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@b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social
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I’m a deer. Ask anyone. Hobbies: Frolicking, pooping little pellets while running, more frolicking. Political party: Green. Earth first, then let’s talk other priorities.

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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bought my buck dress shoes from a casual shoe brand for our anniversary. Did a walk today and realized when we got there that he hadn’t changed into walking shoes for the walk. I was worried. Not he: “These are some of the most comfortable shoes you ever bought me.” He was fine; looked smashing.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you kill someone, by definition you are not helping them.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh gawd no, not an essay!
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crossed something off my bucket list today! “Earn a degree from Cornell” Not because I achieved it; because I no longer respect the institution. Writing essays as making amends is for 5th graders, not men of honorable character.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was wondering why the forest was so quiet but I had deleted all my apps
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok, now it’s time for all the “That’s what Xi said” jokes…
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can’t say this loud enough (because I am a deer), but: 25th Amendment Now And remove the entire cabinet
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This Yom Kippur I’ve ingested 3 pepto bismol tablets, 2 throat lozenges, and 2 Excedrin. May G-d forgive me.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The GOP Thought Voters Were Too Stupid To Pay Attention… Their Last Tiered Cut Hits AFTER The Midterms! They Planned This LAST YEAR for Their ‘Big Beautiful Bill’.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m serious. Somebody needs to file a lawsuit to get these Blakeman ads pulled. They are false and ridiculous. Anyone who believes Hochul and Mamdani are lighting tax dollars on fire needs to have their head examined. Weren’t there laws about false claims in political ads?
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Hermione Granger: Excuse Me, I Have To Go
ALT: Hermione Granger: Excuse Me, I Have To Go
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Furthermore the GOP candidate for NY Governor is smearing Kathy Hochul, similarly blaming her for rising energy costs. Riddle me this, Bruce, how are YOU going to stop a war, open up foreign straits, and treat our good neighbor to the north? Thought not. GTFOOH, Bruce
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Huh, I just became a Bills fan. Who’d have thought?
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And she should be the one in charge right now, no?
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Kamala Was Right
ALT: Kamala Was Right
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every day I wake up again in the woods and feel the earth below me. “I am sorry,” I whisper. One day, this will no longer happen. Once, the hunter carefully stalked and flung his arrow with his own arm. Now unstoppable greed with a cruel whim can turn us all to dust in an hour. Tikkun olam
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good question
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Ima Cygnenoir @ima-cygnenoir52.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
remember the *GOP* death panels accusations? Well here they are
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Help a deer out. Is there a setting on this app that will remove AI generated content from one’s feed? Just so sick of this.
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Support the journalists
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What a list. Imagine if Obama did even one of these things. www.meidasplus.com/p/the-75-mos...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Increase in productivity since 1979: 93% Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 34% Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%. As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fine when the cat says it. Not so cool when the dog agrees.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Almost Two Dozen Young People..." DL Hughley Sounds the Alarm Something is seriously wrong. DL Hughley asks the question nobody wants to answer.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 24/08/2026
Hanging? We need to call this what it is: LYNCHING. Ten Black Americans in less than two years. Every one of these deaths deserves answers, transparency, and scrutiny. No one should look at these images and expect Black Americans to shrug this off, especially in light of our history.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh me, I wasn’t supposed to follow them *all* back? Which ones are the bats?
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
But I don’t remember eating any lettuce…
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just watched “FDR.” Few things make me sadder than to reflect on the vast disparity in character between FDR and the current Occupant.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Man peoples, listen to the woman peoples! (How many man peoples will repost? 🤔)
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hi everyone, how’s the herd? Thanks for posting all the deer pics, it’s like looking through a family album at an old auntie’s house. Remember to spread your lil poops of peace wherever you go, and avoid the huntsman and the mountain lion. May you see many days of frolicking ahead!
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Reverend Aiden @sweetfnlucifer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good morning. Just a friendly reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is currently protected, enjoying pampering and puppy time while America's service members are forced to drink diseased water, eat rotten meat, and huff air infested by mold. She does yoga while they choose drowning.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sha la la la la WTF?!
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Things I don’t hate on DJT for: -not liking dogs. People are allowed no not like certain things and frankly it’s probably best for all the dogs. -being fat. Millions of people are fat. Who cares. -needing to use incontinence products. It happens to many as we age. Everything else is fair game tho.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I hope all the folks betting on the elections will be spending their winnings in the communities affected by the election outcomes. And that they would donate to causes that better everyone.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social for including me in your starter pack!
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@misskitty.art Thank you for including this old doe in your starter pack! I've never been in a starter pack before!
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You know, if they merely wanted to track people’s whereabouts, they could have given them watches, not ankle bracelets. This was about criminalizing being an immigrant, systematically dehumanizing them. Adding humiliation to the mere injustice. Trust no one who disrespects basic human dignity.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Here’s where we’re at folks: attended an event for older adults today where I got to play DJ. Usually it’s the same stuff, “easy listening,” crooners. Today, not one but two people requested Led Zeppelin.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Every now and then I wonder what the world would be like if Al Gore had won.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
HoW dO yOu KnOw A pOoP iS “wIpE fReE” uNlEsS yOu WiPe? (Btw deer poops are type 1)
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey newscasters, stop saying stuff like “He represents a district with an aging population.” Dipsh!t, ALL districts’ populations are aging! If you mean to say “He represents a district with a high-percentage of people over 65 (or whatever)” then say that.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey there I’ve been offline for a while. Has anyone heard from Mitch yet?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Under Trump: -There are 18,000 cyclospora cases across 45 states -Millions have lost ACA & Medicaid coverage -Measles cases are at a 35-year high -New "forever chemical" pesticides are in our food supply -Crucial public health agencies like the CDC & NIH are gutted "Make America Healthy Again."
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
JB PRITZKER Said These Words Yesterday, July 31 2026.......👏🏻
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Who needs enemies when you have your own government “taking care of you.”
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Cyber attacks- Minnesota 😡👇🏼
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every time I see a boat for sale on someone’s lawn I think “I wonder how much this other guy’s asking for his dream to go away.” And then the practical side is like, you know, it would make a great (floating) greenhouse… That might come in handy someday.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“Solipsists on Holiday” That’s the name of my new band! So far it’s just me on vocals (and bass). Unless I learn how to use one of them looping apps. Then it will also be me on guitar and drums and backing vocals. I haven’t written any of the songs down yet. It’s all in my head.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This alone is reason enough
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For the love of Pete, STOP USING THEM!!!
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Y’all. I broke something, or fractured it, or sprained it, idk but it hurts like a mf and I can’t walk (other than a painful shuffle). I know I don’t deserve it, but if you have any thoughts or prayers to spare for a lame deer, I’d appreciate it. Deer don’t have $$ for doctor.
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b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social @b4mb1sm0m.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
May you bring peace to every space you enter today. And if you cannot, may you find it there.
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