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I’m a deer. Ask anyone. Hobbies: Frolicking, pooping little pellets while running, more frolicking. Political party: Green. Earth first, then let’s talk other priorities.

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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
And on the calendar, LIES every day.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hope next time they at least get someone who’s been to a Toastmasters meeting.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I have always been vehemently anti leaf blower. Up until this moment.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The Commander-in-Thief
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is a curse on our nation. We will all pay for this.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Watching the news tonight for our daily dose of depression: Me: These people can’t be trusted to run the country. Him: These people can’t be trusted to run an errand.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some curry and some onions and you’re golden.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Under Harris Warren 2028
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bought my buck dress shoes from a casual shoe brand for our anniversary. Did a walk today and realized when we got there that he hadn’t changed into walking shoes for the walk. I was worried. Not he: “These are some of the most comfortable shoes you ever bought me.” He was fine; looked smashing.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you kill someone, by definition you are not helping them.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh gawd no, not an essay!
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crossed something off my bucket list today! “Earn a degree from Cornell” Not because I achieved it; because I no longer respect the institution. Writing essays as making amends is for 5th graders, not men of honorable character.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was wondering why the forest was so quiet but I had deleted all my apps
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok, now it’s time for all the “That’s what Xi said” jokes…
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She was only acting when she appeared reasonable.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, I thought you meant the Rochester Philharmonic.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my! I’m outta here!
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are pork recalls now, too. (Don’t shoot the messenger, even if venison is delicious.)
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s already happening. Mail in ballots being destroyed/tossed in trash.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t say this loud enough (because I am a deer), but: 25th Amendment Now And remove the entire cabinet
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This Yom Kippur I’ve ingested 3 pepto bismol tablets, 2 throat lozenges, and 2 Excedrin. May G-d forgive me.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The GOP Thought Voters Were Too Stupid To Pay Attention… Their Last Tiered Cut Hits AFTER The Midterms! They Planned This LAST YEAR for Their ‘Big Beautiful Bill’.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still boycotting the NFL since they did Kaepernick dirty
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Rose is rolling over in his grave.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m serious. Somebody needs to file a lawsuit to get these Blakeman ads pulled. They are false and ridiculous. Anyone who believes Hochul and Mamdani are lighting tax dollars on fire needs to have their head examined. Weren’t there laws about false claims in political ads?
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Hermione Granger: Excuse Me, I Have To Go
ALT: Hermione Granger: Excuse Me, I Have To Go
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Furthermore the GOP candidate for NY Governor is smearing Kathy Hochul, similarly blaming her for rising energy costs. Riddle me this, Bruce, how are YOU going to stop a war, open up foreign straits, and treat our good neighbor to the north? Thought not. GTFOOH, Bruce
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Huh, I just became a Bills fan. Who’d have thought?
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And she should be the one in charge right now, no?
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Kamala Was Right
ALT: Kamala Was Right
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every day I wake up again in the woods and feel the earth below me. “I am sorry,” I whisper. One day, this will no longer happen. Once, the hunter carefully stalked and flung his arrow with his own arm. Now unstoppable greed with a cruel whim can turn us all to dust in an hour. Tikkun olam
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good question
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Ima Cygnenoir @ima-cygnenoir52.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
remember the *GOP* death panels accusations? Well here they are
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also watch it with the H word around me. Season ain’t open yet.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
2 out of 3 ain’t bad. But during the heat wave I was 3/3.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Help a deer out. Is there a setting on this app that will remove AI generated content from one’s feed? Just so sick of this.
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Support the journalists
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a list. Imagine if Obama did even one of these things. www.meidasplus.com/p/the-75-mos...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Increase in productivity since 1979: 93% Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 34% Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%. As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Any relation to Ernest Lundeen?
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Steinem. Gloria Steinem.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fine when the cat says it. Not so cool when the dog agrees.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait, it’s *bots* I have to watch out for? This is new to deer. Deer don’t have bots. We have bats. Well, we don’t *have* them so much as live in the same neighborhood.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Almost Two Dozen Young People..." DL Hughley Sounds the Alarm Something is seriously wrong. DL Hughley asks the question nobody wants to answer.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Tina Twerking
ALT: Tina Twerking
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It does kinda look like one of them handmaidens got a lil boner tho.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 24/08/2026
Hanging? We need to call this what it is: LYNCHING. Ten Black Americans in less than two years. Every one of these deaths deserves answers, transparency, and scrutiny. No one should look at these images and expect Black Americans to shrug this off, especially in light of our history.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have to wonder why my great-grandad ever crossed the border.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good luck selling beef to American consumers without them insisting on knowing where it came from. They’re not that stu— … oh, right.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think they are hated because they represent the messed up priorities of people with money & power.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Eff that Make them live on the USS Lincoln without adequate provisions.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh me, I wasn’t supposed to follow them *all* back? Which ones are the bats?
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