on it now on Bluesky and having to read a load of bollocks from Utd fans - and fook me, I think they're even more delusional and detached from reality than Kopites.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Simply a lying cnut. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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‘I wasn’t even listening,’ Farage says of donations scandal meeting
Reform UK leader maintains innocence in overseas funding controversy on last day of party conference
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm off work today, This Morning on while I potter around, and we've got 4 lay people taking about AI in GP-patient interactions. FFS call someone who knows about this subject because it's important.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The best acquisition over this transfer window was my new Panasonic breadmaker. I didn't want to wait until January.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A bird crashed into the glass and lay motionless, but its companion didn't abandon it. It stayed by its side until it was sure that they could both fly again. Original post
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The last time Everton signed a decent striker was 13 years ago. The last time Everton signed a decent right back was 17 years ago. The last time Everton signed a decent left back was 8 years ago. New stadium, same old Everton. New board, same old incompetence.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Moyes approach of swapping centre forwards on 70 minutes seems to be in jeopardy.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Isn't it funny that Sky Sports News don't have a clue who has signed who.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have they fucked up another transfer window? Absolute wankers.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Swapping Patterson for Maitland-Niles is like Team Sky changing rear tyres pressures at the Vuelta from 65 to 70psi. New stadium, same old Everton.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I've drank far far too much beer this weekend, and another won't kill me.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Spurs missing out on Ndiaye. That's made my evening.
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Risa Risitas Laughing
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In the words of Dolly Parton - I will always love you 💙
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ndiaye going to Spurs may explain why he didn't turn up in the game that should have relegated them. Needs to have a word with Richarlison about picking his next club.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tarkowski - what a player. What a player. Class matters more than age.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sell that useless galoot.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Our non full back playing at full back, is playing better than our full back. Sign a fooking right back and sign a fooking left back too.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The 70 minute striker swap taking place 45 seconds early this week. Who says Moyes is predictable?
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MickMack54 @mickmack54.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WTF is happening to our club 😡
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Selling Harrison Armstrong to lowball Forest is a bigger crime than selling Rooney to United for half what Kenwright valued him at. I'm truly gobsmacked but increasing revenue is all that matters to Americans. Their soulless pursuit of money makes everything worse. Wankers.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've just smashed my oldest most faithful pint glass in the dishwasher. Cains Brewery, I've had it for about 20 years, probably had hundreds of beers in it 😟 Oh well, out with the old......in with the new.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I knew the dipshits in sales and marketing in the company I work for are hapless hopeless clueless and giftless - but today they've sunk to an even lower level of retarded short-sighted fookwittery. I'm genuinely gobsmacked. Oh well, fook em, they're still paying me.
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Holly Logan Says 'Go Stupid!'
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Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I get it now...
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
0-4. We can still lose this.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We should put this sign on every politician's desk
What would Dolly do?
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