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Bëard

@b3ard.bsky.social
487 followers 116 following 295 posts

Flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🇦🇲

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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Truke
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You will buy a new mousepad
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s truly 1984 that Steam censored my “I cum, therefore I jork” comment on a friend’s profile
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What if they got vaporized like Rorschach
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Reasonable crashout
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
You truly are a Saint, thank you
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“I’m Duke Nukem and I’m gonna kick your ass” when about to cum
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Probably let her, I got nothing better going on
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plork @hemuchang.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
squimsh (reposted coz it wasnt moving)
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Proof?
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Goes hard
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
How so
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Our message to London 👇🏻
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I don’t because I’m like evil or something
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I dunno man, you absolutely sure?
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Chat is this real?
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Tragic
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/05/2025
a big aspect of conservative politics and culture is spending them endless time online bullying kids and teenagers
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
What about him
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The new Pope is from my state we stay winning
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I suppose yeah
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I just don’t like him
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I’m not, fuck the dodo
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We don’t :(
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It’s not me
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Да
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It won’t, I pointed one of my many big magnets at it
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Awesome! I hope we can get one for the Indian subcontinent & lower Africa eventually
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I hope they don’t bc I’m a hater fr
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
No
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 02/03/2025
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Bëard @b3ard.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Excited to see it!!
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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Matte Bat 🦇 @mattebat.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Tattooed an absolutely darling little critter today!!! Ready for pill bug adventures! #tattoos
Black and grey pill bug tattoo on the elbow creaseBlack and grey pill bug tattoo on the elbow crease, but with the arm bent so it gives the illusion of the pill bug curling up
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Wolves can howl to locate one another + to communicate danger, but they can also howl to bond as family 💕
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Naru Koizumi @narumembrane.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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