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Baa Bar Jinks

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Ex-NHS. Would like to be an ex-Evertonian. Still falling off bikes. Dog and cat person. Not had enough of experts, but had enough of them on the internet. Life is luck.

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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 7h
He's never been to Anfield to see anyone dancing. He spends every matchday broadcasting from his mum's spare room.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
He's a good footballer, terrible defender. Moyes has coached some of worst attributes out, but his body shape, anticipation, positioning and speed are all miles off where they should be. He just gives teams that extra time and space that opens Everton up. Not good enough.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
I don't scratch my head. The fact we've not improved on that galoot in 9 years says it all.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
Sorry a scarf
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
At the end of this season he'll have cost Everton £60m all in. And he'll get an extension next season. Name another club where that happens.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
Any excuse to get him in. Moyes prioritises experience (or age) over anything else. I remember when the stubborn old twat wouldn't play Barkley, then Martinez comes in and plays him and he looked like Kaka. I'm just fed up of Moyes. Dull tiresome fooking drivel.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
Statler and Waldorf 😁
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
I saw someone tripping over a scrap while he was filming the game.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
Hull are gash, beating United is no achievement. Everton were awful today. We've seen that performance dozens of times before. Boring.
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Sheryl Crow's 'If It Makes You Happy' Music Video
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 22h
Moyes. Dour. Defensive. Defeatist.
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Mando: This Is The Way
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 23h
Quite often players get testimonials again teams where there is a bit of an attachment. But with the current bad blood with Burnley, I wonder who Micheal Keane's testimonial will be against in 2 years.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 23h
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Man Says Nah Bruv in BBC iPlayer Ad
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 23h
He's playing for a new deal. He'll probably get 3 years too
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 23h
Oh well
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Paul Simon did a song about Everton, 50 ways to disallow a goal.
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paul simon flute
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cider in a few weeks. I'll be hammered like a teenager in the park soon - well a teenager in the 80s, no idea what's wrong with kids these days.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
50% then. That's a solid score for me.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He said the interior was stunning.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Missed yesterday but if I was marking my own homework I'd have got the Levers one. I thought that barn was in Gayton.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My mate who designed my refurb worked on that barn and he showed me photos. He's a traditionalist but he was blown away by what they've done. It's Grand Designs wow factor. Not my cup of tea but it's impressive.
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SXRATCH @sxratch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ummmmm, sorry, but someone might need a laugh today! 😝🤣🤣
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Horses are like cars. Almost all of them cost you money.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can I borrow them? For lawn mowing purposes only
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wouldn't be surprised if this became a pay per view. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Fort Hood attacker's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says
Pete Hegseth says the execution will be public, but a legal expert says the "unprecedented" decision is on "uncertain legal terrain".
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was an urban fox, these don't migrate in from rural areas. Anyway, it was a happy ending for the fox, he was taken on his holidays to the countryside and released for 2 seconds of blissful freedom 😁
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had hens until a fox got them. I don't like foxes and thankfully neither do all the shotgun owning farmers who live around the house that I've moved to. I've seen 1 fox in 2 years here, at my last house in an urban area we were overrun, largely due to imbeciles feeding them.
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Shotgun Reload: Loading Shells
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And didn't shit in your garden
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They are in urban areas, but they're only clearing up the mess of humans
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope you've fed the bike as well
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flicking through the channels on a Sunday and Sky Arts is usually worth a watch - but it's a Cliff Richard gig. And by God, he's even creepier than the Kitty stories about him on the internet.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Claude told me to buy this, and he was right, it's an amazing whisky. Now I'm gutted that I'm finishing it and gutted that it's back up to full price 😭
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And on Day 7, God created Makita.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those Aldi lagers aren't bad
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta be curry, rice and chips
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's not real football either
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure my rookie status is the main factor here, 30 years later, I'm still doing equally stupid things.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't go to the Shell next to the Hinderton.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's a lot to get through
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was in the Zoo in Birkenvegas mid 90s with 2 mates, £10 in free bar. First round was mine, I got 3 double pernods and black and 3 large vodka, peach schnapps and lemonade. Brought them back, both mates were like "Nah, don't like either". So I said fook you, downed the lot.......
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Stephen Sharer: Completely Ruined
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And that's why good tradesmen aren't cheap
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My heat pump works fine.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pistone having a run of 8 games is the biggest achievement there.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You end fossil fuel use and you end both.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Proper absinthe - never again.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I filled my van up at the weekend and even with 6p a litre of at Sainsbury's, it was £140. My wife has an electric car and that gets used for pretty much all local trips now. Electric is the way to go.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chance would be a fine thing.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't drive my car much, coz I'm a work from home hermit, but fook me, Shell V Power is 204.9p a litre and I'm getting low 20s mpg 😳 Think I'll ride my bike to the petrol station next time I fill up.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There were perfectly valid reasons to oppose EU membership, not everyone who wanted out are racist. Most who wanted out, were stupid and those who still want out are stupid or rich and want to avoid tax and erode worker's rights.
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Baa Bar Jinks @baa-bar-jinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would you like a list of benefits?
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