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Boobert

@b00bert.bsky.social
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Bluesky reply guy, Philly sports fan 🦅, world traveler, theme park enthusiast, chef de cuisine at my house. YNWA 🔴 PSU 🔵 he/him

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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump supporters said it was divine intervention he wasn’t assassinated. Guessing this was divine intervention too?
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Bane Wreckage
Alt: Bane: No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We simply do not hate on Flock enough
James Libresco (Alexandria Times reporter) on Twitter:

I reached out to Flock Safety for comment on privacy concerns with their expansive Northern VA camera network. This is what I got back.

“Thanks for reaching out to Flock.
Our media team is currently touching grass and taking a break.
Unlike our cameras, we can't work 24/7, so we'll get back to you when we've had a snack and regained the ability to form coherent sentences.”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looking forward to seeing how viewers of Fox News show “willingness to change and find common ground”
Cut off by your adult child?

Psychology researcher reveals what parents should do next

Willingness to change and find common ground is key to reconciliation, expert says
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah this dude’s not making it out of the primary lol
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Unserious organization
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Have to say, I’m happy with how quick the consolidation around AES has been, between McMorrow behind him now, and Stevens’ concession statement… need more of that in politics.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Republicans think Americans only eat eggs and drink milk
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We hate freeloaders, don’t we folks? Also remember to apply for that bailout money we promised you for destroying your way of life!
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Conservatives: we respect women in sports Also Conservatives: we want to pay women in sports exorbitant amounts of money, in hopes they publicly get their asses kicked in return
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Michael Jackson: 'I Love This Song!'
Alt: Michael Jackson: 'I Love This Song!' Meme
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’ll never forgive Trump voters who insisted he’d be a president for all Americans. Weapons-grade hopium from all of them.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thanks Phillies for bringing me down off the sports high of signing LeBron James
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is turning into Weekends at Bernie’s
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This picture of Mike Gansey and LeBron James is already in tee shirt print shops along the Jersey Shore
Current Sixers GM Mike Gansey and current Philadelphia 76er LeBron James posing together for a photo from their old Ohio HS basketball circuit
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
MAGA at this point is just The Boy Who Cried Wolf with the entire village going “so true bestie!” to the boy while wolves circle the town
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Modern news is just stenography, example #41082
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
2 Free 2 Willy
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can’t even be mad - this is exactly the type of stuff teams do when they’re disrespected so much prior to the match. Gotta take it as well as you can dish it!
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium’s getting tariffed by the end of the match
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Flo Balogun mouthing the National Anthem is equal parts amazing and funny given the circumstances he’s on the team but I don’t even care GO USA BABY 🇺🇸🦅
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sixers fan here - my thought on this trade:
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Doc Rivers' Shocked Reaction: Uhh Ok
Alt: Doc Rivers' thousand yard stare
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Death Taxes Chuck Schumer getting ratio’d on Bluesky
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I guarantee they decided against that because they think that’s another version of “we can’t just say we’re not Trump or we’ll lose again!”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yet another example of a “non-MAGA Republican” supporting and proudly accepting money from MAGA. Not to make an early 2000s rapper reference but it’s absolutely ludicrous that they continue trying to separating the two, especially where we are now politically.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Translated: Democratic one party rule is bad. Republican one party rule is good.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
PBS: Posting Both Sides (Instead of what’s right)
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think Future came out with a song about these kinds of guys.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“I require needy children to personally justify why they deserve sustenance” is not the great excuse he thinks it is. Like he’s genuinely surprised he didn’t hear back from them? 😂
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
From the group that brought you: “we can’t build windmills! They’ll kill too many birds!” “The reflecting pool must turn blue! Even if it kills too many birds!”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ooooh look at me, I’m Zohran Mamdani, the new popular Socialist mayor of NYC. My soccer team broke a 23 year title curse, and my basketball team broke a 53 year one. Grow up man 🙄
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
South Africa’s opening game of the World Cup vs. Mexico
Mike Fossey tweet: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yeah this dude’s got the juice. He’s gonna be President one day.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Eh, there’ll be more post-divorce weddings to go to in the future.”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
brothers, sisters… if you are fearful, know that God hath bestown a Glock upon ye
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
“HAND-A WATCH!” -Paul Rudd voice — @dannybkelly.bsky.social voice
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Anchorman Panda
ALT: Anchorman Panda
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“Change content” including varying prices from car-to-car based on demand lol
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hunchback of never-went-to-nam
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Obviously the best time for It To Happen is today. But in my opinion, it’d be cool if It Happened a few days after the midterms, when full MAGA dejection is in full effect. He’d feel like the cartel leader in Sicario immediately after *that* scene with BdT.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Taken at my local pump with $4.67 regular - something tells me a lotta refuelers are gonna leave here beaned up 😂
A sign outside of my local Lukoil saying “FREE 12OZ LAVAZZA COFFEE, $20 MINIMUM”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Official thread for fantasy team names for next season related to this story: >NonVrabel Interactions >The Russ is Loose >Scoop Shitty
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“frankly the gas hasn't gone up as much as I thought” I am on my knees begging for this clip to be put in TV ads across the country for the midterms
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I thought he said we were going in on this and getting a cut with them?
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
alright Chicken Wing Sky: is anyone an “all drums” person (i.e. as opposed to “all flats”)? I’ve never heard of someone who’s the former, only the latter.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
daddy come pick me up
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My thoughts: -AOC has a pretty great nair attack but Pritzker’s OoS can respond well -Only noobs main Newsom and Buttigieg -Zero Suit Walz is an underrated fighter
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He wants his name and face on as much US shit as he can until he croaks, and as long as it’s not November 2026, he will. And call me a “doomer” if you want right now, but I’m worried all of these wrongs are not going to be righted by the next President, whoever it is. I really hope I’m wrong.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bipartisanship then: genuine compromise to get meaningful legislation passed for your constituents Bipartisanship now: bring cursive back
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Putting an unreasonable amount of hope in this guy to take this admin to task when Dems gain back power. Not just the war itself, but the profiting off of it too - if it’s not handled then, it’ll never be.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Stan Van Gundy fighting for his life on tonight’s broadcast, lol - guy needs a lozenge!
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