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Boobert

@b00bert.bsky.social
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Bluesky reply guy, Philly sports fan 🦅, world traveler, theme park enthusiast, chef de cuisine at my house. YNWA 🔴 PSU 🔵 he/him

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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apologize? Republicans?
SpongeBob laughing
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We simply do not hate on Flock enough
James Libresco (Alexandria Times reporter) on Twitter:

I reached out to Flock Safety for comment on privacy concerns with their expansive Northern VA camera network. This is what I got back.

“Thanks for reaching out to Flock.
Our media team is currently touching grass and taking a break.
Unlike our cameras, we can't work 24/7, so we'll get back to you when we've had a snack and regained the ability to form coherent sentences.”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looking forward to seeing how viewers of Fox News show “willingness to change and find common ground”
Cut off by your adult child?

Psychology researcher reveals what parents should do next

Willingness to change and find common ground is key to reconciliation, expert says
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
At least Jonathan Swan was smart enough to not get a photo with him *smiling, arms around each other*
Maggie Haberman smiling in the Oval Office with her friend Donald Trump
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Old meme of guy at baseball game explaining something to a girl who is having *none* of it lol
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
VJ Edgecombe smiling through it all. He can’t believe this is his life.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This picture of Mike Gansey and LeBron James is already in tee shirt print shops along the Jersey Shore
Current Sixers GM Mike Gansey and current Philadelphia 76er LeBron James posing together for a photo from their old Ohio HS basketball circuit
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
VJ Edgecombe mimicking the LeBron “smiling through it all” meme
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Meme of Lin Manuel Miranda in Hamilton looking at a phone, disheartened
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Embodiment of this tweet 😂
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks.
What the fuck.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Clearly he doesn’t think so! He’s going the Pod Save Bro route of going “lol Bluesky isn’t reality”
“Post is going over well with the Bluesky crowd lol”

Ken’s response to Marisa’s post
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Posting this unironically
“Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this is my life”

LeBron James insta post / meme
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Only thing that brings me solace is that despite this, he’s still an incredibly unhappy and unfulfilled individual and will be for the rest of his life. The JCA tweet comes to mind:
Joyce Carol Oates on Twitter, on Elon:

So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world."
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
South Africa’s opening game of the World Cup vs. Mexico
Mike Fossey tweet: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Big Katie Hopkins energy here
Katie Hopkins old tweet: This is how it feels to be a white Feminist woman.

There is a target on her forehead she placed herself.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ken looking like he had to do it to em
You know I had to do it to em meme
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I hate that there’s currently a decent chunk of young moms out there listening to and responding like this:
“So true!!!” wojak meme
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Taken at my local pump with $4.67 regular - something tells me a lotta refuelers are gonna leave here beaned up 😂
A sign outside of my local Lukoil saying “FREE 12OZ LAVAZZA COFFEE, $20 MINIMUM”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I love a good “love wins” story!
In March 2007, 17-year-old high school senior Chelsea Doss (now Chelsea Brooke Rose), traveled four hours from Eagleville to Gatlinburg, Tennessee, to participate in the state's 79th annual Future Farmers of America convention. Over the course of three days, her Eagleville High School chapter competed in the state competition, and nine of its members, including Chelsea, won the State Superior award, a top showing. That wasn't all. Chelsea also won the State Job Interview contest, and was even named the 2007-2008 Tennessee FFA
Association state president.

Among the convention attendees was her future husband, the then vice chairman of the board of the Tennessee FFA and current Tennessee congressman John Rose.

Not even four years later, according to an engagement announcement in the now-defunct local paper the Eagleville Times, the two were married. Chelsea was at the time a
21-year-old college senior at Tennessee
Technical University; John was a 45-year-old software executive with a long history of involvement in the Tennessee FFA, a board member of both the FFA and chairman of the board at Chelsea's college.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Never believe a “Conservative commentator turning over a new leaf” column, especially if it has a thumbnail like this
Kevin James Shrug.png
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Choosing to believe FSU women’s soccer team only sent pro-Trump teammates to DC for the photo op
Congratulations, Florida State Women’s Soccer!
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Jeez they’re already doing an IRL adaptation of that crappy Chris Pratt movie? lol
Mercy movie poster
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Here’s CPI since Trump was elected too. You can see where “Liberation Day” happened, where the number fudging happened, and where the war started!
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I was surprised by at this tweet at the time but he was just predicting American media’s endgame early
i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
He tried explaining it back in February and I’m even more confused after finding it 😂
"IT DOESN'T STAND FOR ANYTHING, SOME PEOPLE PUT A PERIOD THERE (AFTER THE R), MY FIRST NAME IS R MASON. THERE'S A SPACE IN BETWEEN THE CAPITAL R AND THE CAPITAL M. MY MOM DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE AN R NAME, LIKE RICHARD OR RAYMOND...”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’m actually not sure! I just know of these types that are put together 2 or 3 at a time, in packaging like old 6-packs:
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This guy piggybacking on it too - media has to call them out for who they are.
Congressman Randy Fine
We need more Islamophobia, not less.

Fear of Islam is rational.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
His pinned follow-up on the post is saying it “is simply not true” he was paid $1,500 for the post - what a joke.
Thank you again for the grace many of you have shown. I want to address another claim that's started circulating in the comments.

Someone alleged that I was paid $1,500 for that post. That is simply not true.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sources: The #Eagles are at it again
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I mean COME ON
The AI model shown with iShowSpeed, another influencer
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Omg it’s IRL gigachad
Gigachad meme
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Still prescient almost a decade later 🥴
Tweet

Conservatives: Lets round up Muslims and put them in camps

Liberals: HIRE 👏 MORE 👏 WOMAN 👏 GUARDS 👏
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A blursed photo
Christian “Charlie” Kirk
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Christian “Charlie” Kirk
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Same energy
Democrats kneeling in the Capitol with kente cloths around their necks during the pandemic
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Kevin Patullo
Shogun meme: Please commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Ian Rapoport tweet:

Sources: The #Eagles are at it again
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Regarding Puka’s recent apology… was pretty close!
Puka Nacua livestream response:

when I appeared the other day on a social media livestream, it was suggested to me to perform a specific movement as part of my next touchdown celebration. At the time, I had no idea this act was antisemitic in nature and perpetuated harmful stereotypes against Jewish people.
I deeply apologize to anyone who was offended by my actions as I do not stand for any form of racism, bigotry or hate of another group of people.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He’s got Vince McMahon face
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Trump thinks whenever he says something everyone has this reaction
Soyjak meme saying “so true!!!”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I got a Ken Rosenthal vibe from it tbh
MLB reporter Ken Rosenthal staring down someone who fell by the dugout.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Yeahhhhh sadly I wouldn’t bank on that happening
Clayton Kershaw and Mark Walter with Trump holding a Dodgers jersey in April 2025
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Japanese Dad playing Pokemon Go on 64 iPhones on a bike
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Embodiment of this meme lol
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
*tapping the sign*
Bluesky Can't Take a Joke

Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there's less hate, there's also fewer lolz.
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Bernie really gonna hit us with one of these involving Trump in the near future 😭
dril tweet from 2017: issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Reminds me of this guy’s laugh lol
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
He should see how far he can go with them tbh
Perri-air (canned air) from Spacballs
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Here’s that attention you ordered
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Boobert @b00bert.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
100% - bottle’s signed off by Jordan Spector and he posts about it, but doesn’t look like his style at all?
Jordan Spector holding a bottle of Bird Gang whiskey
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