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Boobert

@b00bert.bsky.social
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Bluesky reply guy, Philly sports fan 🦅, world traveler, theme park enthusiast, chef de cuisine at my house. YNWA 🔴 PSU 🔵 he/him

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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No Aaron Donald helps the offense and the Phillies being eliminated from the MLB playoffs helps the defense
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate that we’re losing this guy to *Man City* of all teams in a few years
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reminds me of the Defunctland rant on the Capital One Bank Guy - if anyone has a little over 20 minutes to spare it’s a fun watch youtu.be/256FF1yclB4?...
youtu.be
Defunctland After Dark: The Capital One Bank Guy
YouTube video by Defunctland After Dark
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was fun while it lasted… 🫩
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apologize? Republicans?
SpongeBob laughing
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never wrong, just early!
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump supporters said it was divine intervention he wasn’t assassinated. Guessing this was divine intervention too?
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sigh - men listening to argue, instead of to understand. Yet I bet these people geuinely wonder why they’re so unsuccessful at changing minds.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Their defense might be good enough to play them out of it but they’ll most likely get a top 5-7 pick anyway Bottom line: no one out-tanks the Dolphins this year on Arch Badness 😂
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Minneapolis Miracle was almost a decade ago!!
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Bill Maher’s a Progressive I am a Bolshevik
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He knows how bad the stats are for Republican’s midterm prospects which is why he’ll never reveal them And he thinks this spin on CNN’s gonna work 😂
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They never will do the right thing! Line must go up at all costs!
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“That was just his persona written in Scripture”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m glad he was able to walk to the locker room at least, but boy that hit was bad.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lemme guess: unless Republicans win the midterms?
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I remember sitting in my first grade class and having the “TV on wheels” brought in, and thinking “this feels kinda early for Bill Nye but I’m not upset!” …I got upset pretty quick lol
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m just ecstatic about this news, as a fan of billable hours
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
College football is back (derogatory)
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah no way that stays a LTO 😂
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Bane Wreckage
Alt: Bane: No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Still can’t believe it was written *for* BTTF, and not just a part of the soundtrack - amazing
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As always with Republicans, they’re fine with paid protestors as long as they’re on their side.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sick, I fly out of PHL for a buddy’s bachelor party on Thursday. 🥴
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tax cuts gonna trickle down aaaaaaaaaaaany day now
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We simply do not hate on Flock enough
James Libresco (Alexandria Times reporter) on Twitter:

I reached out to Flock Safety for comment on privacy concerns with their expansive Northern VA camera network. This is what I got back.

“Thanks for reaching out to Flock.
Our media team is currently touching grass and taking a break.
Unlike our cameras, we can't work 24/7, so we'll get back to you when we've had a snack and regained the ability to form coherent sentences.”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jalen’s the godfather to AJ’s daughter btw
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve seen enough - more money for Pat McAfee
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Love that first shot!
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If there’s one group of lawyers that can stand up to this government, it’s the mouse’s.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I bet he still runs when the time comes - he’s got the juice to match MAGA energy in the meantime
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I for one hope that every single soldier aboard USS Lincoln is seeing how Trump feels about them
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Grandpa’s lost his fastball
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Translated: business will continue as normal, no answer will come
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m in VOLCANO MODE
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looking forward to seeing how viewers of Fox News show “willingness to change and find common ground”
Cut off by your adult child?

Psychology researcher reveals what parents should do next

Willingness to change and find common ground is key to reconciliation, expert says
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You’d think these guys’ followers would get tired of wool being pulled over their eyes Like why isn’t Navarro saying this stuff to Trump and making him act, if things are as bad as they are?
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
All Conservative doctors are.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If only Master gave Dobby a glock
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As Yoda said: do, or do not. There is no “try.”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tired: Nine Wired: Nein
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lydia, no need to be snarky. He’s clearly still a threat in other ways. I was responding to the specific comment about election security. On that front, he has *nothing.* How many failed court cases are we up to, where he argued implementing stuff WAR discussed? Who runs elections?
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Stranger things have happened” is another form of “we’ll see what happens” i.e. nothing will happen and he’s just throwing red meat to his base
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Popular policy, in plain English. Shouldn’t be this hard.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
*and* require would-be targeted Republicans to stand up to this admin. 😂
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah this dude’s not making it out of the primary lol
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Honestly great way to launder money if you’re an absolute turd
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I always thought AD returning was a matter of if he simply had “the drive” to go through another NFL season. I never thought athleticism would be an issue! Even in retirement, he had other linemen working out with him in the offseason talking about how they couldn’t keep up with him 😂
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Will be flourishing the pinky for this one!
static.klipy.com
Always Sunny: Dennis & Mac Flourish the Pinky
Alt: Always Sunny: Dennis & Mac Flourish the Pinky
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Flip the Heat and Celtics on Christmas and I think you’re spot-on!
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