Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump supporters said it was divine intervention he wasn’t assassinated. Guessing this was divine intervention too? 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026static.klipy.comBane WreckageAlt: Bane: No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother. 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Looking forward to seeing how viewers of Fox News show “willingness to change and find common ground” 050
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Have to say, I’m happy with how quick the consolidation around AES has been, between McMorrow behind him now, and Stevens’ concession statement… need more of that in politics. 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Republicans think Americans only eat eggs and drink milk 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We hate freeloaders, don’t we folks? Also remember to apply for that bailout money we promised you for destroying your way of life! 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Conservatives: we respect women in sports Also Conservatives: we want to pay women in sports exorbitant amounts of money, in hopes they publicly get their asses kicked in return 020
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comMichael Jackson: 'I Love This Song!'Alt: Michael Jackson: 'I Love This Song!' Meme 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’ll never forgive Trump voters who insisted he’d be a president for all Americans. Weapons-grade hopium from all of them. 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Thanks Phillies for bringing me down off the sports high of signing LeBron James 001
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This picture of Mike Gansey and LeBron James is already in tee shirt print shops along the Jersey Shore 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026MAGA at this point is just The Boy Who Cried Wolf with the entire village going “so true bestie!” to the boy while wolves circle the town 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Can’t even be mad - this is exactly the type of stuff teams do when they’re disrespected so much prior to the match. Gotta take it as well as you can dish it! 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Flo Balogun mouthing the National Anthem is equal parts amazing and funny given the circumstances he’s on the team but I don’t even care GO USA BABY 🇺🇸🦅 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sixers fan here - my thought on this trade:static.klipy.comDoc Rivers' Shocked Reaction: Uhh OkAlt: Doc Rivers' thousand yard stare 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I guarantee they decided against that because they think that’s another version of “we can’t just say we’re not Trump or we’ll lose again!” 020
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Yet another example of a “non-MAGA Republican” supporting and proudly accepting money from MAGA. Not to make an early 2000s rapper reference but it’s absolutely ludicrous that they continue trying to separating the two, especially where we are now politically. 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Translated: Democratic one party rule is bad. Republican one party rule is good. 031
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I think Future came out with a song about these kinds of guys. 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“I require needy children to personally justify why they deserve sustenance” is not the great excuse he thinks it is. Like he’s genuinely surprised he didn’t hear back from them? 😂 020
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 16/06/2026From the group that brought you: “we can’t build windmills! They’ll kill too many birds!” “The reflecting pool must turn blue! Even if it kills too many birds!” 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Ooooh look at me, I’m Zohran Mamdani, the new popular Socialist mayor of NYC. My soccer team broke a 23 year title curse, and my basketball team broke a 53 year one. Grow up man 🙄 020
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Yeah this dude’s got the juice. He’s gonna be President one day. 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 21/05/2026“Eh, there’ll be more post-divorce weddings to go to in the future.” 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026brothers, sisters… if you are fearful, know that God hath bestown a Glock upon ye 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“HAND-A WATCH!” -Paul Rudd voice — @dannybkelly.bsky.social voicestatic.klipy.comAnchorman PandaALT: Anchorman Panda 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 18/05/2026“Change content” including varying prices from car-to-car based on demand lol 010
Reposted by Boobert[REDACTED] sandiego @nahhansandiego.bsky.social · 15/05/2026hunchback of never-went-to-nam 61408
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Obviously the best time for It To Happen is today. But in my opinion, it’d be cool if It Happened a few days after the midterms, when full MAGA dejection is in full effect. He’d feel like the cartel leader in Sicario immediately after *that* scene with BdT. 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Taken at my local pump with $4.67 regular - something tells me a lotta refuelers are gonna leave here beaned up 😂 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Official thread for fantasy team names for next season related to this story: >NonVrabel Interactions >The Russ is Loose >Scoop Shitty 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/04/2026“frankly the gas hasn't gone up as much as I thought” I am on my knees begging for this clip to be put in TV ads across the country for the midterms 030
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I thought he said we were going in on this and getting a cut with them? 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 07/04/2026alright Chicken Wing Sky: is anyone an “all drums” person (i.e. as opposed to “all flats”)? I’ve never heard of someone who’s the former, only the latter. 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My thoughts: -AOC has a pretty great nair attack but Pritzker’s OoS can respond well -Only noobs main Newsom and Buttigieg -Zero Suit Walz is an underrated fighter 010
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 26/03/2026He wants his name and face on as much US shit as he can until he croaks, and as long as it’s not November 2026, he will. And call me a “doomer” if you want right now, but I’m worried all of these wrongs are not going to be righted by the next President, whoever it is. I really hope I’m wrong. 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Bipartisanship then: genuine compromise to get meaningful legislation passed for your constituents Bipartisanship now: bring cursive back 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Putting an unreasonable amount of hope in this guy to take this admin to task when Dems gain back power. Not just the war itself, but the profiting off of it too - if it’s not handled then, it’ll never be. 000
Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Stan Van Gundy fighting for his life on tonight’s broadcast, lol - guy needs a lozenge! 000