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Bardic Badger 🐀

@b4djur.bsky.social
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40, PNW, Queer

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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
VHS at Grandma's with nothing written on it. It technically is a kids movie....
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man I haven't touched Retail WoW in many years....this WoW Forever is scratching that itch badly, the hell?
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's gooooo
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't think I've had a friend in a long time. I've just had acquaintances...That's sad and pathetic, just like my life.
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some days I just want to end it, why bother with life and this dumb world.
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Jessica Plummer @jessplummerwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Dazzler will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
The cover to Dazzler #20, showing Dazzler, a superhero in a silver lame jump suit, striking a pose with flashing lights created by her powers surrounding her.
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😭 I won today 😭 I'm at work opening up the lot and I hear a raccoon cry, I keep on walking and find a lil guy trapped in a drain! I pull the grate off and he waddles to safety.
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Egg n Rat. 🥚 🐁 🐀 🐁 🐀 🐁
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gaia is concern but willing to explore and give love to humans.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…
Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Looking at what to cook for the household.... youtu.be/_Re6pZri8Gw?...
youtu.be
All The Food is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My heart in this litter, Gaia and her evil Tan sister Ursa
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Please have a baby sniff check.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rescue girls we are adopting and a few we giving to a loving home. Andromeda- Mother 6 babies at 7months. Cassiopeia- looks like mom. Luna/Ursa -brown hooded twins Gaia/Terra -black hooded twins Magnolia/Lilly -pure white twins. Had to give twin names it was too perfect.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I made this one in 2014 www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-0...
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Handmaxxing
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The sauce of apples on my palms, training babies that hands are cool 😎
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Gosh these babies are so sweet 😍. They are going to be amazing pets.
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Momma, Andromeda (hooded with the star on forehead) and her 7 babies!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
What To Know About Cyclosporiasis theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyc…
Q: How many cases have been recorded?

A: Oh, the CDC doesn’t do that anymore.
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We gots the rescues! Momma and her seven girls!! The mom is only about 10 months old 😭 The babies are just about the same size as her. There was a hoarding situation on the coast of Oregon and we're helping take care of some of them.
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At work today, I heard a bunch of puppies crying. A houseless man was biking along with the mom/dad on leashes and in a rabbit cage was 8 puppies. He stopped to work on his cart. I really couldn't do anything till I clocked out by then it had been a few hours in the 90s (thank dog, he had shade)1
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Olivia Newton-john Xanadu
ALT: Olivia Newton-john Xanadu
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rat 🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐁🐀
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Poppy (the hooded one) and Meadow (brown orb). Two of the Seven we are rat sitting for. I'm in love
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I can't wait to get home and meet the lady rats we will be taking care of for the next week. To prep us for getting rattos of our own soon. There was a hoarding case on the coast of Oregon, 60+ rats. We are going to take a mom and her babies, trying to keep them together. 1/2
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hate yokles doing fireworks (illegal by the way, cuz of fires) terrifying myself and my poor pups. Just go watch a citys fireworks...god fucking damn
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/06/2026
Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: YouTube workout video featuring a girl on a yoga mat. She’s on her back with one leg raised and one knee tucked to her chest. Shes says, “take that right leg…” Panel 2: “and phase it into the 6th dimension.” Her leg enters a wormhole and reappears behind her exiting the wormhole. Her foot is folding into parallel dimensions and is barely comprehensible. Panel 3: a guy is on the floor of his living room, attempting to follow along while watching the video on his laptop. He looks sweaty and miserable and is totally in the wrong position. Fiddling with the computer keyboard, he interjects, “wait how’d she do that?”
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Every queer friend group is just this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/06/2026
Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation theonion.com/rising-cost-of-living-…
Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Music of my people. 🐁 🐀
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
GAY RATS FOR PRIDE!
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Nancy 5/17/26
Nancy listens to BIB, Sluggo listens to Sabrina Carpenter
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ocean 🌊🪸🌊 love.
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I love bunny time at work.
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Lil baby! Barely taller than the curb!!!
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Early season Data is standing in a fancy meeting room and directly behind a sitting Picard, Dr. Crusher, and La Forge, all sitting at a dining table. A United Federation of Plantets symbol is on the wall looking all formal like and there's some fancy drinks visible. Data seems like he's imploring. Closed caption reads, "Could you please continue the petty bickering?"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
“That middle-aged man has an absolute bakery back there,” said Harlan Davis, 33, echoing the sentiments of 340 million Americans who could not look away from the prodigious dumper.
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Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass
WASHINGTON—Lowering their sunglasses for a better look at the massive honkin’ caboose, the entire U.S. populace was reportedly enthralled Friday by an adult man with a huge, juicy ass. “That middle-ag...
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I love our Lot Rabbits 💗
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026
Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-the…
Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment

Restaurant Says Menu Items Intended For Amusement Purposes Only
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Scene from Days of Our Lives, a US daytime soap opera. (JK it's Star Wars)  Scene is on a Oceanview balcony with vast blue water in the distance and blue sky. Closer in we see a princess type lady with hair jangles and fancy neck ware and shimmery dress, standing next to an angsty looking emo boi in all black. He has one long braid of hair because he's v cool and different and not like the other boys but an otherwise short cut. Behind them is a big patio bouquet of red flowers. She's looking happy and dreamy, he's looking down and probably wishing he was listening to Korn and smoking cloves. Caption reads, "I don't like sand."
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Shot is from Spaceballs: THE MOVIE! Pictured is a planet encased in glass, and a enormous planet sized looking ship in the shape of a women operating a giant vacuum cleaner that is positioned over an opening in the planet's shield. We call her....

*timpani sounds*

MEGAMAID. 

Closed caption reads, "whirring"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/03/2026
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/03/2026
Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jo…
Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel
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Bardic Badger 🐀 @b4djur.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Nothing like 1984 Dune. Alia is such a vibe.
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